I woke up this morning feeling on top of the world...

[Uncle Joon]

As I made my morning coffee, sparked up another blunt and took my morning line of ching.

I looked around my place, admiring its magnifence

Then I logged into my online bank account, took a look at my balance and had a huge grin on my face, half a million up on my personal target. woop woop

I imagine it will only be 2-3 more years before I hit the 50 mil mark (obviously not including family wealth which I will inherit)

Then I went outside to get some ciggy's whole of 2 minutes walk, but I decided to be flash and took the Bentley GT instead.

As I was driving past the bus stop some stunning blonde was eye fucking me, I honked at her and pointed for her to come towards me.

I said do you want a lift love? She said "yeah sure, and that's a stunning car"

I took her to work and started chatting her up and put my hand on her leg which she seemed to like and gave her a little kiss on the cheek and got her number. She is a dental nurse.

Invited her around for drinks after work, she lives opposite me. Molly is her name.

Then I thought about all the broke losers on GB. I thought about how Bigmc is working his 9.00-5.00pm Job running around scared he is not gonna hit his target and get the sack.

I thought to myself damn Joon.

You done well my son.

You done well

[Sokolsky]

tl:dr:dc

Stop flooding the forums with your bullshit.

edit: reported for bullshitspam

[Yamcha]

As you sit and type this shit, do you feel good about yourself or deep down do you recognize how immature and lonely your life has become?  

[sync pulse]

1:00

[Uncle Joon]

As you sit and type this shit, do you feel good about yourself or deep down do you recognize how immature and lonely your life is? 

I feel on top of the world. The wonder boy done good. I love how I have thousand times more money than your idolz like Phil Heath.
I love being stinking rich and not having a care in the world and being so godamn invincible and untouchable.

I love it at how u all burn with envy and jelousy knowing you can never emulate me or be so loaded.
I wake up every morning and the world is my oysters.

Can buy anything I want. do anything I like, never have to work again, no one telling me what to do.

The only logical next step for me is to be a famous rap star

[Waller]

I woke up today to a cup of tea and a blow job. I didn't bother checking my bank account cause I know exactly what's in there. The sun is shining, i'm going to walk my dog in the park and go train with my lady.

I'm feeling pretty good.

[Uncle Joon]

I woke up today to a cup of tea and a blow job. I didn't bother checking my bank account cause I know exactly what's in there. The sun is shining, i'm going to walk my dog in the park and go train with my lady.

I'm feeling pretty good.

See that's what I am talking about. Waller is one of us. Ring me right this second please. i wanna talk to you. do it now.
xx

[sync pulse]

Can buy anything I want. do anything I like, never have to work again, no one telling me what to do.

The only logical next step for me is to be a famous rap star

Or...go stark raving mad and die very young from self destruction...or even commit suicide. 

[Uncle Joon]

Or...go stark raving mad and die very young from self destruction...or even commit suicide. 

everyday is a bonus in the life of a real g like me

[sync pulse]

I don't know if you have a university education or not.  If not...and you are as rich as you say...it would do you good to at least get an undergraduate degree in something...any Goddamn thing.  Chemistry...Physics...Ar t...Music. Anything at all...and try and make a mark in some field...Even as a dilettante.


Your future well being will be improved.

[Uncle Joon]

I don't know if you have a university education or not.  If not...and you are as rich as you say...it would do you good to at least get an undergraduate degree in something...any Goddamn thing.  Chemistry...Physics...Ar t...Music. Anything at all...and try and make a mark in some field...Even as a dilettante.


Your future well being will be improved.

I have two degrees BA's
1) English Lit & Philisophy
2) International Business & Marketting

I am going to learn some other languages, I wanna learn Russian and Chinese

[da_vinci]

A pic of a said car? Like... now. It must in a hands reach I suppose.

[Nether Animal]

The sun is shining

And the game ain't over.

The sun is shining.

...and it ain't over..

[rocket]

I would be envious of you if you weren't accosted by habitual drug usage to the point of wake and bake / lines.

That brings you down to the commoners level.

Don't get me wrong, drugs are great and I enjoy your posts because of them - I just don't reckon being permanently stoned/on blow is an existence for me.  IE, I'd rather be poor.

Each to their own, though.

[Uncle Joon]

I would be envious of you if you weren't accosted by habitual drug usage to the point of wake and bake / lines.

That brings you down to the commoners level.

Don't get me wrong, drugs are great and I enjoy your posts because of them - I just don't reckon being permanently stoned/on blow is an existence for me.  IE, I'd rather be poor.

Each to their own, though.

ur funny i like u

[bigmc]

im here for you joon

i appreciate this is a difficult time for you

hope the psyche evaluation goes well 

[BigRo]

I feel on top of the world. The wonder boy done good. I love how I have thousand times more money than your idolz like Phil Heath.
I love being stinking rich and not having a care in the world and being so godamn invincible and untouchable.

I love it at how u all burn with envy and jelousy knowing you can never emulate me or be so loaded.
I wake up every morning and the world is my oysters.

Can buy anything I want. do anything I like, never have to work again, no one telling me what to do.

The only logical next step for me is to become an enlightened buddha and a selfless humanitarian

 

[robcguns]

You got way more money than me no doubt,but at least I never fucked a tranny and u can't take that back.but seriously who are u trying to impress on here?serious question.

[BigRo]

im here for you joon

i appreciate this is a difficult time for you

hope the psyche evaluation goes well 

haha wut

[da_vinci]

A pic of Bentley GT?  

[Uncle Joon]

im here for you joon

i appreciate this is a difficult time for you

hope the psyche evaluation goes well 

Thanks gramps
come over next week, help me around the house  a bit, my shoulders mashed.
thanks cuz

[Uncle Joon]

A pic of Bentley GT?  

Ok fine Il take a pic when I go out in about an hour for ya. Im in bed right now watching porn

[bigmc]

Thanks gramps
come over next week, help me around the house  a bit, my shoulders mashed.
thanks cuz

im in london one day next week

if im not too worried about hitting my targets il pop round  

il bring my overalls  

[BigRo]

Ok fine Il take a pic when I go out in about an hour for ya. Im in bed right now watching porn

you should try tantric sex with a suitable goddess. Rewire your brain.

[Uncle Joon]

haha I do tons of charity work for real. My company is patron to Great Ormond street hospital and Teenage Cancer Trust and I have been a Greenpeace volunter for years, I even went to Antartica few years back.

I was gonna donate a ton of money to help the hero's before Bigmc decided to be annoying so I will find another suitable charity unless he apologises for being a cock again