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I just sacked my entire building and decorating team and called them all
« on: August 17, 2015, 04:46:40 AM »
.... a bunch of useless cu nts and told em to get the fuck out of my house..... second lot of builders I have sacked in the last two months

I woke up this morning still stoned, starved and in a stinky foul mood. Did not appreciate being woken by the cu nts at 7.00am in the morning. Looked at my phone got about 60 whatsapp and Viber messages including seventy five million selfies from Booty.

Not a happy bunny. Took a line of charlie and made myself coffee.

I told Matt I wasn't happy with fuck all that they have done especially the Venetian Plaster Paint and that I wouldn't be paying anyone fuck all till all my shits sorted out gave em all a right bollocking.

He gave me jib and started saying "it's not his fucking fault"

I fucking blew a lid and went full on spastic mode, tren rage style

i pinned the little mouthy runt  up against the wall and said "you want some u little cu nt eh" and was gonna repeatedly ground and pound his face with vicious elbows before being pulled off by three other builders name Joe, Steve and Gavin telling me to calm down.

They were so shocked how vicious I was. I told em to get their dirty fucking hands off me and....

proceeded to get a steel bar and smash up my kictchen fucking door cabinets making a complete mess of the place and fucking up all the work that they had done and pulled out a kitchen knife and told everyone to get the fuck out of my house immediately and if i saw anyone there within the next 5 seconds I would end every single one of them.

They all scuppered within 3 seconds speedy gonzales style and fucked off.

Fucking cu nts. I completely blame Adam the Cambridge cu nt for lying to me....fucknig arshole ...I will report him to watch dog and trading standards and ruin his life, watch me.


They won't get a penny out of me, you just watch.

Photos of carnage to come.
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Re: I just sacked my entire building and decorating team and called them all
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2015, 04:51:56 AM »
the back drop to all this is that I wanted some Venetian Plaster paint applied to some of my feature walls and ceilings and its a fucking specialist job that no normal twat can do.

I told Adam (the boss) that I was gonna hire a specialist for it.

He said "No Milos, no don't you worry about that me old mucker, I got just the man for the job"

So this beta fucking fat bald twat called Gavin turns up and half way through it becomes apparent that the cu nt has never done Venetian Plaster Painting in his fucking soding life and has fucked me nicely wasting 3k of my money on fuckin specialist plaster paint and another 2k in wages which I will NEVER pay the cock sucker.


Now I have to get George in to fucking fix all this shit up, he is specialist and a bodybuilder, huge ass guy but problem is he is a Getbigger and charges £40 a square meter and I have 250 sq meteres that needs to be done approx.


so fucked off
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Re: I just sacked my entire building and decorating team and called them all
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2015, 04:53:33 AM »
Never ever try and bullshit me and tell me you can fucking do something you can't just to get the job.

I will always find out and ass fuck you repeatedly till you hemorrage my orgasm

never fuck with me in business

I am cut throat

I am ruthless
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Re: I just sacked my entire building and decorating team and called them all
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2015, 04:56:57 AM »
I am already bored with your prepubescent " LOOK AT ME!" posts.

Just get on with your life and stop posting about it already.
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Re: I just sacked my entire building and decorating team and called them all
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2015, 04:59:07 AM »
Joon, are you sure you are awake. it sounds like a lucid dream to me.
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Re: I just sacked my entire building and decorating team and called them all
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2015, 05:05:22 AM »
It's all true, you can all call Scotland Yard and ask them about Pete and George.
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Re: I just sacked my entire building and decorating team and called them all
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2015, 05:05:52 AM »
Why would booty send you a ton of selfies unless you said you pay her for them?
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Re: I just sacked my entire building and decorating team and called them all
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2015, 05:10:27 AM »
RIGHT BOLLOCKING DELIVERED STRAIGHT TO THE ARSEHOLE KUNTS
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Re: I just sacked my entire building and decorating team and called them all
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2015, 05:10:57 AM »
Why not employing team of rain deer riders from Lapland  8)
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Re: I just sacked my entire building and decorating team and called them all
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2015, 05:11:04 AM »
Quote from: Be There on August 17, 2015, 04:59:07 AM
Joon, are you sure you are awake. it sounds like a lucid dream to me.

It definately real mate. I swear to god I am gonna kill someone soon.
I broke up with the bossy cow Sarah again last week  cos she was trying to ruin my life again and controll me and she put me on the war path and got me full on back on charlie every day now.
everyday someones try to fucking fuck me out of money
Just about had enough of it
i need to smoke a spliff and calm down


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Re: I just sacked my entire building and decorating team and called them all
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2015, 05:11:14 AM »
Quote from: Parker on August 17, 2015, 05:05:52 AM
Why would booty send you a ton of selfies unless you said you pay her for them?
He is exaggerating. I sent like 2. But that will be the last ones as I don't appreciate bitching about it on here all because he's up all night posting and then gets woken early by Romanian builders whom he can't talk to because they don't speak English.
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« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2015, 05:12:10 AM »
Quote from: booty on August 17, 2015, 05:11:14 AM
He is exaggerating. I sent like 2. But that will be the last ones as I don't appreciate bitching about it on here all because he's up all night posting and then gets woken early by Romanian builders whom he can't talk to because they don't speak English.


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Joe, Steve and Gavin


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Re: I just sacked my entire building and decorating team and called them all
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2015, 05:16:14 AM »
Quote from: Be There on August 17, 2015, 05:12:10 AM


 ???
They are Romanians. Second lot he's fired.
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« Reply #13 on: August 17, 2015, 05:20:49 AM »
Quote from: booty on August 17, 2015, 05:16:14 AM
They are Romanians. Second lot he's fired.
Gullible girl of peace.
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Re: I just sacked my entire building and decorating team and called them all
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2015, 05:21:49 AM »
Quote from: booty on August 17, 2015, 05:16:14 AM
They are Romanians. Second lot he's fired.

first cu nting lot were Romanian gypsies

second fucking lot I just sacked are cambridge boys.

either way both deserve to die

yeah and dont fucking ring me, send me selfies or anything I am in a right fucking mood and don't want you winding me up with your bollox or grand theories either.

The only 4 people I can just about handle from here right about now are Bigmc, Skorp and Simon

no disrespect I hate all women now including my own mother and sister and anyone with a vagina
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« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2015, 05:22:55 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Joon on August 17, 2015, 05:21:49 AM
first cu nting lot were Romanian gypsies

second fucking lot I just sacked are cambridge boys.

either way both deserve to die

yeah and dont fucking ring me, send me selfies or anything I am in a right fucking mood and don't want you winding me up with your bollox or grand theories either.

The only 4 people I can just about handle from here are Bigmc, Skorp and Simon
lol, you just cant help it.   ;D
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Re: I just sacked my entire building and decorating team and called them all
« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2015, 05:24:28 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Joon on August 17, 2015, 05:11:04 AM


That is not acceptable, where they just randomly spunking on your walls ?
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Re: I just sacked my entire building and decorating team and called them all
« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2015, 05:24:46 AM »
Arimidex
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« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2015, 05:25:32 AM »
Quote from: latiuss on August 17, 2015, 05:24:28 AM
That is not acceptable, where they just randomly spunking on your walls ?
resurfaced gimmick of peace.
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Re: I just sacked my entire building and decorating team and called them all
« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2015, 05:27:09 AM »
good luck with your home renovation project

hard to find trustworthy labor these days
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Re: I just sacked my entire building and decorating team and called them all
« Reply #20 on: August 17, 2015, 05:28:39 AM »
Quote from: Be There on August 17, 2015, 05:25:32 AM
resurfaced gimmick of peace.

Not that shit still... Come at me gramps
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« Reply #21 on: August 17, 2015, 05:29:34 AM »
Quote from: latiuss on August 17, 2015, 05:28:39 AM
Not that shit still... Come at me gramps
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Re: I just sacked my entire building and decorating team and called them all
« Reply #22 on: August 17, 2015, 05:36:18 AM »
I hope your doing a noice gym fully mirrored with couple moveable mirrors on wheels with all hammer strength machines and dunnies from 5 to 100kg piff benches, couple incline decline and flat the best aircon and a george forman grill for grillin in between sets.
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Re: I just sacked my entire building and decorating team and called them all
« Reply #23 on: August 17, 2015, 05:36:47 AM »
100k down the fuckin drain already.

i NEED to get my fucking money back.

I'm going on a massive gambling bender soon I can feel it building up.

Oh and I fucking hate ALL women

busy rolling a spliff back in a bit, gonna order a pizza
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Re: I just sacked my entire building and decorating team and called them all
« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2015, 05:44:07 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Joon on August 17, 2015, 05:36:47 AM
100k down the fuckin drain already.
busy rolling a spliff back in a bit, gonna order a pizza

Have you noticed a correlation (sorry..."nerd" word) between you coming back to Getbig and your utter failure at diet, training, women and laying off the drugs? Because I have.
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