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Darren Avey

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Bolt wins the 200M
« on: August 27, 2015, 08:24:19 AM »
Good to see a clean, lifetime natural athlete beat all those evil drug cheats.

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El Diablo Blanco

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Re: Bolt wins the 200M
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2015, 08:30:06 AM »
You have assume he's being testes like crazy.  If somehow he's avoiding getting caught by dancing around the tests then good for him.  Maybe Carl Lewis is teaching him how to do it.
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Re: Bolt wins the 200M
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2015, 08:32:32 AM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on August 27, 2015, 08:30:06 AM
You have assume he's being testes like crazy.  If somehow he's avoiding getting caught by dancing around the tests then good for him.  Maybe Carl Lewis is teaching him how to do it.

What a horrible job...

Girl: so what do you do for a living?
Guy: I give olympic athletes the testes like crazy
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Re: Bolt wins the 200M
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2015, 08:44:47 AM »
Quote from: Waller on August 27, 2015, 08:32:32 AM
What a horrible job...

Girl: so what do you do for a living?
Guy: I give olympic athletes the testes like crazy

It's only gay if you're receiving the testes.
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Re: Bolt wins the 200M
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2015, 08:57:24 AM »
How many Olympic level drug tests did Marion Jones pass before exposed as a drug cheat?
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El Diablo Blanco

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Re: Bolt wins the 200M
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2015, 09:03:27 AM »
Quote from: Waller on August 27, 2015, 08:32:32 AM
What a horrible job...

Girl: so what do you do for a living?
Guy: I give olympic athletes the testes like crazy
Fucking iPhone autocorrect
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Re: Bolt wins the 200M
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2015, 09:06:49 AM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on August 27, 2015, 09:03:27 AM
Fucking iPhone autocorrect

That makes me wonder what messages you typically send for your phone to think 'testes' is what you meant  ;)
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Re: Bolt wins the 200M
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2015, 10:32:10 AM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on August 27, 2015, 08:30:06 AM
You have assume he's being testes like crazy.  If somehow he's avoiding getting caught by dancing around the tests then good for him.  Maybe Carl Lewis is teaching him how to do it.
Probably not, maybe he was more alarmed when they catched all those jamaicans, but he's probably not tested much... He's the most important face of T&F and one of sports in general, he's clearly protected just like Armstrong, Jones, Flo-Jo, Nadal, Mayweather, and so on... Plus best doctors... I still think that Ben Johnson with today's conditions and "preps" would beat him...
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Re: Bolt wins the 200M
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2015, 10:50:50 AM »
Quote from: Alucard on August 27, 2015, 10:32:10 AM
Probably not, maybe he was more alarmed when they catched all those jamaicans, but he's probably not tested much... He's the most important face of T&F and one of sports in general, he's clearly protected just like Armstrong, Jones, Flo-Jo, Nadal, Mayweather, and so on... Plus best doctors... I still think that Ben Johnson with today's conditions and "preps" would beat him...

Johnson was the GOAT.
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Re: Bolt wins the 200M
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2015, 11:06:41 AM »
All chicken nuggets and fresh bananas.
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Re: Bolt wins the 200M
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2015, 11:16:11 AM »
5% welcome to my world
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Re: Bolt wins the 200M
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2015, 12:06:07 PM »
Quote from: SquidVicious on August 27, 2015, 08:57:24 AM
How many Olympic level drug tests did Marion Jones pass before exposed as a drug cheat?

Ya exactly.
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Re: Bolt wins the 200M
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2015, 12:21:56 PM »
Why is it hard to believe that he is just one fast negroid?
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Re: Bolt wins the 200M
« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2015, 05:27:54 PM »
Quote from: Alucard on August 27, 2015, 10:32:10 AM
Probably not, maybe he was more alarmed when they catched all those jamaicans, but he's probably not tested much... He's the most important face of T&F and one of sports in general, he's clearly protected just like Armstrong, Jones, Flo-Jo, Nadal, Mayweather, and so on... Plus best doctors... I still think that Ben Johnson with today's conditions and "preps" would beat him...

Didn't work out too well with Armstrong, did it?
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Re: Bolt wins the 200M
« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2015, 05:32:32 PM »
Quote from: SquatsRule on August 27, 2015, 08:44:47 AM
It's only gay if you're receiving the testes.

Only gay even then if you make deliberate eye contact.
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Re: Bolt wins the 200M
« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2015, 06:28:52 PM »
brutal receding hairline
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Re: Bolt wins the 200M
« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2015, 08:36:01 PM »
I'm so jealous of Bolt's speed.  I kinda want to run him over in one of those little segway scooters.

Ya ever feel that way?  Just knock him down. 
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Re: Bolt wins the 200M
« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2015, 09:07:44 PM »
Mamma Mia!

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Re: Bolt wins the 200M
« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2015, 09:09:36 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on August 27, 2015, 08:36:01 PM
I'm so jealous of Bolt's speed.  I kinda want to run him over in one of those little segway scooters.

Ya ever feel that way?  Just knock him down. 

Hi Tonya Harding.
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Re: Bolt wins the 200M
« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2015, 12:30:22 AM »
anyone using a segway should be shot immediately. It's probably the worst invention of the last century. Is it that hard to walk? fucking lazy fucks of peace  ::)
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Re: Bolt wins the 200M
« Reply #20 on: August 28, 2015, 12:47:35 AM »
I wouldn't be surprised if some sort of distance to be imposed between athletes other people like that. Imagine had he injured him??? Faaaacckkkk...
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Re: Bolt wins the 200M
« Reply #21 on: August 28, 2015, 04:34:07 AM »
Quote from: Bevo on August 27, 2015, 05:27:54 PM
Didn't work out too well with Armstrong, did it?
In the end, but not during his career... He was a tool and a bully, probably pissed off too many people, his relationship with PEDs became more obvious every year since late 90s/early 00s untilhe last few yars, but he was the american hero who defeated cancer, you couldn't accuse him... He had failed tests, just like Marion Jones, Nadal, the rumored one of Flo-Jo, Carl Lewis, Mayweather, and probably Bolt, but we'll never know, maybe in the future...
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Bolt is killing it!
« Reply #22 on: August 29, 2015, 11:40:36 AM »
Catlin, not even close!
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Re: Bolt is killing it!
« Reply #23 on: August 29, 2015, 12:06:18 PM »
Quote from: Dr.J on August 29, 2015, 11:40:36 AM
Catlin, not even close!

She's so brave....Wait, what?

Did you mean Gatlin?  :D
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Re: Bolt is killing it!
« Reply #24 on: August 29, 2015, 12:08:00 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on August 29, 2015, 12:06:18 PM
She's so brave....Wait, what?

Did you mean Gatlin?  :D
Yeah, Gatlin...
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