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Re: Vaginas
« Reply #25 on: July 22, 2015, 05:41:29 AM »
For me, it always hurts right when it goes in. Does not feel pleasant at all. Sort of a deep stinging sensation. 

However, leave the cock in your ass, very shortly the pain goes away entirely. Once the pain leaves, then your partner can start to pump your ass. It feels like a great deep tissue massage, only its inside your ass.  :D   

for me it feels real good when it goes real deep.. like there is some kind of pleasure sensor at the bottom of my ass that emits the tingles when ever a cock comes close to hitting it. 

IT feels about the same whether your on your back or on your stomach, however there are some differences. on your back you can see your partner, which could be good or bad (attractive or unattractive?). On your stomach its more relaxing and you can just bite a pillow and let the good times roll.

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« Reply #26 on: July 22, 2015, 05:45:41 AM »
For me, it always hurts right when it goes in. Does not feel pleasant at all. Sort of a deep stinging sensation. 

However, leave the cock in your ass, very shortly the pain goes away entirely. Once the pain leaves, then your partner can start to pump your ass. It feels like a great deep tissue massage, only its inside your ass.  :D   

for me it feels real good when it goes real deep.. like there is some kind of pleasure sensor at the bottom of my ass that emits the tingles when ever a cock comes close to hitting it. 

IT feels about the same whether your on your back or on your stomach, however there are some differences. on your back you can see your partner, which could be good or bad (attractive or unattractive?). On your stomach its more relaxing and you can just bite a pillow and let the good times roll.

This post should be included in the sex education curriculum  ;D

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Re: Vaginas
« Reply #27 on: July 22, 2015, 05:53:33 AM »
wow has this thread de-railed. The purpose was for Adam the elven ear toting troglodyte to post a recent picture to counter no ones. Instead this limp wristed cock ottoman blows the dust off his 1995 collection of photos and scans them into getbig. Then out of nowhere the handicapped school bus pulls up and as soon as the ramp is lowered tbombz peddles his tricycle furiously to get into the action. For some reason tbombz is trying to mash that Bonk sized head of his into this discussion by showing off photos of him looking like he should be wearing leather chaps and getting cornholed in the gloryhole stall of Manhattans premier Bear Club called "FUR". Adonis, upload a photo with a time stamp, nobody gives a fuck about your tullip garden or petrified wood collection.

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Re: Vaginas
« Reply #28 on: July 22, 2015, 05:56:38 AM »
Johnny Vegas-Onlyme called me names on the internet. I'd like to present exhibit A, a pic of my 25 inch guns.
Judge-How is this relevant, do you even have a law license?
Johnny Vegas-I'm taking courses at the learning annex, i'm not on trial here onlyme pwned me and he's gonna pay.
Onlyme-Request a 10 minute break for lunch your honor and maybe dessert too, would the court like to see a picture of me with Lorenzo Lamas at a 1994 charity event?
Judge-Case dismissed wheel in moosejay on his craftmatic adjustable bed and get his trial started

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Re: Vaginas
« Reply #29 on: July 22, 2015, 05:59:18 AM »
The Gayor-"Sorry, Timmy. Daddy can't go to your basketball game, I'm going to the Arnold Classic.
Timmy-"What's that, dad?"
Gayor-"Well, son, 300 lb behemoths oil up, shave themselves and pose onsatge to music while men judge their bodies. When you're older maybe I'll take you."
Timmy-"I'm ok, dad, That actually sounds pretty gay. Why are you going to a show like that if you have never been inside a gym before? Mom said I couldn't go to summer camp because you dropped $500 on Mayor of Bodybuilding shirts. Why did you take down all my school photos and replace them with pictures of you with your arm around muscley black guys? Don't you love me anymore, dad?

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Re: Vaginas
« Reply #30 on: July 22, 2015, 06:00:10 AM »
Timmy-"Dad, UPS came today with a box for you. Is it new baseball glove for me?!?
Gayor-"Sorry, Timmy. You know money is tight since I quit my job to be a fulltime mod on MD.com. This is something just for me. You know all those baseballs in your room? This is sports memorabilia too."
*The Gayor tears open the box like a kid on Christmas morning and pulls out a ziplock bag*
Timmy-"What are those dad? Underpants? Why are they all sparkly? Who's Evan and why do you have his underwear?
Gayor-*inhales deeply* "Timmy, these are authentic posing trunks from one of the best athletes of our generation." *inhales again* If you can't appreciate that, you're more than welcome to leave like your mom did."
Timmy-"Ummm ok. They look dirty. Want me to wash them for you?"
Gayor-"No!!!!"

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Re: Vaginas
« Reply #31 on: July 22, 2015, 06:00:31 AM »
back THEN chest
not the other way around

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Re: Vaginas
« Reply #32 on: July 22, 2015, 06:02:44 AM »
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's uberman. Able to clear a room with a single sentence. His superpowers include: standing in a corner awkwardly at parties, browsing Sigmund Freuds's wikipedia page, and power of invisibility when in contact with a woman or man over 200lbs. His arch enemies are the English language, original thoughts, and daddy.

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Re: Vaginas
« Reply #33 on: July 22, 2015, 06:05:19 AM »
All behold pellius the whiny twink
he loves his muscle bears sweaty, he doesn't mind the stink
writing 12,000 word posts no one reads
his family must be ashamed of his homosexual deeds
you can tell hes not the smartest of the litter
he'll respond soon, after wiping off his lovers ball glitter.

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Re: Vaginas
« Reply #34 on: July 22, 2015, 06:06:31 AM »
The floatsam here can't appreciate a bloke out on an afternoon jaunt. Perhaps he is just looking for some young lads to partake in a spirited game of touch football? The getbig experts don't even see those tables that could be scrapped and be made into a grand lattimus dorsi contractor contraption. Perhaps that young Sheila shouldn't wear such provocative outfits if she doesn't want a mature sod with arms a hair under 18 inches to follow her into the changing area?

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Re: Vaginas
« Reply #35 on: July 22, 2015, 06:07:23 AM »
*Blechman barges into room wearing 1950's nurses outfit*
"Jay, you're looking a little flush. I better take your temperature."
*Jay's eating meal #12. 9 pieces of ezekiel bread, 23 eggs, 20 IU of humalog
"Um, I'm feeling fine, Steve. Anyway, I'm eating, maybe we can do it later."
*Blechman starts to run a sponge over Jay's forehead* 
"You're burning up, Jay. I insist. I wasn't planning on using your mouth anyway."
*Jay furiously starts to push call button*

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Re: Vaginas
« Reply #36 on: July 22, 2015, 06:09:38 AM »
It was bullshit. All made up. This is a drug addict who is not right in the head.

Think of all the self serving posts Groink has made over the years. Remember that recent one where some Seka lookalike approach him when he was with his gf. It was under the pretense of him asking advice/opinions about the woman and her motives.

The real reason was to brag about a strange woman approaching him and saying, "You're a beautiful man." All these stories are self-serving, bragging posts and seeking validation on a board that he derives so much of his feelings of self worth -- all while insisting he "doesn't give a fuck" about what people think here.

Groink is, and always will be, just a child. He's a one dimensional oaf whose entire feelings of self worth is centered around his looks. He's getting old and more desperate now. That's why he's turned it up and brags about being in the best shape of his life and posts pics at every opportunity. He's become this board's male DLB. What's pathetic is that he's fifty years old. A fifty year old MAN and still in front of the bathroom mirror taking selfies and posting it on this board. I'm sure he struts around in his tank top in front of his daughter's friends and fishing for comments from his daughter later that evening. Being the FILF would really make his day.

Groink will be back. He knows things blow over with time. He needs this board. He can't do what he does here in real life. At least not to the extent he does here. He does goes through  his day to day life constantly looking at himself and sizing up other men. Always convincing himself that he's better looking and has bigger muscles. Meanwhile he couldn't tell you what century the War Between the States took place, who his congressman is, of what the three branches of government are. Hell, I'm sure he even uses his fingers to count and needs a calculator if he has to "carry the one".

He's really the typical bodybuilding meat head who women, like his current one, grows weary of. Sure woman are attracted to big strong men but when they find out they are smarter, more informed, less vain, and more ambitious to this dullard the "magic" quickly wanes. Especially when they realize he routinely wets his bed. 

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Re: Vaginas
« Reply #37 on: July 22, 2015, 06:11:55 AM »
Timmy-"Dad, UPS came today with a box for you. Is it new baseball glove for me?!?
Gayor-"Sorry, Timmy. You know money is tight since I quit my job to be a fulltime mod on MD.com. This is something just for me. You know all those baseballs in your room? This is sports memorabilia too."
*The Gayor tears open the box like a kid on Christmas morning and pulls out a ziplock bag*
Timmy-"What are those dad? Underpants? Why are they all sparkly? Who's Evan and why do you have his underwear?
Gayor-*inhales deeply* "Timmy, these are authentic posing trunks from one of the best athletes of our generation." *inhales again* If you can't appreciate that, you're more than welcome to leave like your mom did."
Timmy-"Ummm ok. They look dirty. Want me to wash them for you?"
Gayor-"No!!!!"

Bahahahaha

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Re: Vaginas
« Reply #38 on: July 22, 2015, 09:22:02 AM »
Funny shit Army of One, ahahaha!!!
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Re: Vaginas
« Reply #39 on: July 22, 2015, 09:36:01 AM »


The best compliment a vajaja can get, is to declare it's as tight as an asshole, but smells better.

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Re: Vaginas
« Reply #40 on: July 22, 2015, 09:38:27 AM »
 ;D

I remember a lot of these.


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Re: Vaginas
« Reply #41 on: July 22, 2015, 09:39:19 AM »

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Re: Vaginas
« Reply #42 on: July 22, 2015, 09:39:21 AM »
Thought this was about the people complaining to the mods about racist posts.

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Re: Vaginas
« Reply #43 on: July 22, 2015, 09:41:56 AM »

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Re: Vaginas
« Reply #44 on: July 22, 2015, 09:43:06 AM »
Is that real?

Not sure sorry friend.

Looks real enough but hard to tell these days, chicks are good at the photoshoppings.

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Re: Vaginas
« Reply #45 on: July 22, 2015, 10:01:52 AM »
Now, this is a story all about how My body got nailed up to a cross And I liked to take a minute heres how it begins I'll tell you how I died for all your mortal sins
 In west Bethlehem I was born and raised In Nazareth was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all makin some wood cups, wowin' some fools When a couple of Romans Who were up to no good Said I wasnt behavin; in the way that I should I had one last supper and my men drank wine I said eat my body drink my blood and Ill be fine
 I was nailed a cross and when death came nearer The light shown brightly and I saw a little clearer If anything I could say that the roman wins But I thought now forget it, Ill die for your sins
 They. pulled. me to my grave about seven or eight And I rose from my tomb yo, home smell you later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle in heaven and listen to prayer

forgive english, i am Russia.

 i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.

 We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i **** this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

 I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

Like a virgin I am see for first time.  I am so hard laugh trouser is ruin.

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Re: Vaginas
« Reply #46 on: July 22, 2015, 10:03:33 AM »
No way that pic is real. She'd have dudes lined up throwing millions at her. Or maybe that is already the situation, lol....
Insanely curved, wow!
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Re: Vaginas
« Reply #47 on: July 22, 2015, 10:19:10 AM »
gayest post ever.

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Re: Vaginas
« Reply #48 on: July 22, 2015, 10:40:34 AM »
For me, it always hurts right when it goes in. Does not feel pleasant at all. Sort of a deep stinging sensation. 

However, leave the cock in your ass, very shortly the pain goes away entirely. Once the pain leaves, then your partner can start to pump your ass. It feels like a great deep tissue massage, only its inside your ass.  :D   

for me it feels real good when it goes real deep.. like there is some kind of pleasure sensor at the bottom of my ass that emits the tingles when ever a cock comes close to hitting it. 

IT feels about the same whether your on your back or on your stomach, however there are some differences. on your back you can see your partner, which could be good or bad (attractive or unattractive?). On your stomach its more relaxing and you can just bite a pillow and let the good times roll.
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Re: Vaginas
« Reply #49 on: July 22, 2015, 10:45:21 AM »
tbombesque posts

this guy is confused. and gay..