Terminator Butt-Plug

[herefortheglitter]

For all you party guys/gals

"Since the dawn of time, people have been sticking miniature figurines of other people up their buttholes. The ancient Vikings used to gather around campfires, where they would ritualistically plug their butts with figurines of their mighty emperors as a sign of devotion. Just kidding. That's never happened. But it sure seems like celebrity butt plugs have been on the rise recently. I thought I'd scour the Internet and find out which notable people have been made into ass-worthy sculptures. During my research I discovered two things: 1) The main celebrity butt plug producers are a politically-minded sculpture artist and a now-defunct company called "Celebrity Plugs." 2) Most of these look super uncomfortable and should not actually be stuck up your ass."

http://happyplace.someecards.com/weird-news/here-are-all-the-different-celebrity-butt-plugs-you-can-buy/

[Waller]

Looks more like George Michael.

That would be more fitting anyway.

[Dr.J]

Your story had me going!

[Nails]

that's not lee priest

[herefortheglitter]

Paris Hilton looks too much like the Virgin Mary - hella creepy.

[Primemuscle]

Looks more like George Michael.

That would be more fitting anyway.

Regardless of who it represents, it doesn't look like it would fit most folks' butt holes.

[Waller]

Regardless of who it represents, it doesn't look like it would fit most folks' butt holes.

You sound like a quitter.

[Primemuscle]

You sound like a quitter.

I don't sound like anything when posting here. I might seem like it though.

[TheShape.]

(Joke about Dropping Plates)

[Jizzacked]

For all you party guys/gals

"Since the dawn of time, people have been sticking miniature figurines of other people up their buttholes. The ancient Vikings used to gather around campfires, where they would ritualistically plug their butts with figurines of their mighty emperors as a sign of devotion. Just kidding. That's never happened. But it sure seems like celebrity butt plugs have been on the rise recently. I thought I'd scour the Internet and find out which notable people have been made into ass-worthy sculptures. During my research I discovered two things: 1) The main celebrity butt plug producers are a politically-minded sculpture artist and a now-defunct company called "Celebrity Plugs." 2) Most of these look super uncomfortable and should not actually be stuck up your ass."

http://happyplace.someecards.com/weird-news/here-are-all-the-different-celebrity-butt-plugs-you-can-buy/

I like how he tapers out with a nice sperm tale.  Totem of fertility

[DroppingPlates]

(Joke from Dropping Plates)

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