Teen girls and Cellulite

[El Diablo Blanco]

What the fuck is it with young chicks getting cellulite?  I don't recall seeing any chicks with it when I was in highschool.  Even the fat chicks had smooth thighs.  The other day, I was outside and group of highschool girls were running down the street for gym class.  All were wearing little spandex shorts and as they passed by I took a glance at their legs and was shocked at how many already had cellulite on their hammys.  Some were actually skinny but had legs that looked like a fat 50 year old.  What's the deal?

Oh yeah, Pedo post reported  

[Mr. Zimbabwe]

It must be the fast food diets they grow up on?  We didn't have so much junk available in our teens.  Plus girls of today don't do anything athletic at school?  Just Facebook and twitter.

[20inch calves]

It must be the fast food diets they grow up on?  We didn't have so much junk available in our teens.  Plus girls of today don't do anything athletic at school?  Just Facebook and twitter.

True. It's this generation. Alot of the boys are the same way

[Grape Ape]

It must be the fast food diets they grow up on?  We didn't have so much junk available in our teens.  Plus girls of today don't do anything athletic at school?  Just Facebook and twitter.

Not sure about that - we grew up on wonder bread, salami, hostess pies and a whole slew of garbage.

[SquidVicious]

Not sure about that - we grew up on wonder bread, salami, hostess pies and a whole slew of garbage.

Gotta love the revisionist history of people thinking kids of the 80s or 90s grew up on diets of chicken breast and broccoli.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Not sure about that - we grew up on wonder bread, salami, hostess pies and a whole slew of garbage.

True but bread turned green after 3 days, today it's good to eat a month later.  Salami would dry out if left overnight.  Now its so packed with nitrates it can be left out for years.  I remember as a kid that food spoiled super fast.  If you didn't eat the block of cheese in a few days mold would grow on it.  Now I buy a massive block from Costco and a month later it's still fine.

[Svengoolie]

Not sure about that - we grew up on wonder bread, salami, hostess pies and a whole slew of garbage.

Not to mention we also had super-size/king size options that no longer exist. No apple slices and milk with our happy meals either.

[SquidVicious]

Maybe just maybe when we were teens we were so busy staring at a pretty face and a fresh pair of titties we didn't really inspect the hamstrings for traces of cellulite. They say as you get older your eyes keep dropping. Eventually you'll be complaining about the ugly toes of teenage girls.

[Yamcha]

Not to mention we also had super-size/king size options that no longer exist. No apple slices and milk with our happy meals either.

I used to run some trains on Happy Meals as a kid. I did end up fat, but no stretch marks or cellulite.

[Svengoolie]

Oh man, in sixth grade I used to get the double whopper meal, king sized, with the extra large shake. Did this at least twice a week.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Oh man, in sixth grade I used to get the double whopper meal, king sized, with the extra large shake. Did this at least twice a week.

I had a bunch of friends who worked at mcdonalds.  I'd order a hamburger and they'd make be a quadruple patty. Same with McChickens.  They use to take the small bags and just fill it up with fries.  The amount of shit we'd eat was insane, but luckily I played a lot of sports so I burned a lot of those calories off.

I finger banged a lot of skinny and fat chicks in highschool and rarely did I see the cottage cheese thighs.

[SF1900]

Gotta love the revisionist history of people thinking kids of the 80s or 90s grew up on diets of chicken breast and broccoli.

haha, yes, you gotta love this. Every kid in the 80's was 100% respectable, never talked back, and ate all their veggies.

You constantly hear shit like, "This wouldnt happen back in the day."

I guess people forgot the 1970's when teenagers were rebelling against society, doing boat loads of drugs, having sex, etc.

People have this weird misperception that children 30-40 years ago were sweet little angels. They were just as disobedient as children are today. The only difference is we now have the technology to capture all the disobedience on a camera phone.

[Tapeworm]

One girl in our class.  Not fat or even plump.  Just over the line into chunky, but when her wrap fell off during a pool party she moved like Flash Gordon getting it back on.

Clearly so insecure that for one empty compliment she would have been anyone's, and that's probably how it went for her.  Anyone in her age group, I mean.  So don't get any ideas.


The oddest one was a girl with an obese upper half but really nice legs.  Nobody ever called her Ms. Pacman but I always wanted to.

[Sokolsky]

Lack of proper diet and a sedentary lifestyle combined with gross negligence of ones' physical health and overal shape.

It's sad really, just like fatgirls with a pretty face. Women in general are far more gifted in their ability to look attractive than men are, with far less effort to boot. Yet the weaker sex has failed to live up to their potential, and if they haven't succumb to eating-and-other disorders during their teens, you can bet they will during their twenties.

[Army of One]

Women in general are far more gifted in their ability to look attractive than men are,

Translation, women are allowed to paint on any face they want, men arnt

[Waller]

Translation, women are allowed to paint on any face they want, men arnt

I beg to differ.

[ritch]

kids are getting "old looking" younger and younger. Lack of sleep, too much caffeine, shit diet are all major factors.

Just gonna make guys like myself who take seriously good care of themselves look better.

Thanks generation fail!!!

[Svengoolie]

I had a bunch of friends who worked at mcdonalds.  I'd order a hamburger and they'd make be a quadruple patty. Same with McChickens.  They use to take the small bags and just fill it up with fries.  The amount of shit we'd eat was insane, but luckily I played a lot of sports so I burned a lot of those calories off.

I finger banged a lot of skinny and fat chicks in highschool and rarely did I see the cottage cheese thighs.

Those hook-ups were always the best. I was fatter then, but possibly also happier. My first serious gf was a waitress at Italian restaurants, so I'd have a similar set up when it came to strombolis, double to tripple chicken parm sandwiches, etc. Dont miss her, but definitely ,miss that 

[El Diablo Blanco]

Those hook-ups were always the best. I was fatter then, but possibly also happier. My first serious gf was a waitress at Italian restaurants, so I'd have a similar set up when it came to strombolis, double to tripple chicken parm sandwiches, etc. Dont miss her, but definitely ,miss that 

Just thinking about some of my friends that cooked food at McDonald's in highschool, I could only imagine have the shit that went on back there.  Makes me never want to go to any fast food joint where there's teens getting minimum wage working there.

[Grape Ape]

Just thinking about some of my friends that cooked food at McDonald's in highschool, I could only imagine have the shit that went on back there.  Makes me never want to go to any fast food joint where there's teens getting minimum wage working there.

Pizza place I worked out we used to stir the sauce ingredients with our arm.

Never thought how much arm hair ended up on the pizza....gross.

[Howard]

I had a bunch of friends who worked at mcdonalds.  I'd order a hamburger and they'd make be a quadruple patty. Same with McChickens.  They use to take the small bags and just fill it up with fries.  The amount of shit we'd eat was insane, but luckily I played a lot of sports so I burned a lot of those calories off.

I finger banged a lot of skinny and fat chicks in highschool and rarely did I see the cottage cheese thighs.

Translation- Back in HS I was giving young twinks the stink finger. Young males are naturally leaner then teen girls.

[Irongrip400]

Young girls (no pellius), unless they are way fat, don't have cellulite.  I remember being in college and chicks that were thick but they didn't have it.  Once they get to about 24-25, if they do not take care of themselves, will turn to shit fast. 

[ritch]

Young girls (no pellius), unless they are way fat, don't have cellulite.  I remember being in college and chicks that were thick but they didn't have it.  Once they get to about 24-25, if they do not take care of themselves, will turn to shit fast. 

Which is why you NEVER marry them until past that age. But no... Too many guys think with their cocks and just HAVE to have that young pussy. Good job. If you enjoy losing half your shit and that's what happens to most of them.

Fools...

[El Diablo Blanco]

Young girls (no pellius), unless they are way fat, don't have cellulite.  I remember being in college and chicks that were thick but they didn't have it.  Once they get to about 24-25, if they do not take care of themselves, will turn to shit fast. 

Nah, that's the point of this thread.  These girls weren't fat, pretty thin actually, but had cellulite on the backs of their legs.

[_bruce_]

I beg to differ.

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