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FermiDirac

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If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« on: August 29, 2015, 11:49:49 AM »
... what would you choose?

My obvious choice, at the Mirage Hotel, Las Vegas  :-X
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BigRo

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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2015, 11:54:18 AM »
juniors penis a great mountain
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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2015, 11:57:55 AM »
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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2015, 12:01:05 PM »
2006 Masters Pro trophy.   I'd be rusty by now.
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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2015, 12:04:08 PM »
Ron Avidan's underwear.
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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2015, 12:14:19 PM »
Shizzo's sex life.
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funk51

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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2015, 12:19:49 PM »
a statue with a roof over it, so people can admire me and birds can't shit on me... :D :D :D :D
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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2015, 12:20:35 PM »
The Yellowstone caldera
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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2015, 01:05:46 PM »
Either one of these on my front lawn would do 
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Walter Sobchak

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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2015, 01:09:58 PM »
Jessica Simpson's exercise bike seat
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thegamechanger

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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2015, 01:11:30 PM »
a rock that falls on your head
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Uncle Joon

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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2015, 01:12:06 PM »
A condom
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da_vinci

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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2015, 01:13:37 PM »
A toilet in females restroom. Come on.. it was a first thought for all of you.
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thegamechanger

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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2015, 01:14:25 PM »
somehow you guys seems to think inanimate objects have a consciousness
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Walter Sobchak

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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2015, 01:17:05 PM »
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Uncle Joon

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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #15 on: August 29, 2015, 01:18:54 PM »
Quote from: Walter Sobchak on August 29, 2015, 01:17:05 PM
Enjoy having a cock in you?

we didn't use any last time babe
we won't again this time, did u manage to get time off work for the 25th?
Who's the chick in your whatsapp profile pic?
xx
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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #16 on: August 29, 2015, 01:20:05 PM »
Goodrum's steamy morning dump
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Kwon_2

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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2015, 01:20:28 PM »
Kai Greene's white Towel or Goodrums dildo. (No schlomo)
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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #18 on: August 29, 2015, 01:21:38 PM »
I would be a ebony mouthed Fleshlight.
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Walter Sobchak

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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #19 on: August 29, 2015, 01:21:50 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Joon on August 29, 2015, 01:18:54 PM
we didn't use any last time babe
we won't again this time, did u manage to get time off work for the 25th?
Who's the chick in your whatsapp profile pic?
xx

The chubby little curryeater will do Anything for attention.

You've ran your course on Getbig you fucking pussy.

Fuck off back to selling used car parts.
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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #20 on: August 29, 2015, 01:25:32 PM »
This chick's anal plug




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da_vinci

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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #21 on: August 29, 2015, 01:27:04 PM »
Quote from: thegamechanger on August 29, 2015, 01:14:25 PM
somehow you guys seems to think inanimate objects have a consciousness


Doesn't they ???
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Kwon_2

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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #22 on: August 29, 2015, 01:27:57 PM »
Quote from: da_vinci on August 29, 2015, 01:27:04 PM
Doesn't they ???

Inanimate objects = plural.
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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #23 on: August 29, 2015, 02:24:01 PM »
Elizabeth Hurley's 12" dildo.
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Re: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
« Reply #24 on: August 29, 2015, 02:26:11 PM »
A terminator T 1000......
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