Author Topic: Training for Natural Mr. Universe Masters Division (Read 3848 times)

Tony_Jack · « **on:** August 20, 2015, 09:33:57 AM »

I hate to admit this, but I've been a loser most of my life. After struggling for some time with alcoholism and drug addiction I fell into sex addiction. I blew thousands in strip joints, unable to stop. Finally I found the 12 Steps and cleaned up my act. So for once in my life I am looking to win. I am going after the Natural Universe Masters Division. Wish me luck.

Deacon Jeschin · « **Reply #1 on:** August 20, 2015, 09:36:42 AM »

Quote from: Tony_Jack on August 20, 2015, 09:33:57 AM

. I blew thousands in strip joints

Yuck.....

tommywishbone · « **Reply #2 on:** August 20, 2015, 09:39:56 AM »

Quote from: Tony_Jack on August 20, 2015, 09:33:57 AM

I hate to admit this, but I've been a loser most of my life. After struggling for some time with alcoholism and drug addiction I fell into sex addiction. I blew thousands in strip joints, unable to stop. Finally I found the 12 Steps and cleaned up my act. So for once in my life I am looking to win. I am going after the Natural Universe Masters Division. Wish me luck.

Many getbiggers now planning to spend even more time in strip joints. That's just great.

Nether Animal · « **Reply #3 on:** August 20, 2015, 09:41:49 AM »

Drug of choice?

NarcissisticDeity · « **Reply #4 on:** August 20, 2015, 09:45:12 AM »

Groink's Gimmick?

_aj_ · « **Reply #5 on:** August 20, 2015, 09:50:54 AM »

Quote from: Tony_Jack on August 20, 2015, 09:33:57 AM

I hate to admit this, but I've been a loser most of my life. After struggling for some time with alcoholism and drug addiction I fell into sex addiction. I blew thousands in strip joints, unable to stop. Finally I found the 12 Steps and cleaned up my act. So for once in my life I am looking to win. I am going after the Natural Universe Masters Division. Wish me luck.

Good idea spilling your guts in this slaughterhouse. I am guessing this is Joon's next joint.

Tony_Jack · « **Reply #6 on:** August 20, 2015, 10:08:50 AM »

Quote from: CaptainFreedom on August 20, 2015, 09:41:34 AM

"sex addiction" lol....oh no, must have been hell!

Sex Addiction robbed me of many thousands of dollars, educational and career opportunities, and has left me alone and childless well into my forties. Sex Addiction took me to depths of strip joints, red light districts and prostitutes of all stripe. In the end I had nothing. I guess I gratefully have my health. Through therapy and Sex Addicts Anonymous I have been able to stop, one day at a time. The Natural Mr Universe is my shot at doing something right for a change.

mr.turbo · « **Reply #7 on:** August 20, 2015, 10:11:54 AM »

good luck

you should work with howard on your prep

make sure to upload a lot of pics thanks

Yamcha · « **Reply #8 on:** August 20, 2015, 10:12:15 AM »

Quote from: Tony_Jack on August 20, 2015, 10:08:50 AM

Sex Addiction robbed me of many thousands of dollars, educational and career opportunities, and has left me alone and childless well into my forties. Sex Addiction took me to depths of strip joints, red light districts and prostitutes of all stripe. In the end I had nothing. I guess I gratefully have my health. Through therapy and Sex Addicts Anonymous I have been able to stop, one day at a time. The Natural Mr Universe is my shot at doing something right for a change.

What about Derek Jeter herpes?

Tony_Jack · « **Reply #9 on:** August 20, 2015, 10:16:13 AM »

Quote from: Nether Animal on August 20, 2015, 09:41:49 AM

Drug of choice?

Alcohol and marijuana mostly. LSD, PCP, cocaine at times.

el numero uno · « **Reply #10 on:** August 20, 2015, 10:17:55 AM »

Quote from: NarcissisticDeity on August 20, 2015, 09:45:12 AM

Groink's Gimmick?

Groink can't afford to spend thousand of dollars in anything.

thegamechanger · « **Reply #11 on:** August 20, 2015, 10:22:21 AM »

in the end we all got nothing.

Nether Animal · « **Reply #12 on:** August 20, 2015, 10:24:59 AM »

Quote from: Tony_Jack on August 20, 2015, 10:16:13 AM

Alcohol and marijuana mostly. LSD, PCP, cocaine at times.

Small fries dude, but kicking the booze was a very wise move. I still toke up occasionally don't find much harm in it. Always have a little on hand.

Tony_Jack · « **Reply #13 on:** August 20, 2015, 10:28:20 AM »

Quote from: CaptainFreedom on August 20, 2015, 10:20:21 AM

Bit of a shit sex addict then, weren't you? If anything, you should have tons of kids.

Let's hope you're better at bodybuilding than you are at shagging

I'm actually a genetic anomaly. I am blessed with the abilty to put on a staggering amount of dense muscle quickly. My arms, back, shoulders, calfs, back and forearms are enormous. My real challenge is to nail the conditioning. If I hadn't fallen prey to Sex Addiction I could have really made a mark. As it stands, however, I've lost nearly all. I'm just grateful for a day of sobriety and peace.

SF1900 · « **Reply #14 on:** August 20, 2015, 10:29:05 AM »

I have to admit, this gimmick is at least trying a little. Most come up with some stupid story, i.e., I just benched pressed 800 pounds for 9 reps.

At least this gimmick is trying to push a believable story on us.

Good work.

Las Vegas · « **Reply #15 on:** August 20, 2015, 10:32:22 AM »

Quote from: Tony_Jack on August 20, 2015, 10:28:20 AM

I'm actually a genetic anomaly. I am blessed with the abilty to put on a staggering amount of dense muscle quickly. My arms, back, shoulders, calfs, back and forearms are enormous. My real challenge is to nail the conditioning. If I hadn't fallen prey to Sex Addiction I could have really made a mark. As it stands, however, I've lost nearly all. I'm just grateful for a day of sobriety and peace.

Would you post a pic from when you had a "staggering amount of dense muscle", please?

mr.turbo · « **Reply #16 on:** August 20, 2015, 10:40:48 AM »

the guys legit

me, him and hulk smash were on skype last night

Tony_Jack · « **Reply #17 on:** August 20, 2015, 10:41:55 AM »

Quote from: Las Vegas on August 20, 2015, 10:32:22 AM

Would you post a pic from when you had a "staggering amount of dense muscle", please?

I can't afford to post pics of myself after disclosing the nature of my Sex Addiction.

Las Vegas · « **Reply #18 on:** August 20, 2015, 10:50:29 AM »

Quote from: Tony_Jack on August 20, 2015, 10:41:55 AM

I can't afford to post pics of myself after disclosing the nature of my Sex Addiction.

Otherwise you'd post a pic, you mean?

Dokey111 · « **Reply #19 on:** August 20, 2015, 10:53:51 AM »

lie down in the street with your head just behind the wheel of large construction machinery. Now just relax!

Powerlift66 · « **Reply #20 on:** August 20, 2015, 10:58:52 AM »

Quote from: Deacon Jeschin on August 20, 2015, 09:36:42 AM

Yuck.....

LOL, must have had a sore neck?

The Ugly · « **Reply #21 on:** August 20, 2015, 11:08:36 AM »

Quote from: tommywishbone on August 20, 2015, 09:39:56 AM

Many getbiggers now planning to spend even more time in strip joints. That's just great.

I see it, well done.

Tony_Jack · « **Reply #22 on:** August 22, 2015, 10:06:27 AM »

Quote from: Las Vegas on August 20, 2015, 10:32:22 AM

Would you post a pic from when you had a "staggering amount of dense muscle", please?

I will post a pic after I get the conditioning under control. I will say that I've been going hard since around March and my arms are enormous right now.

Deadlifted · « **Reply #23 on:** August 22, 2015, 11:59:07 AM »

Quote from: Deacon Jeschin on August 20, 2015, 09:36:42 AM

Yuck.....

haha

BigRo · « **Reply #24 on:** August 22, 2015, 12:25:19 PM »

Tony the troll.