Joon, word of advice...the is a 100% inverse correlation between how "connected" a person is, and how hard they brag about their connections. When I read one of your purple walls of text about how you are part of a cartel family that imports heroin into the UK, my eyes roll.
Also, I'm guessing that your "cousin" wouldn't be real happy about you rolling on about the family business in an attempt to impress a bunch of tossers on a fucking bodybuilding message board.
Try the "hard and quiet" routine for a while.