what would resurrected Jesus need to do to convince you he's real?

[El Diablo Blanco]

Lots of Christians keep mentioning the return of Jesus but would you believe him if he came back?  What if some long bearded man came back to earth and showed up in Times Square proclaiming he is Jesus. How many people would stop and listen?  To prove it he takes a jug of water and turns it into wine, how many will think he's in some David Blaine TV special. He would instantly be taken away by NYPD and thrown into jail.  He would be able to perform miracle after miracle and the majority of people would think he was some magician.  I honestly believe in the end if Jesus is real and returns he'll end up just going back home saying Fuck this shit.

[BayGBM]

He would not look like this... so no one would believe him.

[Thespritz0]

Turn water into Boon Farms Apple Wine

[TuHolmes]

Lots of Christians keep mentioning the return of Jesus but would you believe him if he came back?  What if some long bearded man came back to earth and showed up in Times Square proclaiming he is Jesus. How many people would stop and listen?  To prove it he takes a jug of water and turns it into wine, how many will think he's in some David Blaine TV special. He would instantly be taken away by NYPD and thrown into jail.  He would be able to perform miracle after miracle and the majority of people would think he was some magician.  I honestly believe in the end if Jesus is real and returns he'll end up just going back home saying Fuck this shit.

If he ain't flying like superman outside, with no ropes and shit in the middle of nowhere (and I don't mean that street levitation bullshit) then no one will believe it.

[Dokey111]

we wouldn't know until we killed him again

[SquidVicious]

If he can walk on water without whispering Mindfreak, I'm sold.

[BigRo]

Most Christians are completely ignorant to the spiritual teaching of Jesus, him returning will be of no use to them.

[Waller]

I've never considered this before but you make a good point. If I saw someone in the street looking like Jesus doing 'magic' I wouldn't give it a second thought.

Poor Jeebus.

[Agnostic007]

1 Thessalonians 4:15-5:4 According to the Lord's own word, we tell you that we who are still alive, who are left till the coming of the Lord, will certainly not precede those who have fallen asleep. For the Lord himself will come down from heaven, with a loud command, with the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet call of god, and the dead in Christ will rise first. After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And so we will be with the Lord forever. Therefore encourage each other with these words. Now, brothers, about times and dates we do not need to write to you, for you know very well that the day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night. While people are saying, "Peace and safety," destruction will come on them suddenly, as labor pains on a pregnant woman, and they will not escape. But you, brothers, are not in darkness so that this day should surprise you like a thief.


If I saw that

[FitnessFrenzy]

Lots of Christians keep mentioning the return of Jesus but would you believe him if he came back?  What if some long bearded man came back to earth and showed up in Times Square proclaiming he is Jesus. How many people would stop and listen?  To prove it he takes a jug of water and turns it into wine, how many will think he's in some David Blaine TV special. He would instantly be taken away by NYPD and thrown into jail.  He would be able to perform miracle after miracle and the majority of people would think he was some magician.  I honestly believe in the end if Jesus is real and returns he'll end up just going back home saying Fuck this shit.

heal tbombz of his HIV

[El Diablo Blanco]

1 Thessalonians 4:15-5:4 According to the Lord's own word, we tell you that we who are still alive, who are left till the coming of the Lord, will certainly not precede those who have fallen asleep. For the Lord himself will come down from heaven, with a loud command, with the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet call of god, and the dead in Christ will rise first. After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And so we will be with the Lord forever. Therefore encourage each other with these words. Now, brothers, about times and dates we do not need to write to you, for you know very well that the day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night. While people are saying, "Peace and safety," destruction will come on them suddenly, as labor pains on a pregnant woman, and they will not escape. But you, brothers, are not in darkness so that this day should surprise you like a thief.


If I saw that

Lol, they speak so factual but then throw in this line "Now, brothers, about times and dates we do not need to write to you,"

Must have been jewish Lawyers that wrote the bible/

[Croatch]

I'm still waiting on Santa Claus to prove he's real.  At least I got gifts from that joker.

[Wiggs]

When Christ returns, you idiots will try to destroy him. You'll be tricked into it and fall for it and get vaporized in your stupidity. Well deserved.

As funny as it may sound to you, based on the book of Revelation, Christ will return in what you call UFOs and it will be said we are being "invaded". You will take up arms against Christ....BTW, he will be BLACK!....FACT!

[Teutonic Knight]

Lots of Christians keep mentioning the return of Jesus but would you believe him if he came back?  What if some long bearded man came back to earth and showed up in Times Square proclaiming he is Jesus. How many people would stop and listen?  To prove it he takes a jug of water and turns it into wine, how many will think he's in some David Blaine TV special. He would instantly be taken away by NYPD and thrown into jail.  He would be able to perform miracle after miracle and the majority of people would think he was some magician.  I honestly believe in the end if Jesus is real and returns he'll end up just going back home saying Fuck this shit.

If Jeeezaa return , wine industry will be screwed 

[Waller]

When Christ returns, you idiots will try to destroy him. You'll be tricked into it and fall for it and get vaporized in your stupidity. Well deserved.

As funny as it may sound to you, based on the book of Revelation, Christian will return in what you call UFOs and it will be said we are being "invaded". You will take up arms against Christ....BTW, he will be BLACK!....FACT!

[Teutonic Knight]

When Christ returns, you idiots will try to destroy him. You'll be tricked into it and fall for it and get vaporized in your stupidity. Well deserved.

As funny as it may sound to you, based on the book of Revelation, Christian will return in what you call UFOs and it will be said we are being "invaded". You will take up arms against Christ....BTW, he will be BLACK!....FACT!

But, Milton WHERE is he (J.C.) NOW  

[Pray_4_War]

I know some people that are pretty sick, if he cured them I'd be on board.

[10pints]

Shit on Booty's chesticles.

[Las Vegas]

1 Thessalonians 4:15-5:4 According to the Lord's own word, we tell you that we who are still alive, who are left till the coming of the Lord, will certainly not precede those who have fallen asleep. For the Lord himself will come down from heaven, with a loud command, with the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet call of god, and the dead in Christ will rise first. After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And so we will be with the Lord forever. Therefore encourage each other with these words. Now, brothers, about times and dates we do not need to write to you, for you know very well that the day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night. While people are saying, "Peace and safety," destruction will come on them suddenly, as labor pains on a pregnant woman, and they will not escape. But you, brothers, are not in darkness so that this day should surprise you like a thief.


If I saw that

damn.. makes you think pretty hard.

[Man of Steel]

The now cliche "GB is currently boring......sooooooooooo .....LET'S START A RANDOM RELIGION THREAD ON THE G&O!!"


Now that I've posted SF to post in 5, 4, 3......

[Redux]

When Christ returns, you idiots will try to destroy him. You'll be tricked into it and fall for it and get vaporized in your stupidity. Well deserved.

As funny as it may sound to you, based on the book of Revelation, Christian will return in what you call UFOs and it will be said we are being "invaded". You will take up arms against Christ....BTW, he will be BLACK!....FACT!

Are you basing your belief that Jesus is black on that "like a thief in the night" line?

[Dokey111]

Are you basing your belief that Jesus is black on that "like a thief in the night" line?

 

[Wiggs]

Are you basing your belief that Jesus is black on that "like a thief in the night" line?

I see we have a comedian in the class...

[Teutonic Knight]

No fuckin' chance 4 return of +2000 yo Jeezzyy 

[Pray_4_War]

Are you basing your belief that Jesus is black on that "like a thief in the night" line?

Well played Redux, well played.