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wes

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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #25 on: July 17, 2015, 02:11:00 PM »
Quote from: Kenpo Machine on July 17, 2015, 02:10:21 PM
These theories are nothing short of bizarre. Does "Wes" even bench?
;D
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #26 on: July 17, 2015, 02:13:10 PM »
Quote from: wes on July 17, 2015, 02:11:00 PM
;D

I heard that once a lady was trapped under a Cadillac El Dorado and Wes benched it, one-handed, and freed her before the fire department even showed up.
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #27 on: July 17, 2015, 02:14:21 PM »
Quote from: wes on July 17, 2015, 02:06:26 PM
And he`s also Your Average Gym Rat among a slew of other identities.............. .permanent fixture in anu guise because he has a million of them.


Exactly what I was going to post.

Kenpo, along with his other million identities, is boring. But ban him and he'll just come back as someone else. Doesn't even matter at this point.
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #28 on: July 17, 2015, 02:18:20 PM »
Quote from: herefortheglitter on July 17, 2015, 02:13:10 PM
I heard that once a lady was trapped under a Cadillac El Dorado and Wes benched it, one-handed, and freed her before the fire department even showed up.
Indeed I did!   :D
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #29 on: July 17, 2015, 02:20:53 PM »
Juicemachine, halo, trainer and a slew of others.  All the same guy.  Shitty gimmick, not funny.
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #30 on: July 17, 2015, 02:22:39 PM »
Quote from: Tennisballz on July 17, 2015, 02:20:53 PM
Juicemachine, halo, trainer and a slew of others.  All the same guy.  Shitty gimmick, not funny.


Not even remotely.

I don't mind gimmicks, actually. When they're funny, anyways.
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #31 on: July 17, 2015, 02:26:31 PM »
Quote from: Tennisballz on July 17, 2015, 02:20:53 PM
Juicemachine, halo, trainer and a slew of others.  All the same guy.  Shitty gimmick, not funny.

Doesn't feel like Halo.
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #32 on: July 17, 2015, 02:56:06 PM »
Quote from: _aj_ on July 17, 2015, 02:26:31 PM
Doesn't feel like Halo.
Would love to feel you, stud.
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #33 on: July 17, 2015, 03:25:09 PM »
Quote from: Shizzo on July 17, 2015, 02:56:06 PM
Would love to feel you, stud.

Dude - seriously.. The "pseudo-homo" comments are pretty played out don't you think? 
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #34 on: July 17, 2015, 03:28:08 PM »
Quote from: _bruce_ on July 17, 2015, 12:50:55 PM
Kenpo is as masterful a poster as he is a martial artist - a killing machine full of wisdom and witty remarks dedicated to the craft.


It's probably Seagal posting from Putin's office  :D

LOL! that comment alone made this shitty ass thread worth it...
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #35 on: July 17, 2015, 03:31:40 PM »
Kenpo Machine has his first hater.

Phil remembers when he got his first one. In fact, I imagine Phil has a extensive list somewhere of all his haters labeled and classified in a very OCD fashion.
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #36 on: July 17, 2015, 03:48:53 PM »
I think 'Black Flag' was another gimmick of his  ::)
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #37 on: July 17, 2015, 05:17:56 PM »
Ok, the forum has spoken.

Kenpo has been banned.

Reason: Continuous flooding of the G&O with shit threads. When you diminish the overall quality of the forum by burying quality threads deep in between your shit threads, you take away the ability for others to enjoy themselves, since they are incapable of reading the better material without having to navigate through your shit.

"1"
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #38 on: July 17, 2015, 05:20:36 PM »
Quote from: OneMoreRep on July 17, 2015, 05:17:56 PM
Ok, the forum has spoken.

Kenpo has been banned.

"1"

Thank you.
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #39 on: July 17, 2015, 05:21:50 PM »
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #40 on: July 17, 2015, 05:22:44 PM »
He`ll be back as "2powerful4U"   ;D
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #41 on: July 17, 2015, 05:28:14 PM »
Thanks OMR.
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #42 on: July 17, 2015, 05:28:38 PM »
Expect an uptick in Juruth activity.
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #43 on: July 17, 2015, 05:47:49 PM »
Quote from: io856 on July 17, 2015, 12:53:58 PM
kenpo machine is dangerous

Like Manly beach penguins   8)
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #44 on: July 17, 2015, 08:51:15 PM »
Quote from: Royalty on July 17, 2015, 02:03:14 PM
Kenpo Machine is "the trainer"

Haha, holy crap. Forgot all about that dude. You maybe right. lol
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #45 on: July 17, 2015, 09:10:29 PM »
lmao
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #46 on: July 17, 2015, 09:50:31 PM »
Quote from: OneMoreRep on July 17, 2015, 05:17:56 PM
Ok, the forum has spoken.

Kenpo has been banned.

Reason: Continuous flooding of the G&O with shit threads. When you diminish the overall quality of the forum by burying quality threads deep in between your shit threads, you take away the ability for others to enjoy themselves, since they are incapable of reading the better material without having to navigate through your shit.

"1"

That's why you got the buttons my friend.

Noobs should get like a thread or two a day MAX.

Once they put the effort in to post then the privileges should be opened up a bit more.
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #47 on: July 18, 2015, 01:05:20 AM »
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #48 on: July 18, 2015, 04:04:25 AM »
"The History Of Getbig's most pathetic gimmicks" should be written.

GODSPEED!!!!!!!
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