Author Topic: Why guys like anal (Read 9657 times)

Papper · « **on:** August 04, 2015, 02:01:15 PM »

Women sometimes wonder why guys want the butthole. You may think it because porn has conditioned you to this or that you are infact gay or whatever.

My theory is that when doing doggy one is forced to view that cavity and evolution (that some of you don't believe in) has favored guys who enjoys and subsequently cums when they are looking at a womans asshole.

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #1 on:** August 04, 2015, 02:02:12 PM »

Please go away.

Papper · « **Reply #2 on:** August 04, 2015, 02:04:58 PM »

Quote from: Dr Dutch on August 04, 2015, 02:02:12 PM

Please go away.

So you have broken your succession of what 50 orange avatars and now have a blue one? Have you changed gender or have something important happened lately?

Wiggs · « **Reply #3 on:** August 04, 2015, 02:13:50 PM »

LOL. You mean that THEORY that's never been proven? That Evolution? There is no evolution Fapper.

Hetero guys want a butthole because it's another place to put your dick into a woman that feels good. Mouth,vagina, ass. If it felt good to put your dick in a woman's ears, guys would be trying to put it there.

Evolution. Hahahahahahahaha

Papper · « **Reply #4 on:** August 04, 2015, 02:15:56 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on August 04, 2015, 02:13:50 PM

LOL. You mean that THEORY that's never been proven? That Evolution? There is no evolution Fapper.

Hetero guys want a butthole because it's another place to put your dick into a woman that feels good. Mouth,vagina, ass. If it felt good to put your dick in a woman's ears, guys would be trying to put it there.

Evolution. Hahahahahahahaha

And god wanted that of course?

HTexan · « **Reply #5 on:** August 04, 2015, 02:16:05 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on August 04, 2015, 02:13:50 PM

LOL. You mean that THEORY that's never been proven? That Evolution? There is no evolution Fapper.

Hetero guys want a butthole because it's another place to put your dick into a woman that feels good. Mouth,vagina, ass. If it felt good to put your dick in a woman's ears, guys would be trying to put it there.

Evolution. Hahahahahahahaha

Truth. It feels great. Not as good as pussy tho imo.

hench · « **Reply #6 on:** August 04, 2015, 02:17:58 PM »

bang on

Quote from: Wiggs on August 04, 2015, 02:13:50 PM

LOL. You mean that THEORY that's never been proven? That Evolution? There is no evolution Fapper.

Hetero guys want a butthole because it's another place to put your dick into a woman that feels good. Mouth,vagina, ass. If it felt good to put your dick in a woman's ears, guys would be trying to put it there.

Evolution. Hahahahahahahaha

Teutonic Knight · « **Reply #7 on:** August 04, 2015, 02:28:46 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on August 04, 2015, 02:13:50 PM

LOL. You mean that THEORY that's never been proven? That Evolution? There is no evolution Fapper.

Hetero guys want a butthole because it's another place to put your dick into a woman that feels good. Mouth,vagina, ass. If it felt good to put your dick in a woman's ears, guys would be trying to put it there.

Evolution. Hahahahahahahaha

Any JOBS interviews today

Papper · « **Reply #8 on:** August 04, 2015, 02:33:37 PM »

Quote from: Teutonic Knight on August 04, 2015, 02:28:46 PM

Any JOBS interviews today

He came up with the flattering nick "Fapper" so I think he did enough creative thinking for one day

Wiggs · « **Reply #9 on:** August 04, 2015, 02:38:20 PM »

I do alright for myself. That's all you guys need to know. According to you guys, I've been unemployed for 5 years. LOL.

Papper · « **Reply #10 on:** August 04, 2015, 02:54:54 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on August 04, 2015, 02:38:20 PM

I do alright for myself. That's all you guys need to know. According to you guys, I've been unemployed for 5 years. LOL.

All fun and games. I don't correlate employment with post frequency in that case I would be out of a job too.

Teutonic Knight · « **Reply #11 on:** August 04, 2015, 03:34:39 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on August 04, 2015, 02:38:20 PM

I do alright for myself. That's all you guys need to know. According to you guys, I've been unemployed for 5 years. LOL.

Black Jeezuuss is unemployable too

HTexan · « **Reply #12 on:** August 04, 2015, 04:03:28 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on August 04, 2015, 02:38:20 PM

I do alright for myself. That's all you guys need to know. According to you guys, I've been unemployed for 5 years. LOL.

What do you do?

deadz · « **Reply #13 on:** August 04, 2015, 04:09:26 PM »

Quote from: HTexan on August 04, 2015, 04:03:28 PM

What do you do?

Military benefits and free rent in his Aunt's basement.

Sokolsky · « **Reply #14 on:** August 04, 2015, 04:13:58 PM »

Quote from: Papper on August 04, 2015, 02:01:15 PM

Women sometimes wonder why guys want the butthole. You may think it because porn has conditioned you to this or that you are infact gay or whatever.

My theory is that when doing doggy one is forced to view that cavity and evolution (that some of you don't believe in) has favored guys who enjoys and subsequently cums when they are looking at a womans asshole.

Not sure how looking at a butthole and penetrating a butthole corelate? Surely evolution would have favored guys penetrating the vagina, rather than the anus, seeing as the latter doesn't produce offspring. Unless you have conclusive evidence supporting your idea, it's not quite a theory. Nor is it very plausible.

Besides, I believe there has already been conclusive studies amongst primates where analsex is attributed to dominance and/or pleasure. Cannot be bothered to look it up.

Quote from: Wiggs on August 04, 2015, 02:13:50 PM

LOL. You mean that THEORY that's never been proven? That Evolution? There is no evolution Fapper.
Evolution. Hahahahahahahaha

Athiests and theists both suffer from the same issue when it comes to their 'belief'; 1. If evolution occured; how did fuckups like you still make it in the genepool? 2. Conversely, surely had God created all, he must've upheld greater ideals than your being.

Mr Anabolic · « **Reply #15 on:** August 04, 2015, 04:29:46 PM »

Power... control... domination. No other reasons.

Evolution? -lol

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #16 on:** August 04, 2015, 04:40:59 PM »

Quote from: Papper on August 04, 2015, 02:01:15 PM

Women sometimes wonder why guys want the butthole. You may think it because porn has conditioned you to this or that you are infact gay or whatever.

My theory is that when doing doggy one is forced to view that cavity and evolution (that some of you don't believe in) has favored guys who enjoys and subsequently cums when they are looking at a womans asshole.

When Aunt Flo is in town, it makes a great alternative. Plus, it's generally very tight. Evolution though ? Don't know about that one.

wes · « **Reply #17 on:** August 04, 2015, 04:41:54 PM »

Quote from: Mr Anabolic on August 04, 2015, 04:29:46 PM

Power... control... domination. No other reasons.

Evolution? -lol

^^^THIS

forillagorilla · « **Reply #18 on:** August 04, 2015, 04:42:39 PM »

Quote from: HTexan on August 04, 2015, 04:03:28 PM

What do you do?

What exactly do YOU do?? I bet you are a real winner - lol

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #19 on:** August 04, 2015, 04:56:44 PM »

Quote from: Papper on August 04, 2015, 02:15:56 PM

And god wanted that of course?

You mean Wiggs' inner troll

Never1AShow · « **Reply #20 on:** August 04, 2015, 08:54:48 PM »

For 99 percent of all human history sex was primarily doggy style. Missionary is only a very recent invention. See the movie Quest for Fire or Season 1 of Game of Thrones for realistic portrayals. So butthole prominence is the natural state for sex.

Teutonic Knight · « **Reply #21 on:** August 04, 2015, 10:43:57 PM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on August 04, 2015, 04:56:44 PM

You mean Wiggs' inner troll

Wiggy was kicked out from Male Nursing School

Teutonic Knight · « **Reply #22 on:** August 04, 2015, 10:47:26 PM »

Quote from: deadz on August 04, 2015, 04:09:26 PM

Military benefits and free rent in his Aunt's basement.

No more nursing career 4 Milton

Papper · « **Reply #23 on:** August 05, 2015, 12:01:20 AM »

Quote from: Sokolsky on August 04, 2015, 04:13:58 PM

Not sure how looking at a butthole and penetrating a butthole corelate? Surely evolution would have favored guys penetrating the vagina, rather than the anus, seeing as the latter doesn't produce offspring. Unless you have conclusive evidence supporting your idea, it's not quite a theory. Nor is it very plausible.

Besides, I believe there has already been conclusive studies amongst primates where analsex is attributed to dominance and/or pleasure. Cannot be bothered to look it up.

Athiests and theists both suffer from the same issue when it comes to their 'belief'; 1. If evolution occured; how did fuckups like you still make it in the genepool? 2. Conversely, surely had God created all, he must've upheld greater ideals than your being.

Call it a hypothesis then. Or a thought.

It's not like I am laying this out to a science community

Papper · « **Reply #24 on:** August 05, 2015, 12:07:59 AM »

Quote from: Never1AShow on August 04, 2015, 08:54:48 PM

For 99 percent of all human history sex was primarily doggy style. Missionary is only a very recent invention. See the movie Quest for Fire or Season 1 of Game of Thrones for realistic portrayals. So butthole prominence is the natural state for sex.

Doesn't surprise me.

And with an asshole staring at you, it has to be desirable. Guys lick assholes, that is not dominance, vice versa. It's obsession with the vision of woman parts. It's not the taste you lick for. Very primal..