5 things only a truly dedicated schmoe would know and do....

[Croatch]

1. Knowing what synthol is
2. Using the term meltdown or epic in conversation regularly
3. Was aware Kai Greene withdrew from the contest and not the fruit this year
4. Call out any Olympian for his weak points, but barely achieve a physique you can show at your local pool
5. Post/read getbig at least 3x per week

Feel free to add.  "Great thread...shoot yourself."  Yeah, I got it.

[_bruce_]

Guilty by association

[_aj_]

6.) Post a thread on Getbig knowing all the traits of a schmoe intimately.