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Florida Man Arrested For Having Sex With An Alligator

Rupert Darwin, 59, kept a 12 foot alligator tied and blindfold for the last month, sexually assaulting the reptile multiple times a day. Collier County Sheriffs arrested Darwin on multiple counts of animal cruelty and one count of illegally keeping a wild animal. Excerpt from Darwin’s police statement: “The gator tried to eat me and this was revenge, pure and simple. I don’t have no sexual attraction to gators, but I wanted to teach this bitch a lesson. I could have just killed her, but that would have been too easy. She was getting what she deserved.

 Darwin is a relatively unknown fisherman who lives in the outskirts of the remote town of 400. Residents say he sticks to himself and described him as “odd.”

Police responded after a man out of a nature hike happened to walk by Darwin’s house and saw Darwin having sex with the alligator in his backyard.

The witness heard Darwin say, “next time you try to kill a man, you best get the job done. Now you’re my bitch forever.”

“It was the damn strangest thing I’ve ever seen,” the witness told police. “The gator didn’t even move. It was like it didn’t give a s**t that man was having sex with it.”

Collier County Sheriffs responded and arrested Darwin on multiple counts of animal cruelty and one count of illegally keeping a wild animal.

Excerpt from Darwin’s police statement:
The gator tried to eat me and this was revenge, pure and simple. I don’t have no sexual attraction to gators, but I wanted to teach this bitch a lesson. I could have just killed her, but that would have been too easy. She was getting what she deserved.

Darwin also told police he had planned to chop off the alligator’s tail and pull her teeth as part of his revenge scheme and had even considered performing noise torture on the reptile by playing what Darwin described as “n i g g e r music” over and over.

Darwin claimed the alligator had gotten a hold of his pant leg when he was fishing in a swamp and tried to drag him into the water. Darwin was able to escape without injury, but that had set his resolve to get revenge.

The alligator is being treated for relatively minor injuries and is expected to be released back into the wild within a couple weeks.
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Re: Filthy Edomite arrested for raping an alligator for months!!!!
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2015, 02:33:11 PM »
Florida man at it again!

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Re: Filthy Edomite arrested for raping an alligator for months!!!!
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2015, 02:38:53 PM »
i dont know what to say, i tried to think of something funny but couldnt come up with anything

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Re: Filthy Edomite arrested for raping an alligator for months!!!!
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2015, 02:42:12 PM »
Irony is astounding.

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« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2015, 02:44:24 PM »

Florida Man Arrested For Having Sex With An Alligator

Rupert Darwin, 59, kept a 12 foot alligator tied and blindfold for the last month, sexually assaulting the reptile multiple times a day. Collier County Sheriffs arrested Darwin on multiple counts of animal cruelty and one count of illegally keeping a wild animal. Excerpt from Darwin’s police statement: “
 Darwin is a relatively unknown fisherman who lives in the outskirts of the remote town of 400. Residents say he sticks to himself and described him as “odd.”

Police responded after a man out of a nature hike happened to walk by Darwin’s house and saw Darwin having sex with the alligator in his backyard.

The witness heard Darwin say, “next time you try to kill a man, you best get the job done. Now you’re my bitch forever.”

“It was the damn strangest thing I’ve ever seen,” the witness told police. “The gator didn’t even move. It was like it didn’t give a s**t that man was having sex with it.”

Collier County Sheriffs responded and arrested Darwin on multiple counts of animal cruelty and one count of illegally keeping a wild animal.

Excerpt from Darwin’s police statement:
The gator tried to eat me and this was revenge, pure and simple. I don’t have no sexual attraction to gators, but I wanted to teach this bitch a lesson. I could have just killed her, but that would have been too easy. She was getting what she deserved.

Darwin also told police he had planned to chop off the alligator’s tail and pull her teeth as part of his revenge scheme and had even considered performing noise torture on the reptile by playing what Darwin described as "n i g g e r music” over and over.

Darwin claimed the alligator had gotten a hold of his pant leg when he was fishing in a swamp and tried to drag him into the water. Darwin was able to escape without injury, but that had set his resolve to get revenge.

The alligator is being treated for relatively minor injuries and is expected to be released back into the wild within a couple weeks.

Sounds like satire, but they do walk among us:


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Re: Filthy Edomite arrested for raping an alligator for months!!!!
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2015, 02:52:16 PM »
i dont know what to say, i tried to think of something funny but couldnt come up with anything

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Re: Filthy Edomite arrested for raping an alligator for months!!!!
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2015, 02:59:35 PM »
This is nothing new. Gators have been getting raped since Tebow left.

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Re: Filthy Edomite arrested for raping an alligator for months!!!!
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2015, 03:00:34 PM »
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Re: Filthy Edomite arrested for raping an alligator for months!!!!
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2015, 03:29:54 PM »
Damn. What a fucked up person.  :-X
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Re: Filthy Edomite arrested for raping an alligator for months!!!!
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2015, 03:38:13 PM »
Well, at least he wasn't raping a human  :-\

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Re: Filthy Edomite arrested for raping an alligator for months!!!!
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2015, 03:41:37 PM »
Edomite . . . The coloreds and new words.

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Re: Filthy Edomite arrested for raping an alligator for months!!!!
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2015, 03:44:26 PM »
Fake, althought the guy in the pic was arrested for abusing his peacock.  :-X

http://m.snopes.com/man-arrested-for-alligator-sex/




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Re: Filthy Edomite arrested for raping an alligator for months!!!!
« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2015, 03:54:32 PM »
Florida...home to many white trash citizens....very many.
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« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2015, 03:54:43 PM »
i dont know what to say, i tried to think of something funny but couldnt come up with anything














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Re: Filthy Edomite arrested for raping an alligator for months!!!!
« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2015, 03:55:09 PM »
My mistake, he's a filthy Edomite that raped a Peacock to death.... ::)
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Re: Filthy Edomite arrested for raping an alligator for months!!!!
« Reply #16 on: July 15, 2015, 03:55:55 PM »
Fake, althought the guy in the pic was arrested for abusing his peacock.  :-X

http://m.snopes.com/man-arrested-for-alligator-sex/




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Haha, good catch!

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Re: Filthy Edomite arrested for raping an alligator for months!!!!
« Reply #17 on: July 15, 2015, 04:15:22 PM »


I thought Branch Warren lives in Texas, not Florida.
Pity that it wasn't an oral sex.

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Re: Filthy Edomite arrested for raping an alligator for months!!!!
« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2015, 05:10:29 PM »
I thought Branch Warren lives in Texas, not Florida.
Pity that it wasn't an oral sex.
No, that is George Carlin...

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Re: Filthy Edomite arrested for raping an alligator for months!!!!
« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2015, 05:28:08 PM »

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« Reply #20 on: July 15, 2015, 05:35:29 PM »
Guess the r...

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Re: Filthy Edomite arrested for raping an alligator for months!!!!
« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2015, 05:37:56 PM »
Well blacks do it to goats,monkeys,horses etc so i guess he thought he could do a gator.

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Re: Filthy Edomite arrested for raping an alligator for months!!!!
« Reply #22 on: July 15, 2015, 05:39:11 PM »
This gentleman should be deemed obsolete by the State, and liquidated as quickly as possible.

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« Reply #23 on: July 15, 2015, 05:45:36 PM »
This gentleman should be deemed obsolete by the State, and liquidated as quickly as possible.

Read the update, it's all just a joke. No one fucked an alligator, friend.

He fucked a bird.

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Re: Filthy Edomite arrested for raping an alligator for months!!!!
« Reply #24 on: July 15, 2015, 05:50:17 PM »
Read the update, it's all just a joke. No one fucked an alligator, friend.

He fucked a bird.

My quote still stands.