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Training Mask - Can't be serious!
« on: September 03, 2015, 08:39:44 AM »
Who will be the first IFBB pro seen wearing this?



The secret of truly elite athletes isn’t the amount of time spent working out, the intensity of the workout, or the determination to push one’s body to the limits. No, world-class athletes are beating their competition thanks to the effects of high-altitude training.

When the air is thinner, your body works harder, increasing your ability to process oxygen. When you return to lower elevations, your performance will show substantial increases in strength, endurance and speed. It’s as if you were wearing a suit of armor while working out and then removed it for the competition.

It used to be that most athletes who wanted that edge were out of luck. Unless they lived near very high mountains, or had an enormous amount of money to travel to training facilities there, they had to settle for the benefits of a hard workout at sea level.

That was then. Now there’s a way to get the benefits of high-altitude training without heading to the mountaintop.


Introducing Training Mask, a new, patented (PAT.8.590.533 B2) "Resistance Training Device" product that helps condition the lungs by creating pulmonary resistance and strengthening the diaphragm, making your workout seem like it’s being held high in the mountains.

Training Mask will make your workout so efficient, you can actually cut the amount of time spent in training by as much as two-thirds. Simply strap it on and begin your normal work out. Within days, you’ll see the difference!

It’s really simple science. By conditioning your lungs and creating pulmonary resistance, your diaphragm is strengthened, thereby making your lungs work harder. When lungs work harder, the surface area and elasticity in the alveoli is increased, thus increasing your stamina and ability to go harder at your sport – or simply have increased energy for daily living.

Our multi-level resistance system uses our patented (PAT.8.590.533 B2) "Resistance Training Device" flux valve system, forcing you to inhale fuller, deep breaths. While your body adapts, your lungs will be trained to take deeper breaths and use the available oxygen more efficiently. Increasing your alveoli’s surface area could help transport more oxygen via your red blood cells and carry it to the extremities.

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Re: Training Mask - Can't be serious!
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2015, 08:42:48 AM »
Looks like something Kai would be interested in....

There's this one turd at my gym (150lbs...) who wears one. Would love to rip it off its head, fart inside it, then put it back on his face.

Breath that sucka!!!
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Re: Training Mask - Can't be serious!
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2015, 08:45:20 AM »
Ridiculous

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Re: Training Mask - Can't be serious!
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2015, 08:46:03 AM »
Been seeing more and more of these at the gym. First time I saw two guys wearing them I was prepared to hit the deck as it looked like they were going to start robbing people

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Re: Training Mask - Can't be serious!
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2015, 08:49:19 AM »
Been seeing more and more of these at the gym. First time I saw two guys wearing them I was prepared to hit the deck as it looked like they were going to start robbing people

And we know how much you dislike parting with money.  ;D

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Re: Training Mask - Can't be serious!
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2015, 08:49:59 AM »
#punchable

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Re: Training Mask - Can't be serious!
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2015, 08:50:49 AM »
There is already a pic of Phil Heath wearing one.

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Re: Training Mask - Can't be serious!
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2015, 08:53:08 AM »
next thing they´ll be wearing cross fit gloves  :D

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Re: Training Mask - Can't be serious!
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2015, 08:53:37 AM »
Gayer than women's suffrage

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Re: Training Mask - Can't be serious!
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2015, 08:53:54 AM »
Been seeing more and more of these at the gym. First time I saw two guys wearing them I was prepared to hit the deck as it looked like they were going to start robbing people

That's what we always say when we start Nandralone. :)
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Re: Training Mask - Can't be serious!
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2015, 08:54:04 AM »
I usualy wear this


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Re: Training Mask - Can't be serious!
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2015, 09:28:58 AM »
And we know how much you dislike parting with money.  ;D


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Re: Training Mask - Can't be serious!
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2015, 09:52:54 AM »
I actually am interested in this. :D  I don't know if I want to be the first one to get it at my gym, though. I might wait until a few of the other popular kids get it.


Seriously, I have been considering getting one of these. I'm not really sure about the science behind it, though.

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Re: Training Mask - Can't be serious!
« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2015, 10:01:42 AM »
I actually am interested in this. :D  I don't know if I want to be the first one to get it at my gym, though. I might wait until a few of the other popular kids get it.


Seriously, I have been considering getting one of these. I'm not really sure about the science behind it, though.



These work A LOT better. Make sure its completely sealed though!


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Re: Training Mask - Can't be serious!
« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2015, 10:05:27 AM »

These work A LOT better. Make sure its completely sealed though!



Thanks! I hadn't thought about that. I'll save a few bucks and get a great workout, too!

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Re: Training Mask - Can't be serious!
« Reply #15 on: September 03, 2015, 10:12:34 AM »
Looks really fucking stupid.  People fall for anything nowadays.  You could probably modify a butt plug and sell it claiming you can run faster with something up your butt and people would buy it.

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Re: Training Mask - Can't be serious!
« Reply #16 on: September 03, 2015, 10:13:07 AM »
There is already a pic of Phil Heath wearing one.

Doesn't he already train at altitude?!

His workouts must not be hard enough...  ::)
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Re: Training Mask - Can't be serious!
« Reply #17 on: September 03, 2015, 10:17:27 AM »

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Re: Training Mask - Can't be serious!
« Reply #18 on: September 03, 2015, 10:19:54 AM »
Something Jay Cutler will probably be pimpin' soon, along with his mouth guard and dance beats. :-\

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Re: Training Mask - Can't be serious!
« Reply #19 on: September 03, 2015, 10:23:45 AM »
They have this full mask version.  Looks like the mask from Pulp fiction.  Did they really need to make the red part looks like a sex mouth ball?  Fucking strange.




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Re: Training Mask - Can't be serious!
« Reply #20 on: September 03, 2015, 10:24:50 AM »

These work A LOT better. Make sure its completely sealed though!


I lol`ed !!  ;D

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Re: Training Mask - Can't be serious!
« Reply #21 on: September 03, 2015, 10:25:30 AM »

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Re: Training Mask - Can't be serious!
« Reply #22 on: September 03, 2015, 10:25:49 AM »
Looks like something Kai would be interested in....

There's this one turd at my gym (150lbs...) who wears one. Would love to rip it off its head, fart inside it, then put it back on his face.

Breath that sucka!!!

Why care what he does? I cant understand why anyone would wear that in the gym but so what? Ignore it and focus on your mind muscle connection. Keep your mind centered on positive energy and your life will improve.

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Re: Training Mask - Can't be serious!
« Reply #23 on: September 03, 2015, 10:26:13 AM »

These work A LOT better. Make sure its completely sealed though!



LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Training Mask - Can't be serious!
« Reply #24 on: September 03, 2015, 10:45:05 AM »
Looks like something Kai would be interested in....

There's this one turd at my gym (150lbs...) who wears one. Would love to rip it off its head, fart inside it, then put it back on his face.

Breath that sucka!!!

ahhahahaha made my day