I would seriously hire you as a security gaurd you homo.
Oh and this is where me and you girl will be getting it on

I'll be back in 2 hours max don't go anywhere.
One direction just walked past outside my gaff...too hilarious 
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telling me you are gonna fuck my girlfriend is meaningless because:
1. Well didnt you say she charged me with domestic violence and you talked to her?
and
2. I was married to an escort---she fucked men for money while we were married. Sex is the single most meaningless act on the planet. Anyone who attaches emotion to it needs a head check (this is only my opinion). My girlfriend could drop on the floor in front of me with a guy and fuck each other and Id continue watching the game.
oh and since you talk to her, dont waste your time saying I said that--Ive said that to her in the past, she knows Im void of emotion sexually. Well, and pretty much everywhere else.