For thee, I have three...
Family Values: Melissa was pregnant with
Craig's baby, and she was preparing to have it.
The announcement was made, and all Hell
broke loose.
Girl's-Will-Be Girl's: Kelly had taken a loan
out in Melissa's name. (Loan Officer's Trick:
a "stated loan".) Melissa found out about it, and a
catfight ensued.
The Wild Monkey: After a hard workout, Craig likes sex.
One desert day, he scheduled his favorite girl
for "some cardio". To the loud sound of Queen's
"Another One Bites the Dust", he rode her
just a tad too hard.
The Mafia Did It: Melissa was kicked out
after Kelly discovered that Craig had actually
authorized her credit card expenditures!
Needing a fix, Melissa contacted Mr. Big Stuff
for some relief. But then she started talking just
a little too much, about stuff she should've never
known. So they took her breath away, attacked
her in many wacky drug-addled ways, and left her
burning on a deserted road in Kelly's car;
a strategy that would take 'em all down.