Cooking bacon on the barrel of a machine gun you're firing

[240 is Back]

Smells like desperation.   

I love ted cruz and hope he completely outclasses trump at the debates with CONSISTENT conservatism, not this fly-by-night republican brand that trump is suddenly pushing, that idiots are believing.

But I wish Cruz would do a commercial where he stands up and says he is the only true conservative in the race, then he sits down and lets the viewer just sit and stare at him and think on that for the remaining 20 seconds of the commercial.

Machine gunning to cook bacon is pandering, lame, weak, using guns as props to appeal to the lowest part of the base. 

[ritch]

I was expecting to see a vid of bacon being cooked on a gunning machine gun for real!!!

[240 is Back]

I was expecting to see a vid of bacon being cooked on a gunning machine gun for real!!!

you can't make this stuff up.  At first I thought this was a smear job from the Daily Show or the Onion.  

I think the use of a fork kinda removes any sense of badassery he was hoping to achieve.  Anyone manly enough to cook food with firepower would eat the entire piece of bacon with their hands, not a nibble with a fork.

[ritch]

you can't make this stuff up.  At first I thought this was a smear job from the Daily Show or the Onion.  

I think the use of a fork kinda removes any sense of badassery he was hoping to achieve.  Anyone manly enough to cook food with firepower would eat the entire piece of bacon with their hands, not a nibble with a fork.

I want some!!!
What a great way to lure people into experiencing this!

This thread delivers!!!

[LurkerNoMore]

Pork wrapped assault rifles.  If that does not show those moooslims we are serious then nothing will.

[Straw Man]

Smells like desperation.   

I love ted cruz and hope he completely outclasses trump at the debates with CONSISTENT conservatism, not this fly-by-night republican brand that trump is suddenly pushing, that idiots are believing.

But I wish Cruz would do a commercial where he stands up and says he is the only true conservative in the race, then he sits down and lets the viewer just sit and stare at him and think on that for the remaining 20 seconds of the commercial.

Machine gunning to cook bacon is pandering, lame, weak, using guns as props to appeal to the lowest part of the base. 

sure as shit does

[ritch]

Pork wrapped assault rifles.  If that does not show those moooslims we are serious then nothing will.

LOL!!!

Never even thought of that...

[240 is Back]

Pork wrapped assault rifles.  If that does not show those moooslims we are serious then nothing will.

dude, good point.  I didn't catch that either. 

I don't think you could possibly make up something more "muerica, fck yea!" than the bacon machine gun. 

I wish Cruz would stick with being the dignified one onstage while everyone tries to out-Trump each other - Mccain did it in 2008 and it worked.  he was dignified while romney and rudy screamed LIB at each other.  Mccain flew coach, had no team, and just let the other idiots destory each other. 

I'd love to see Cruz just show up, share his conservative ideals, and let the idiots call each other names.

[240 is Back]

WHO says processed meat is dangerous. 

Maybe machine gun cooked asparagus would be preferable.

[whork]

Pork wrapped assault rifles.  If that does not show those moooslims we are serious then nothing will.

underrated post.

[OzmO]

If the bacon isn't organic the ignorant rednecks will have a hard decision to make between Cruz or Trump.

Kind of like should I go squirrel hunting with my RPG or automAtic 12gauge with a 800 round
Barrel clip. 

[Dos Equis]

If the bacon isn't organic the ignorant rednecks will have a hard decision to make between Cruz or Trump.

Kind of like should I go squirrel hunting with my RPG or automAtic 12gauge with a 800 round
Barrel clip. 

I wouldn't mention those two in the same breath. 

[240 is Back]

I wouldn't mention those two in the same breath. 

Cruz is a lifelong conservative.   Polling at 6%.

Trump is a lifelong democrat opportunist.  Polling at 22%.

WTF is wrong with repub base voters?

[whork]

Cruz is a lifelong conservative.   Polling at 6%.

Trump is a lifelong democrat opportunist.  Polling at 22%.

WTF is wrong with repub base voters?

Maybe they are tired of conservatives spending their tax dollars on bombing shit in the middle East?