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Re: Rich Piana's new house: 5% cribs
« Reply #175 on: July 22, 2016, 01:53:56 AM »


his arm is looking bad...

Oh ye of little faith, our friend Richard has in fact used bro-science ('special' exercises) to prove REAL-science 'wrong' and 'target' the 'killing of the sh1t' onto the bicep insertion in order to 'lengthen' the 'muscle'.... God4mmit!

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Re: Rich Piana's new house: 5% cribs
« Reply #176 on: July 22, 2016, 01:54:45 AM »
Interesting how this online existence wipes out accountability and memory. It's like his cutting project never existed in the first place- he just ignores it and it goes away. We are all suckers in that we actually watch his vids and thereby supports the online persona he has created. A world where he defines what is real.

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he said he was gonna do like 30 pullups  or something like that

i already knew he was going to bail

he will never achieve such a feat in his life

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Re: Rich Piana's new house: 5% cribs
« Reply #177 on: July 22, 2016, 01:58:38 AM »
a lot of u are jelly mad haters tho, most of you work shitty jobs for shitty pay and have to slave at them until you're 60-70 years old

meanwhile piano is sleeping late everyday, working out ,eating fast food, fucking a sweet looking whore, making videos of himself lifting and talking about half truths and lies about gear etc etc, making a ton of money selling garbage + youtube + gear possibly

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You were spot on until you said "sweet looking whore".  Honest to imaginary Christ...I wouldn't look twice with those fake tits.  The personality is equal to the chest.  Would you seriously be turned on by her?

Rich Piana will be studied for years and years.  He will reach God like status before his death.  Everyone will follow his lead.  700k subscribers and counting.
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Re: Rich Piana's new house: 5% cribs
« Reply #178 on: July 22, 2016, 02:00:12 AM »
You were spot on until you said "sweet looking whore".  Honest to imaginary Christ...I wouldn't look twice with those fake tits.  The personality is equal to the chest.  Would you seriously be turned on by her?

Rich Piana will be studied for years and years.  He will reach God like status before his death.  Everyone will follow his lead.  700k subscribers and counting.
absolutely

not my ideal female but definitely would smash once or twice

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Re: Rich Piana's new house: 5% cribs
« Reply #179 on: July 22, 2016, 02:02:06 AM »
Piana pre pmma/synthol/pigfat/gross shit in arms.


He probably amassed 4-6" through pmma.  Whatever it takes.
Rich Piana is a great American.  A great person.  Someone to admire.

No, in another thread we actually established that this was his estranged twin brother, MITCH Piana...

he said he was gonna do like 30 pullups nights at Chipotle in a row  or something like that

i already knew he was going to bail jail


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Re: Rich Piana's new house: 5% cribs
« Reply #180 on: July 22, 2016, 04:13:16 AM »
He was a nobody before.

Then suddenly he decides to get a bunch of tatoos, pmma bodyparts, and try to get online exposure to make money.

Was this all planned out from the beginning?

What causes one to take such drastic actions?

Did this happen overnight or was it a long drawn out process?

Did something big happen in his life, like a powerful psychedelic experience, a concussion, or mid life crisis prompt this change in the course of his life?

I think Rich Piana has bigorex and perhaps a cocktail of other mental illnesses. I think many current viewers of his YouTube videos watch them as a reality show.

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Re: Rich Piana's new house: 5% cribs
« Reply #181 on: July 22, 2016, 04:19:33 AM »
Bald. Balder. Dead.

For Christmas, he will get a wig or a coffin.

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Re: Rich Piana's new house: 5% cribs
« Reply #182 on: July 22, 2016, 05:15:13 AM »
You were spot on until you said "sweet looking whore".  Honest to imaginary Christ...I wouldn't look twice with those fake tits.  The personality is equal to the chest.  Would you seriously be turned on by her?

Rich Piana will be studied for years and years.  He will reach God like status before his death.  Everyone will follow his lead.  700k subscribers and counting.

Yes, as his body starts disintegrating (it will), he can use this to create even more drama and followers, but perhaps selling fartpowder will be harder.

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Re: Rich Piana's new house: 5% cribs
« Reply #183 on: July 22, 2016, 05:24:39 AM »
Within some years he will be on Botched (E channel), to remove all that free silicone from everywhere.


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Re: Rich Piana's new house: 5% cribs
« Reply #184 on: July 22, 2016, 07:02:46 AM »
Let's be clear.  He only owns the debt.  The bank owns the actual home.

He's the one in it  though


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Re: Rich Piana's new house: 5% cribs
« Reply #185 on: July 22, 2016, 07:24:02 AM »
The problem is not Rich Piano.  The problem is not Rich Piano's synthol.  The problem is not Rich Piano's health or success or credit or water jugs or genetics or tattoos.

The problem is the people who give Rich Piano their money.

#MakeRichPoorPianoAgain

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Re: Rich Piana's new house: 5% cribs
« Reply #186 on: July 22, 2016, 07:52:46 AM »
The problem is not Rich Piano.  The problem is not Rich Piano's synthol.  The problem is not Rich Piano's health or success or credit or water jugs or genetics or tattoos.

The problem is the people who give Rich Piano their money.

#MakeRichPoorPianoAgain

Are you trying to say his pills that reverse the bad effects of steroids do not work and people shouldn't buy them?

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Re: Rich Piana's new house: 5% cribs
« Reply #187 on: July 22, 2016, 09:32:27 AM »
Are you trying to say his pills that reverse the bad effects of steroids do not work and people shouldn't buy them?


Piano has to be careful on his liver healing claims, the FDA  isn't gonna like that. ;D

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Re: Rich Piana's new house: 5% cribs
« Reply #188 on: July 22, 2016, 09:50:54 AM »
1st MMA Training session

Watch out , the next Fat Rousy is coming


https://www.instagram.com/p/BHm_XWShNHD/?taken-by=sara.piana&hl=en

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Re: Rich Piana's new house: 5% cribs
« Reply #189 on: July 22, 2016, 11:24:00 AM »
At least he chooses not to be a father.

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Re: Rich Piana's new house: 5% cribs
« Reply #190 on: July 22, 2016, 12:08:45 PM »
Sara Piana is not my type.
LOL you only fuck your type, must be a short list of lays in your life. Fake tits aside and mouth closed she is cute.
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Re: Rich Piana's new house: 5% cribs
« Reply #191 on: July 22, 2016, 02:17:14 PM »
1st MMA Training session

Watch out , the next Fat Rousy is coming


https://www.instagram.com/p/BHm_XWShNHD/?taken-by=sara.piana&hl=en

Her trainer is a dangerous fighter!



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Re: Rich Piana's new house: 5% cribs
« Reply #192 on: July 22, 2016, 02:19:53 PM »

he is really making a name out of himself , will open his own dojo soon, Jason Genova and His whore are 2 of his soon to be MMA clients to make big waves in the UFC



Her trainer is a dangerous fighter!



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Re: Rich Piana's new house: 5% cribs
« Reply #193 on: July 22, 2016, 03:31:20 PM »
Rented house, marshmallow arms, wife is not intelligent to put it nicely but would hit, amount of followers/viewers he has is obscene for what he delivers. He's living his life on his terms, not many can say that so good for him.

I'd say he's living his life on PMMA's terms. And it looks to me like the PMMA is finally turning on him not unlike what happened to DA...

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Re: Rich Piana's new house: 5% cribs
« Reply #194 on: July 22, 2016, 03:35:04 PM »
At least he chooses not to be a father.

You honestly think that's a choice for him. The guy shoots a mixture of creatine, crystal meth and salt out of his penis...

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Re: Rich Piana's new house: 5% cribs
« Reply #195 on: July 22, 2016, 04:13:03 PM »
You honestly think that's a choice for him. The guy shoots a mixture of creatine, crystal meth and salt out of his penis...

 ;D OK, that was funny!!   ;D
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WTF is going on with Pianas arm?
« Reply #196 on: July 22, 2016, 04:37:44 PM »
Is that the shape of a normal biceps? Looks inflamed as well. :-\

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Re: WTF is going on with Pianas arm?
« Reply #197 on: July 22, 2016, 04:47:04 PM »
oh just some pmma that wants to jump out of his skin

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Re: WTF is going on with Pianas arm?
« Reply #198 on: July 22, 2016, 04:50:46 PM »
The only potential upside of this phaggets pathetic existence will be the entertainment value in watching his arms amputated. 

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Re: WTF is going on with Pianas arm?
« Reply #199 on: July 22, 2016, 05:03:27 PM »
Didn't Abraham Nixon just get shot as he landed on the moon..?

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