I'm sure a few of them might like that...
Just playing devils advocate...I think some dude got torn up having a bathroom quickie with a stranger....Wife found out, had to go to doc... So he made up some bullshit story about getting tag teamed in mid-day traffic b some roving bang bus. no cameras caught his abduction? No traffic cameras caught the creepy White Van doing laps rocking side to side? I'd look into these area..
Some people on here will be like.. "what street they be on next?"