Hey Phil
I will be calling the university to inform them of your drug use
No one aspires to be like you that was in attendance
They all will live healthy lives and not organ failure like you
Your appearances and adventures are utter shit
No one is impressed
U looked and sounded like a moron up there
Your hand gestures were stupid and your faces were god awful
Wow... marriage, fans, speeches - is there anything you don't fuck up??