A Day In A Life of A Professional Gambler & New Gambling Board Proposition

[Set It Up]

It looks like someone bitch and moaned to the mods about my purple wall of posting and had them removed haha lol 

He's such a gangster!!! haha lol

Im ready for him. this is the body of a greek god,.....well actually a ukranian perogie eater,....but close enough

[Simple Simon]

Fascinating.

I traded forex for a while there, fucking hated the stress though.  

[Set It Up]

 

[Set It Up]

AHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

he ran away to make a video with some English mma guy none of us have heard of to prove a point on here.

ohhhhh this is gold,...lets sucker him in to do more of this

what a moron

best part is he thinks he's gonna get 100 dollars out of me

[SF1900]

Im ready for him. this is the body of a greek god,.....well actually a ukranian perogie eater,....but close enough

That is an AWESOME shirt!! 

[_aj_]

AHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

he ran away to make a video with some English mma guy none of us have heard of to prove a point on here.

ohhhhh this is gold,...lets sucker him in to do more of this

what a moron

best part is he thinks he's gonna get 100 dollars out of me

I wonder how much he's gonna pay the guy to make a video saying Joon's "trained" under him? LOL. Epic. Hahaha!

[SF1900]

G is for "gambler" apparently.

My purple wall of posting had him scurrying to all the other threads, posting up the same thing.

Then we all know he bitch and moaned to the mods to have it removed haha lol.  

I knew he wouldn't be able to ignore it!

[Conker]

I seem to me more interested in smoking weed all day than gambling today. I am purposely having a chill one ahead of my surgery tomorrow so don't wanna get too stressed. Had a look at the horses, was shit cards today do didn't bother. Wanted to play some HU omaha but no one would give me actions, they are all shit scared of playing me.

Just messed around a bit on roulette up £1300 so far approx 2K US dollars, nothing major just bit of beer money, I am just messing at the moment. Might do down to the Ritz or the Palm tonight and sit deep in a 25-50 game then again I might just chill home and order some chinese and a hooker cos I need to chill before surgery tomorrow.

well the first evidence of gambling you have shown is playing a game of zero skill(roulette) which you are guaranteed to lose money at in the long run. I would have thought the first step (if your aim is to help your average joe win money gambling), should be distinguish where it's actually possible to have a mathematical edge if you get to a stage where you know what you're doing.

[Uncle Joon]

My purple wall of posting had him scurrying to all the other threads, posting up the same thing.

Then we all know he bitch and moaned to the mods to have it removed haha lol.  

I knew he wouldn't be able to ignore it!

I won again on that one, there is a surprise 
I just whatsapped Giorgio and he is gonna do a video for Josh.....lolololol

[tommywishbone]

well the first evidence of gambling you have shown is playing a game of zero skill(roulette) which you are guaranteed to lose money at in the long run. I would have thought the first step (if your aim is to help your average joe win money gambling), should be distinguish where it's actually possible to have a mathematical edge if you get to a stage where you know what you're doing.

Is the con man claiming to be a professional roulette player?  Hahaha! Let me guess, he has a roulette system?

[SF1900]

I won again on that one, there is a surprise  
I just whatsapped Giorgio and he is gonna do a video for Josh.....lolololol

you didn't win anything. You bitched and moaned to the mods to have my posts removed. You melted down by copying what I was doing, then going to the mods.

Yes, that is really winning.

You are a delusional moron. Try harder to troll me.

Hope this helps.  

[Kim Jong Bob]

Shocking. 

jesus christ what a fucking loser he is.,

[Uncle Joon]

well the first evidence of gambling you have shown is playing a game of zero skill(roulette) which you are guaranteed to lose money at in the long run. I would have thought the first step (if your aim is to help your average joe win money gambling), should be distinguish where it's actually possible to have a mathematical edge if you get to a stage where you know what you're doing.

Obviously you are completely right Conker, playing roulette or any other house game is an absolute losing proposition in the long term. Of course that doesn't mean you can't win and win big in the short term only because you can.

I am only "messin" around with a few quid on here passing the time on roulete. Roulette or any other house game is not part and parcel of my regular gambling regime which is composed of 80% sports betting (all laying) on Betfair and live poker games if a decent big enough game pops up.

I only play table games for fun and don't take em seriously, its more of a brain relaxer in between long poker or sports betting sessions.

[The Wizard of Truth]

If you have fought anywhere world wide in professional mma then you will be listed on sherdog fight finder.
I am and there's at least one other get bigger on it and it's not joon

[wes]

Looking pretty slim there Josh........NO HOMO.


Love the shirt!   

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I won again on that one, there is a surprise 
I just whatsapped Giorgio and he is gonna do a video for Josh.....lolololol

Great. Another video of ANYTHING but your gag-inducing, deconditioned physique. Or anything remotely proving your Herculean strength.

[Uncle Joon]

you didn't win anything. You bitched and moaned to the mods to have my posts removed. You melted down by copying what I was doing, then going to the mods.

Yes, that is really winning.

You are a delusional moron. Try harder to troll me.

Hope this helps.  

No actually you were breaking a rule by spamming the board and deliberately trying to ruin threads, I suggest you read the rules of the board and try and stick to them.

[Uncle Joon]

If you have fought anywhere world wide in professional mma then you will be listed on sherdog or fight finder.
I am and there's at least one other get bigger on it and it's not joon

That's not true, many divisions and underground bodies that are not even listed.
They are still professional fights whenever money is involved even if its a street fight.
Same principle.

[The Wizard of Truth]

That's not true, many divisions and underground bodies that are not even listed.
They are still professional fights whenever money is involved even if its a street fight.
Same principle.

Were you in any professional sanctioned fight? And no, streetlights are not professional fights

[Uncle Joon]

Is anyone willing to stake Josh for few hundred bucks to play me HU online poker right now?

Whatever I win I will donate to your charity of choice.

I just wanna show josh an online poker lesson.

He can record it and post it here too for proof.

I am sitting and waiting on Betfair whenever he is ready to pony up.

Maybe Tu can back you?

[Uncle Joon]

Were you in any professional sanctioned fight? And no, streetlights are not professional fights

To me where there is money involved in any fight, that makes it a professional fight regardless of if it is recognised by a governing body or authority.

I never said I competed in any sanctioned authority, but that doesn't mean I didn't have 5 professional fights and won all of them.

[Set It Up]

That is an AWESOME shirt!! 

I sent chaos the "I'm Not Your "BRO"" shirt 

[TuHolmes]

Maybe Tu can back you?

I'm not getting involved.

I'm not much into gambling on much of any level.

I would be happy to send Josh some cash for his trip across canada though.

[Set It Up]

To me where there is money involved in any fight, that makes it a professional fight regardless of if it is recognised by a governing body or authority.

I never said I competed in any sanctioned authority, but that doesn't mean I didn't have 5 professional fights and won all of them.

HAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAH

AHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

street fight where money is involved is professional

ohhhhhhhhhhh my godddddddd what a hilarious day. Best Thursday ever

Joon--google my name for Xtreme Cage Warz. Thats a professional fight. I lost to Jordan Murray, but at least I can legitimately say I did fight in a pro mma bout.

ahahahahahaha streeght fight



more more give us moreeeeeeeeee

[Uncle Joon]

I sent chaos the "I'm Not Your "BRO"" shirt 

I will pay you 100 bucks if you get me a purple T shit that says "Your mom's my hoe" and post it to me.
Being dead serious

Haha Giorgio is on the phone...he just told me he will do the video tomorrow when he is inside cage.....this is gonne be epic...u can hold me to that...lol