lol. And Jay just happens to release this photo during Olympia weekend. Jay probably had some guru write him up a diet 12 weeks ago so Jay could get in good shape for this street walking photo...
Conversation between Jay Cutler and Chris Aceto
(12 weeks out from Olympia weekend)
Cutler---Hey bro, I know I haven't talked to you in awhile. I was wondering if you could write me up a 12 week diet.
Aceto---Holy shit bro, you're doing the Olympia. Wow awesome. I told you that you have much more in the tank.
Cutler---Well, to be honest, no i'm not doing the Olympia. I should have listened to my own advice and retired when I was 32. I promised my wife that and we know what happened there...
Aceto(confused)---oh ok. Well then why do you want me to write you up a diet? What the fuck is the point?
Cutler---I want to get in great shape for Olympia weekend
Aceto---I get it bro. You want to look tight at your booth during the Olympia
Cutler---(slightly embarrassed)---Not exactly. I want to take a walk around my neighborhood without a shirt on. Everyone in my neighborhood still thinks I'm a competing pro bodybuilder. I'd just like to be in great shape for that 5 minute walk around the neighborhood while I get some pictures to post online...
Aceto---WTF bro. Please tell me your fucking with me
Cutler---No bro, dead serious. Plus I want to make some great money at the mirage by the ice machine...
Aceto---Sorry bro, I can't sanction your baffoonary...Give Hany Rimjob a call. I'm sure he'll take care of ya. Also, lose my number!
