Author Topic: So Who is Running the Juruth Account Now?  (Read 2209 times)

Walter Sobchak

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So Who is Running the Juruth Account Now?
« on: July 17, 2015, 06:28:08 PM »
The posting style has changed.

That is not the same Juruth that used to post here.

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Re: So Who is Running the Juruth Account Now?
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2015, 02:52:02 AM »
The posting style has changed.

That is not the same Juruth that used to post here.


The old Juruth ( and Jewhit, his other account ) was a man among boys. His wit, sarcasm, stories, poems were all top notch. And, god, do I miss those old stories lol. Easily the funniest writing material I've ever read. Especially the story " Daddy's Slippers " hahaha

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Re: So Who is Running the Juruth Account Now?
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2015, 03:00:20 AM »
The posting style has changed.

That is not the same Juruth that used to post here.

Racist post reported.

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Re: So Who is Running the Juruth Account Now?
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2015, 03:56:16 AM »

The old Juruth ( and Jewhit, his other account ) was a man among boys. His wit, sarcasm, stories, poems were all top notch. And, god, do I miss those old stories lol. Easily the funniest writing material I've ever read. Especially the story " Daddy's Slippers " hahaha

Maybe Branch took revenge on daddy
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Re: So Who is Running the Juruth Account Now?
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2015, 03:59:13 AM »

The old Juruth ( and Jewhit, his other account ) was a man among boys. His wit, sarcasm, stories, poems were all top notch. And, god, do I miss those old stories lol. Easily the funniest writing material I've ever read. Especially the story " Daddy's Slippers " hahaha
his stories about jay were also a masterpiece. 8)

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Re: So Who is Running the Juruth Account Now?
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2015, 04:13:54 AM »
I personally believe TA is behind the Juruth account. It takes talent and skill to write the way Juruth writes. And as much as I dislike TA, he does tend to slip every now and again and write in a fashion similar to that of Juruth's.

Which, for the record, would imply that TA is YourAverageGymRat as well, seeing that I asked YourAverageGymRat a question a few years back, and he replied back to me ... under the Juruth account lol. Post was promptly deleted lol.

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Re: So Who is Running the Juruth Account Now?
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2015, 04:26:17 AM »

The old Juruth ( and Jewhit, his other account ) was a man among boys. His wit, sarcasm, stories, poems were all top notch. And, god, do I miss those old stories lol. Easily the funniest writing material I've ever read. Especially the story " Daddy's Slippers " hahaha
agreed
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Re: So Who is Running the Juruth Account Now?
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2015, 06:48:09 AM »
He runs juruth as well.  He frequently slips up and deletes the posts.

Yes.

He was a fat used Toyota salesman. His photos were posted a number of times. I think Wes outed him

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Re: So Who is Running the Juruth Account Now?
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2015, 09:11:32 AM »
Adonis has always run the Juruth account

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Re: So Who is Running the Juruth Account Now?
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2015, 09:20:49 AM »
Adonis has always run the Juruth account

TA has been angrier as of late. Perhaps that is spilling over into his gimmick pool.

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Re: So Who is Running the Juruth Account Now?
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2015, 09:45:44 AM »
Juruth was legendary - I guess Gay and B-Ranch threatened him if he would continue exposing the true nature of the sport so he had to tone it down both fun and quality wise.

May Daddy's Slippers serve as an eternal reminder of his former greatness.
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Re: So Who is Running the Juruth Account Now?
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2015, 06:13:34 PM »

Firstly, you will address me as Mr. Disciple.

Secondly, I'm far more Intelligent than you could possibly Imagine in your wildest dreams. Show some respect.

Thirdly, I was not aware of anything being proven. I take months off at a time from this place. I can't possibly keep up on everything that happens here.


Oh lord, another Getbig braniac.

Choke on a dick.

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Re: So Who is Running the Juruth Account Now?
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2015, 06:18:00 PM »
Oh lord, another Getbig braniac.

Choke on a dick.
You should join Team Shizzo.

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Re: So Who is Running the Juruth Account Now?
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2015, 06:28:46 PM »
You should join Team Shizzo.

I'm a gentile you penis smoking Florida redneck, I don't associate with your incestual type

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Re: So Who is Running the Juruth Account Now?
« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2015, 06:33:26 PM »
I'm a gentile you penis smoking Florida redneck, I don't associate with your incestual type
I love it when you talk dirty to me.

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Re: So Who is Running the Juruth Account Now?
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2015, 06:36:11 PM »
Somehow you've made shizzo more likable, fun is funny Walt. And you ain't funny.


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Re: So Who is Running the Juruth Account Now?
« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2015, 06:38:51 PM »
I love it when you talk dirty to me.

Shouldn't you be asskissing OMR in a thread somewhere?

Or whining about posting rules.

Fat, bald, piece of semen-diluted shit

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Re: So Who is Running the Juruth Account Now?
« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2015, 06:48:47 PM »
Shouldn't you be asskissing OMR in a thread somewhere?

Or whining about posting rules.

Fat, bald, piece of semen-diluted shit
You are too over the top, slobchoke.  You never stood a chance.

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Re: So Who is Running the Juruth Account Now?
« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2015, 06:51:31 PM »
You are too over the top, slobchoke.  You never stood a chance.

Did I hear a penis fart?

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Re: So Who is Running the Juruth Account Now?
« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2015, 06:54:27 PM »
Somehow you've made shizzo more likable, fun is funny Walt. And you ain't funny.


Suspiciously looking like a lame Shizzo gimmick.

You can choke on a dick too cheerleader.

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Re: So Who is Running the Juruth Account Now?
« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2015, 06:55:20 PM »
Did I hear a penis fart?
No, that's just the whistle of a summer breeze passing through your prolapsed anus. You can almost hear the ocean if you put your ear close enough.

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Re: So Who is Running the Juruth Account Now?
« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2015, 06:58:57 PM »
No, that's just the whistle of a summer breeze passing through your prolapsed anus. You can almost hear the ocean if you put your ear close enough.

Not even remotely as funny as you posting on a bodybuilding board.

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Re: So Who is Running the Juruth Account Now?
« Reply #22 on: July 18, 2015, 07:02:29 PM »
Not even remotely as funny as you posting on a bodybuilding board.

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Re: So Who is Running the Juruth Account Now?
« Reply #23 on: July 18, 2015, 07:05:15 PM »


Not even remotely as funny as you posting on a bodybuilding board

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Re: So Who is Running the Juruth Account Now?
« Reply #24 on: July 18, 2015, 07:11:10 PM »
Not even remotely as funny as you posting on a bodybuilding board
This was never a serious bodybuilding board.  :-*