You should be banned from life for having a twitter account, to be frank.
Reminds me of when the Williams sisters said they could beat a top ranked male tennis player so some random who was, I think 246th in the world, played both and demolished them. They shut their traps after that - now they get equal pay for 1/4 the work 
But to be fair, they were still teenagers at the time.
MELBOURNE --
Venus and Serena Williams discovered they're no match for the men on the ATP tennis tour, at least not yet.
In an impromptu 'Battle of the Sexes' at the Australian Open yesterday, first Serena, then Venus challenged No 203 Karsten Braasch to a set apiece, and he beat them both.
Serena fell 6-1, Venus 6-2. They played as intensely as they could, while Braasch performed with gentlemanly restraint.
"It was extremely hard," said the 16-year-old Serena. "I didn't know it would be that hard. I hit shots that would have been winners on the women's tour and he got to them easily."
That didn't stop her from boasting that "this time next year I'll beat him. I have to pump some weight . . . I have to work hard to be on the men's tour."
Venus, 17, wasn't about to concede too much either, especially since she broke Braasch's serve once.
"I can beat men in the 300s and up," she said. "He thought we couldn't get a point. He didn't think we could play. We showed him we could."
Asked if she might not want to take on players on the senior tour, or retired men as Billie-Jean King did against 1939 Wimbledon champion Bobby Riggs in their ballyhooed 'Battle of the Sexes' in 1973, Venus shook her beaded head.
"I'm going for the young guns," she said.
Braasch smiled at their claims.
"Against anyone in the top 500, no chance," Braasch said, "because I was playing like 600 today."
