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Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2015, 09:09:31 AM »
The shark originally told Obama he couldn't swim in the ocean until he saluted the surfer...

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Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2015, 09:12:27 AM »
I have no sympathy for people who go in the ocean and get attacked. The ocean was not meant for splashing around.

Go in an animals natural habitat, get bitten, well, don't go in. Your fault.

Its like playing in the Sub-Saharan in Africa, getting attacked by a lion, then complaining.  ::) ::)
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Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2015, 09:13:57 AM »
The shark originally told Obama he couldn't swim in the ocean until he saluted the surfer...

 ;D

So you're saying it was a Great Caucasional Shark?   ;D

Dammit...Now I am going to hell.  The worst part of that is the knowledge that Wiggs is too.  I need to go see the Catholic side of the fambly to get them to pay some indulgences... ;D

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Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2015, 09:14:38 AM »
nothing happened, basically


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Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2015, 09:15:36 AM »
I have no sympathy for people who go in the ocean and get attacked. The ocean was not meant for splashing around.

Go in an animals natural habitat, get bitten, well, don't go in. Your fault.

Its like playing in the Sub-Saharan in Africa, getting attacked by a lion, then complaining.  ::) ::)

Oh brother ::)

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Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2015, 09:20:43 AM »
The shark originally told Obama he couldn't swim in the ocean until he saluted the surfer...

LMAO!!!  ;D ;D The surfer should have turned back around and saluted the shark.

Stupid surfers have it coming. Yes, real smart, lets go play in the ocean where 4,000 pound animals live lol. Oh boy, they need to get a grip and stay out of the ocean. And if they get bit, well, don't go in the ocean.
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Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2015, 09:29:51 AM »
shut up you sharkhugging loon.
the ocean belongs to us like everything else on this planet.

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Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2015, 09:30:36 AM »
shut up you sharkhugging loon.
the ocean belongs to us like everything else on this planet.

Shitty gimmick. Boring.

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Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2015, 09:31:48 AM »
Shitty gimmick. Boring.




Yes, let's stay out of the water. Shut down the surfing industry and the sport.

http://www.surfscience.com/topics/surfing-lifestyle/life-as-a-surfer/avoiding-shark-attacks/

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Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2015, 09:32:16 AM »
just stating facts. you think the ocean "belongs" to sharks? what drugs are you on?
with the same logical land belongs to other animals so maybe you need to get off this planet altogether? but hey, dont use the sky to get their, because you know you might get attacked by birds...  ::)


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Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2015, 09:36:04 AM »
just stating facts. you think the ocean "belongs" to sharks? what drugs are you on?
with the same logical land belongs to other animals so maybe you need to get off this planet altogether? but hey, dont use the sky to get their, because you know you might get attacked by birds...  ::)



Shitty gimmick. Boring.

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Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2015, 09:37:18 AM »
haha meltdown  ;D

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Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2015, 09:38:24 AM »
haha meltdown  ;D

Sure, posting one picture is a meltdown. Whatever you say.
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Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2015, 09:38:32 AM »
;D

So you're saying it was a Great Caucasional Shark?   ;D


From the video it would appear it is not a mudshark

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Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2015, 09:40:12 AM »
The thing about the Jaws films is that for a white fella Roy Scheider really brought the tan.  I bet he had his own booth.

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Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2015, 09:40:36 AM »
nothing happened, basically



Although great whites are bigger, bull sharks are actually much more aggressive due to higher testosterone levels.
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Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2015, 09:40:45 AM »
I saw the video of dozens of people pouring water on a beached shark then returning him to the sea.

Yes, tis beautiful to save an animal... but they're releasing the animal - an animal that would eat them and everyone they love - back into a body of water where they're swimming.

I was confused watching it.  If that shark made a U-turn and ate an old lady in her floaties, then what?

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Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2015, 09:41:52 AM »
Sure, posting one picture is a meltdown. Whatever you say.

of course it is. calling someone a gimmick is some butthurt bitch shit and then having a picture ready to pretend you dont care (but you care enough to go look for that picture) thats some big ass meltdown.
now go and cry for the sharks, the whales and grab yourself some soymilk you big baby.

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Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
« Reply #20 on: July 19, 2015, 09:43:03 AM »
Fake

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Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
« Reply #21 on: July 19, 2015, 09:45:55 AM »
Competitive surfing is dumber then competitive bodybuilding. All subjective to the judge with no real way to judge the winner.

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Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
« Reply #22 on: July 19, 2015, 09:46:35 AM »
Fake

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http://www.surfline.com/video/contests/j-bay-open-fanning-attacked-by-shark_129591

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Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
« Reply #23 on: July 19, 2015, 09:47:52 AM »
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Re: World Surf League Shark Attack
« Reply #24 on: July 19, 2015, 09:48:18 AM »
Competitive surfing is dumber then competitive bodybuilding. All subjective to the judge with no real way to judge the winner.

Like gymnastics.
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