Do you have any idea how much this applies to you?
240 has a handful of skills, including:
1) he can accurately predict how far any cops is away from a shooting victim. This allows 240 to identify if the shooting was justified.
2) he has in depth knowledge about various aspects of sports, most notably the NE Patriots and their cheating.
3) he can tie historical accounts into any known event to justify his opinion.
4) he is a master at understanding the unique nature of politics.
5) he can simultaneously hold two drastically different opinions, while seeking to understand both sides.
6) related to point 5, 240 can remain impartial until all the evidence presents itself.
7) hes got big arms.