Typical evolution of a Mediterranean woman. Those Portuguese genes are like Shakira's hips. Hot as hell 'til they reach their 30th birthday. Then it pops like corn. And suddenly the woman who used to give you a non-stop erection looks like her mother (and sometimes yours), spends most of her free time wandering around the refrigerator and will go on a rant if you piss loudly in the middle of the toilet bowl.