I realise I'm outing myself badly here, but he looks like an Action Man doll because he appears to have no penis.
Proof that you can't have it all.
Like that other handsome stud Ulisses Jr who looks amazing, is a nice guy, his generous package has been pointed out on here before iirc, but when he laughs he sounds like an 4 year old girl. It is so high pitched and odd that it makes you feel uncomfortable.