I give it 1-2 weeks before:
"Fuck all of you guys. I am going to start my own forum. I will destroy every single one of you. Make you my bitches. This board sucks. Its going downhill. OMR, you will get yours. I hate you. Princess L, I love you baby. I would marry you if I can. Okay, guys, I am sorry for what happened. I will respect all of the rules here. I just want to be friends again. Fuck all of you guys. I am going to drive my awesome car and go into my new huge apartment, while you losers do nothing with your life. Hey, everyone, I am sorry. I just want to make this place grow. I love getbig. Fuck you, guys."