Rastafarianism
I have been thinking about this for a while now contemplating.....
Since the age of 13 I always felt like I was born with the wrong skin color.
For the longest time ever I have wanted to be black.
I feel I was born white by mistake.
Suppose I have the opposite problem of Michael Jackson.
I have always hung around black people and smoked weed with them..
I love rap music, r and B and hip hop...
I always wanted to be hung like a horse and have a 12 inch cock..
I like flashy blingy things...and idolize gangsters...
I snort coke
I like KFC and water melon.
I will grow my hair long and in dreads.
I will never take a bath again
I will just smoke weed all day all night and pray to rasta
I am a rastafarian from now on