Supermassive brown holes

[El Diablo Blanco]

I've been reading about people adding butter and coconut oil to their coffee.  Supposed to be a super energy drink thing.  I decided to try it and it  tastes great but it doesn't take more than 5 minutes after finishing it that I'm spraying buttjuice to the porcelain throne.  I guess the energy doesn't come from the fats or caffeine but from the boost you get by emptying your bowels.

[njflex]

I've been reading about people adding butter and coconut oil to their coffee.  Supposed to be a super energy drink thing.  I decided to try it and it  tastes great but it doesn't take more than 5 minutes after finishing it that I'm spraying buttjuice to the porcelain throne.  I guess the energy doesn't come from the fats or caffeine but from the boost you get by emptying your bowels.

[BigCyp]

I've been reading about people adding butter and coconut oil to their coffee.  Supposed to be a super energy drink thing.  I decided to try it and it  tastes great but it doesn't take more than 5 minutes after finishing it that I'm spraying buttjuice to the porcelain throne.  I guess the energy doesn't come from the fats or caffeine but from the boost you get by emptying your bowels.

You do realise that when trying out metrosexual fad beverages, you don't have to take them as an enema, right?

[_aj_]

Mods, please move this to the "Bowel Movement" board. 

[Tapeworm]

Cyp stepping on my lines in this thread.  


Then add some fucking wheat germ.  What do I care.

[thegamechanger]

so youre not just making shitty threads, you shit all over.

[Grape Ape]

I've been reading about people adding butter and coconut oil to their coffee.  Supposed to be a super energy drink thing.  I decided to try it and it  tastes great but it doesn't take more than 5 minutes after finishing it that I'm spraying buttjuice to the porcelain throne.  I guess the energy doesn't come from the fats or caffeine but from the boost you get by emptying your bowels.

My brother has been doing that as breakfast for the last two months.

I have had the coconut oil shits on multiple occasions, even using it when the post surgery Oxy backed me up for three days. 

I tried his coffee (uses the much more expensive MCT oil from Amazon) the day of a Spartan Race and had no ill effects.  Tastes awesome after being blended.

[Twaddle]

Thought this thread was about Vince Goodrum.      

[BigCyp]

My sister the chef, put this on her website 6 months or so back. I was surprised how good it tastes though - just whizzed up a double espresso on the ol' bean to cup machine, and added a 'knob' of salted butter - mmmmm.

[_aj_]

My sister the chef, put this on her website 6 months or so back. I was surprised how good it tastes though - just whizzed up a double espresso on the ol' bean to cup machine, and added a 'knob' of salted butter - mmmmm.

Yes, you are quite the 'knob' connoisseur.

[BigCyp]

Yes, you are quite the 'knob' connoisseur.

Yes, my culinary motto (and motto in general life also) is "Big knobs are the best!"

[Hulkotron]

You do realise that when trying out metrosexual fad beverages, you don't have to take them as an enema, right?

I came here to make a post along these lines but I see it is unnecessary.

[mr.turbo]

this is when you need the legendary power toilet

[_aj_]

this is when you need the legendary power toilet

I replaced all 4 of the toilets in my house with these bitches:



Big bowl, power height, and air-assist water-blast of peace.

[mr.turbo]

I replaced all 4 of the toilets in my house with these bitches:



Big bowl, power height, and air-assist water-blast of peace.

a must have for ALL powershitting getbiggers

[falco]

I've been reading about people adding butter and coconut oil to their coffee.  Supposed to be a super energy drink thing.  I decided to try it and it  tastes great but it doesn't take more than 5 minutes after finishing it that I'm spraying buttjuice to the porcelain throne.  I guess the energy doesn't come from the fats or caffeine but from the boost you get by emptying your bowels.

Thanks for sharing bro.

[Damo]

Thread title could have made for the greatest thread EVER. Unfortunate fail.

[Irongrip400]

I was not expecting a coffee thread when I clicked.

[FitnessFrenzy]

I've been reading about people adding butter and coconut oil to their coffee.  Supposed to be a super energy drink thing.  I decided to try it and it  tastes great but it doesn't take more than 5 minutes after finishing it that I'm spraying buttjuice to the porcelain throne.  I guess the energy doesn't come from the fats or caffeine but from the boost you get by emptying your bowels.

any chance you can let out your buttjuice in an explosion on Goodrum's face and upload a video of it?

[wes]

This weeks thread of shit!! 

[Waller]

This weeks thread of shit!! 

This thread reeks of shit.

[Teutonic Knight]

Butter + oil + coffee =   

[Teutonic Knight]

If they ever start THAT board, I hope to be generous supporter and charter member.

& Basile must be moderator 

[andreisdaman]

I've been reading about people adding butter and coconut oil to their coffee.  Supposed to be a super energy drink thing.  I decided to try it and it  tastes great but it doesn't take more than 5 minutes after finishing it that I'm spraying buttjuice to the porcelain throne.  I guess the energy doesn't come from the fats or caffeine but from the boost you get by emptying your bowels.

Disappointed............ ........................ .........I thought this was going to be an anal thread

[stuntmovie]

42 oz. $13.50 + $5 shipping..... AMAZON

Looks like Amazon sells everything nowadays