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Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« on: July 17, 2015, 12:32:48 PM »
Attention mods, this gimmick has probably run its course. You know what to do.
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2015, 12:33:40 PM »
OMR said that some people like him, so he will stay. OMR stated that all of his threads will be merged into one.
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2015, 12:36:36 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on July 17, 2015, 12:33:40 PM
OMR said that some people like him, so he will stay. OMR stated that all of his threads will be merged into one.

I am officially appealing that ruling.
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2015, 12:44:37 PM »
Quote from: _aj_ on July 17, 2015, 12:36:36 PM
I am officially appealing that ruling.

I will represent you in this and draft our Brief in Support of Motion for Ban Hammer. Haha
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2015, 12:50:55 PM »
Kenpo is as masterful a poster as he is a martial artist - a killing machine full of wisdom and witty remarks dedicated to the craft.


It's probably Seagal posting from Putin's office  :D
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2015, 12:52:24 PM »
kenpo seems like a friendly guy but im not gonna take the risk of angering him, not all martial artists live by strike only in self-defense rule
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2015, 12:53:58 PM »
kenpo machine is dangerous
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2015, 12:54:02 PM »
Quote from: _bruce_ on July 17, 2015, 12:50:55 PM
Kenpo is as masterful a poster as he is a martial artist - a killing machine full of wisdom and witty remarks dedicated to the craft.


It's probably Seagal posting from Putin's office  :D

I've seen better posters broomed by OMR for less garbage. The signal-to-noise ratio is way down on this guy. He had exactly 2 good posts: one where he extolled the virtues of "throwing stars" over guns and another where he (correctly) stated the obvious: that chicks like big arms. The latter not exactly being a "hot take" on Getbig.
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2015, 12:55:36 PM »
Yeah fuck this guy, annoying as hell and not even entertaining. If you call him out he just ignores you and keeps shitposting.
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2015, 12:56:33 PM »
This place needs to be a bit more strict on stupid gimmicks..
If you need a Network Engineer (by day) and ex-Iron History Mod (by night and day) just let me know Ron...

I can clean this place up... Place is a joke these days...
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2015, 12:58:48 PM »
Quote from: Powerlift66 on July 17, 2015, 12:56:33 PM
This place needs to be a bit more strict on stupid gimmicks..
If you need a Network Engineer (by day) and ex-Iron History Mod (by night and day) just let me know Ron...

I can clean this place up... Place is a joke these days...
I'm next in line, guy.

Skip LaCour gets compared to me.
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2015, 01:02:48 PM »
The sad thing is that I am sure that Lex Reeves has a stack of gimmicks to burn through and there will be another one very soon after this one is euthanized.
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2015, 01:05:16 PM »
Quote from: CaptainFreedom on July 17, 2015, 01:03:45 PM
you're a braver man than me for making this post A.J....RIP!



I did mention that I was -- also -- a shuriken master. I will put my "throwing star" skills to the test against any man.
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2015, 01:19:13 PM »
nah man, his threads rock! More threads, more threads, more....
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2015, 01:21:14 PM »
he should stay. I'm learning a lot about training working out from him.
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2015, 01:27:20 PM »
Quote from: Coach is Back! on July 17, 2015, 01:21:14 PM
he should stay. I'm learning a lot about training working out from him.
As long as I can out-bench you, out-squat you, out-deadlift you, and out-powerclean you, I would think you would stay quiet.
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2015, 01:35:04 PM »
Quote from: Kenpo Machine on July 17, 2015, 01:27:20 PM
As long as I can out-bench you, out-squat you, out-deadlift you, and out-powerclean you, I would think you would stay quiet.

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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2015, 01:50:35 PM »
Kenpo Machine is boring & lame.
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2015, 01:53:02 PM »
is Kenpo Machine the same as Army as One?  Both need to go.
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2015, 01:58:18 PM »
Quote from: Kenpo Machine on July 17, 2015, 01:27:20 PM
As long as I can out-bench you, out-squat you, out-deadlift you, and out-powerclean you, I would think you would stay quiet.

Lots wrong with that statement
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2015, 02:03:14 PM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on July 17, 2015, 01:53:02 PM
is Kenpo Machine the same as Army as One?  Both need to go.

Kenpo Machine is "the trainer"
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2015, 02:04:50 PM »
Quote from: Royalty on July 17, 2015, 02:03:14 PM
Kenpo Machine is "the trainer"

It wouldn't surprise me.
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2015, 02:06:26 PM »
Quote from: Royalty on July 17, 2015, 02:03:14 PM
Kenpo Machine is "the trainer"
And he`s also Your Average Gym Rat among a slew of other identities.............. .permanent fixture in anu guise because he has a million of them.
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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #23 on: July 17, 2015, 02:09:48 PM »
Quote from: wes on July 17, 2015, 02:06:26 PM
And he`s also Your Average Gym Rat among a slew of other identities.............. .permanent fixture in anu guise because he has a million of them.

This is probably still valid then

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Re: Kenpo Machine with a half-dozen shit threads on page one?
« Reply #24 on: July 17, 2015, 02:10:21 PM »
Quote from: wes on July 17, 2015, 02:06:26 PM
And he`s also Your Average Gym Rat among a slew of other identities.............. .permanent fixture in anu guise because he has a million of them.
These theories are nothing short of bizarre. Does "Wes" even bench?
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