Reality
An 8-year-old boy walks home from school each day past an 8-year-old-girl's house.
One day he passes by, carrying a football, he can't resist taunting the girl.
He holds up the football and says, "See this football? Football is a boy's game, and only boys can have a football!"
The little girl runs into the house and cries to her mother, "I want a football!"
Being a woman of the 90's, her mother runs out and gets her one.
The next day, the girl waits for the little boy and he rides up on his bike.
She holds up the football, "Nah Nah Nah Nah!"
The little boy angrily points to his bike and says, "Oh yeah, well this is a boy's bike and only boys get boy's bikes and you can't have one!"
She runs in to mom and the next day is waiting for him on her new boy's bike.
The little boy gets furious and pulls down his pants, and pointing to his most private of parts, says, "Look, only boys have these and your mom can't buy you one!"
The next day, he walks by and says, "Well, I guess I showed you!"
She promptly pulls up her dress, points to her parts and proclaims, "My mother tells me that as long as I have one of THESE I can have as many of THOSE as I want!"
