"philheathAnd so it has begun! Vegas...Bright Lights...Tons of stars...people driving down the strip in their fancy cars...Meet and greets...that's for the fans...Imma do them with great pleasure because I'm tha champ! Orleans...Friday night...Imma go up and that stage and give em all a f#ckin fight! Expos...Gifted Nutrition...Be sure to see what new supps that'll make you BYLT and Bigger!!!! Saturday night...yeah that's the my moment...hitting poses and that stage against all my opponents. Last two, Bob Chic on the mic...praying I hear my name sayin 5-Time and I won this fight! Overjoyed...filled with emotions...I can't explain my feelings but I try to share my moment. After Party...XS...Gonna walk in like a freakin Boss and hear that I'm the best! Next day...I wake up...being thankful once again I can't make this up! These are my thoughts going into the show I felt the need to right this in my Rick Ross voice lol. Whether you love it, hate it or criticize it, just know this. I am doing my best in this world with no dress rehearsal and having fun! Ppl sometimes I think ppl want bodybuilding to look so dark, mean and vicious so that it's taken seriously, but for me bodybuilding my nature is serious so no need to exaggerate for attention. I want to say thank you to everyone who has had my back throughout my prep and career and life. I could not go this hard without your support beating out the best on Earth. Every writer, blogger, critic etc thank you for following my journey as my best will be on stage this weekend I hope you like it. Thank you all for listening. God Bless and I am officially shutting my social down for the week. #TheAscension #DYNA5TY #Facts #Winners #MindHeartBodySoul"
Unbelievably cringe-worthy....
To me....well, this is worse than fucking fruit on film. There...I said it.