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Ladies Quest for a Whopper
« on: August 12, 2015, 08:34:24 AM »
I am driving in a parking lot to go to McDonalds to get a coffee. The parking lot has multiple speed bumps. As I proceed to drive over one speed bump, some lady flies around me, avoiding the speed bumping and going in front of me. A second car (not her) is about to go over the second speed bump, and she flies around him too, avoiding the speed bump. So I am thinking that this person is in a huge rush for something important. I pull up to McDonalds, and she is parked in the parking lot, right in front of McDonalds. I get out and look over and see this (at least) 300 pound women walking with a cane get out of the car. I walk into McDonalds and she is not far behind me. As I am waiting in line, the cashier says, "Next." I didn't hear, so I kept waiting. The 250+ pound women says to me, "Um, go ahead, she is calling you, gee." So I looked at her and said, "I see you're in a real hurry to get that double whopper."

In her quest to acquire a double whopper, she almost caused a car accident, and was rude to another person (me).

I wonder if she was scared that McDonalds was going to run out of whoppers.  :-\ :-\
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Re: Ladies Quest for a Whopper
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2015, 08:36:30 AM »
Maybe the McRib was back.

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Re: Ladies Quest for a Whopper
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2015, 08:40:31 AM »
Bet she was happy after the 6000 calorie injection    ::)
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Re: Ladies Quest for a Whopper
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2015, 08:41:24 AM »

I wonder if she was scared that McDonalds was going to run out of whoppers.  :-\ :-\

Can they run out of what they never had?

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Re: Ladies Quest for a Whopper
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2015, 08:41:53 AM »
Maybe the McRib was back.

Ive heard the McRib is made from leftover parts or something. Vomit.  :-X :-X
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Re: Ladies Quest for a Whopper
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2015, 08:43:04 AM »
Can they run out of what they never had?



Whatever!! You know what I mean!! She wanted her damn burger and she was going to stop at nothing to get it!!!

Kind of like when Basile desired to win Mr. Canada.
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Re: Ladies Quest for a Whopper
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2015, 08:44:07 AM »
Bet she was happy after the 6000 calorie injection    ::)
https://www.facebook.com/beatrice.buttmuncher.5/videos/423053074556929/?pnref=story

But the question is:

Is a calorie just a calorie?
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Re: Ladies Quest for a Whopper
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2015, 08:45:53 AM »
maybe you were driving too slow because you thought you could get whoppers at mcdonalds..

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Re: Ladies Quest for a Whopper
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2015, 08:51:03 AM »
maybe you were driving too slow because you thought you could get whoppers at mcdonalds..

no, I was driving a reasonable speed. Plus, I was going over a speed bump. No ones going to do 50mph over a speed bump in a parking lot.  ??? ???
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Re: Ladies Quest for a Whopper
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2015, 09:01:00 AM »
Whopper is Burger King bro. She wanted a double royale with cheese.

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Re: Ladies Quest for a Whopper
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2015, 09:04:15 AM »
I once saw this same exact behavior displayed by a behemoth  over a double quarter pounder and a big mac, however it was at an Arbys.

This was a white woman btw.

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Re: Ladies Quest for a Whopper
« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2015, 09:06:50 AM »
Whopper is Burger King bro. She wanted a double royale with cheese.

I rarely visit these establishments, but the point was that she was in need of a burger.

I hope after she got her burger she was no longer irate.
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Re: Ladies Quest for a Whopper
« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2015, 09:28:38 AM »
I am driving in a parking lot to go to McDonalds to get a coffee. The parking lot has multiple speed bumps. As I proceed to drive over one speed bump, some lady flies around me, avoiding the speed bumping and going in front of me. A second car (not her) is about to go over the second speed bump, and she flies around him too, avoiding the speed bump. So I am thinking that this person is in a huge rush for something important. I pull up to McDonalds, and she is parked in the parking lot, right in front of McDonalds. I get out and look over and see this (at least) 300 pound women walking with a cane get out of the car. I walk into McDonalds and she is not far behind me. As I am waiting in line, the cashier says, "Next." I didn't hear, so I kept waiting. The 250+ pound women says to me, "Um, go ahead, she is calling you, gee." So I looked at her and said, "I see you're in a real hurry to get that double whopper."

In her quest to acquire a double whopper, she almost caused a car accident, and was rude to another person (me).

I wonder if she was scared that McDonalds was going to run out of whoppers.  :-\ :-\
Mcdonalds does not sell a whopper though.  ???

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Re: Ladies Quest for a Whopper
« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2015, 09:35:58 AM »
Mcdonalds does not sell a whopper though.  ???

Thanks, True Adonis!!
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Re: Ladies Quest for a Whopper
« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2015, 09:38:19 AM »
Whopper? What. The. Fuck. Man.

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Re: Ladies Quest for a Whopper
« Reply #15 on: August 12, 2015, 09:39:09 AM »
McDonald's doesn't sell whoppers.

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Re: Ladies Quest for a Whopper
« Reply #16 on: August 12, 2015, 09:56:46 AM »
McDonald's doesn't sell whoppers.

Well, she wanted a burger, and nothing stopped her from getting it!
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Re: Ladies Quest for a Whopper
« Reply #17 on: August 12, 2015, 10:02:29 AM »
McDonald's doesn't sell Whoppers

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Re: Ladies Quest for a Whopper
« Reply #18 on: August 12, 2015, 10:09:01 AM »
Looking forward to SF1900 ordering a quarter pounder at burger king later this week.
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Re: Ladies Quest for a Whopper
« Reply #19 on: August 12, 2015, 10:14:11 AM »
Mcdonalds does not sell a whopper though.  ???

Several heretofore pharma sales reps have found themselves employed at Burger King because they refused to own their performance.

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Re: Ladies Quest for a Whopper
« Reply #20 on: August 12, 2015, 10:15:03 AM »
Should have given her a whopper of a right hand. Straight to her fuckin belly's.

I don't know why she was in such a hurry to get one.
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Re: Ladies Quest for a Whopper
« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2015, 10:17:13 AM »
Looking forward to SF1900 ordering a quarter pounder at burger king later this week.

Its all the same shit.  :D :D
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Re: Ladies Quest for a Whopper
« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2015, 10:26:59 AM »
Three spicy McChickens and a diet coke please.
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Re: Ladies Quest for a Whopper
« Reply #23 on: August 12, 2015, 10:27:31 AM »
Its all the same shit.  :D :D

Sacrilege! Whopper > Big Mac.

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Re: Ladies Quest for a Whopper
« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2015, 10:27:55 AM »
Its all the same shit.  :D :D
You really can't tell a difference?  ???