Author Topic: Breaking News: Tulisa Got Drunk And Crashed Her Ferrari in France. (Read 4505 times)

Uncle Joon · « **on:** September 13, 2015, 07:17:16 AM »

She has been released on bail.

I am getting to the bottom of this literally as we speak, got her agent on the phone right now.

Sounds heavy.

Oh and by the way it was with my money she bought that Ferrari so I have an active interest in this..... not to mention I am appearing in Dappy's next rap video and ....my apartment is where that famous leaked video BJ took place.

Of all the luck in the world poor Tulisa has had in the last year.

Jeez

https://uk.celebrity.yahoo.com/post/128985904579/tulisa-is-absolutely-convinced-she-was-not-over

che · « **Reply #1 on:** September 13, 2015, 07:19:06 AM »

SuperTed · « **Reply #2 on:** September 13, 2015, 07:19:49 AM »

Stupid slut.

Uncle Joon · « **Reply #3 on:** September 13, 2015, 07:20:08 AM »

Quote from: che on September 13, 2015, 07:19:06 AM

Bahhhhhhhhhhh
That is awesome....love that

Uncle Joon · « **Reply #4 on:** September 13, 2015, 07:22:19 AM »

I will say this the double shots in france are wayyyyyyyy bigger than the double shots in London.
So she might have fucked up.

Asking me if she can.........(shhhhhh)...oopps....can't say that

Army of One · « **Reply #5 on:** September 13, 2015, 07:24:29 AM »

The crash was in North London you penis.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #6 on:** September 13, 2015, 07:24:42 AM »

Quote from: che on September 13, 2015, 07:19:06 AM

x2

SF1900 · « **Reply #7 on:** September 13, 2015, 07:25:44 AM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on September 13, 2015, 07:24:42 AM

x2

X3

Uncle Joon · « **Reply #8 on:** September 13, 2015, 07:28:52 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on September 13, 2015, 07:24:29 AM

The crash was in North London you penis.

You are such a fucking idiot, France is the name of the nightclub she crashed into, my mate runs it.
She lives in En field you pleb.

Army of One · « **Reply #9 on:** September 13, 2015, 07:31:37 AM »

Quote from: Uncle Joon on September 13, 2015, 07:28:52 AM

You are such a fucking idiot, France is the name of the nightclub she crashed into, my mate runs it.
She lives in En field you pleb.

Funny, the articles I've read says she crashed in to an elderly couple's Saab.You dont have any mates.

Uncle Joon · « **Reply #10 on:** September 13, 2015, 07:45:45 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on September 13, 2015, 07:31:37 AM

Funny, the articles I've read says she crashed in to an elderly couple's Saab.You dont have any mates.

Listen you ugly rat infested baboon....think for once before you take breath again......I have HER fucking agent on the phone right now....who you gonna believe him.....or the fucking cover story he'd fed everyone you moron. The elderly couple is a set up job. The heavy shit went down in France....looks like Fraizer fuct up hard....man its complicated....trying to get to the bottom of it......got to talk to my cousin she went to school with her and are best mates, she'll know whats up.

no fucking way anyone's coming here though, no matter how much they pay me, I have had just about enough of the paps nosing around here as it is like I am some kinda fucking celebrity or something. But unfortunately the media is and has always been a double edged sword.

Bless her little cotton socks, what a sweetheart

OB1 · « **Reply #11 on:** September 13, 2015, 07:51:21 AM »

Hulkotron · « **Reply #12 on:** September 13, 2015, 07:51:40 AM »

Quote from: SF1900 on September 13, 2015, 07:25:44 AM

X3

x4

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #13 on:** September 13, 2015, 07:55:06 AM »

Quote from: Uncle Joon on September 13, 2015, 07:17:16 AM

She has been released on bail.

I am getting to the bottom of this literally as we speak, got her agent on the phone right now.

Sounds heavy.

Oh and by the way it was with my money she bought that Ferrari so I have an active interest in this..... not to mention I am appearing in Dappy's next rap video and ....my apartment is where that famous leaked video BJ took place.

Of all the luck in the world poor Tulisa has had in the last year.

Jeez

https://uk.celebrity.yahoo.com/post/128985904579/tulisa-is-absolutely-convinced-she-was-not-over

Not to be rude...but who the fuck is Tulisa?

10pints · « **Reply #14 on:** September 13, 2015, 07:55:28 AM »

OB1 · « **Reply #15 on:** September 13, 2015, 07:56:45 AM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on September 13, 2015, 07:55:06 AM

Not to be rude...but who the fuck is Tulisa?

Some "singing" puppet.

Uncle Joon · « **Reply #16 on:** September 13, 2015, 08:16:54 AM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on September 13, 2015, 07:55:06 AM

Not to be rude...but who the fuck is Tulisa?

OMG holy cow you don't know who Tulisa is? Wow I am surprised at that Vince. I thought you were a fountain of knowledge

Nick Danger · « **Reply #17 on:** September 13, 2015, 09:21:27 AM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on September 13, 2015, 07:55:06 AM

Not to be rude...but who the fuck is Tulisa?

Not to be rude...but who the fuck is Joon?

OB1 · « **Reply #18 on:** September 13, 2015, 09:28:00 AM »

Quote from: Nick Danger on September 13, 2015, 09:21:27 AM

Not to be rude...but who the fuck is Joon?

Parker · « **Reply #19 on:** September 13, 2015, 09:39:53 AM »

Quote from: Uncle Joon on September 13, 2015, 08:16:54 AM

OMG holy cow you don't know who Tulisa is? Wow I am surprised at that Vince. I thought you were a fountain of knowledge

Nobody really cares about UK celebs. Probably more people in the states know who Makosi is than Tulisa.

robcguns · « **Reply #20 on:** September 13, 2015, 09:43:39 AM »

The fuck is a dappy or tulisa?Also rap music sucks.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #21 on:** September 13, 2015, 09:53:23 AM »

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #22 on:** September 13, 2015, 10:02:29 AM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on September 13, 2015, 07:55:06 AM

Not to be rude...but who the fuck is Tulisa?

Don't really care about being rude to a bullshitter like you.....but who the fuck is Tulisa and why the fuck would we care?

Army of One · « **Reply #23 on:** September 13, 2015, 01:05:11 PM »

Real sad c11nt when you have to latch on to a talentless nobody like Tulisa Popodopolous for validation, you really need to look inwards.

Waller · « **Reply #24 on:** September 13, 2015, 01:07:34 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on September 13, 2015, 01:05:11 PM

Real sad c11nt when you have to latch on to a talentless nobody like Tulisa popodopolous for validation, you really need to look inwards.

Old Birds of a Feather fan?