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Re: Calling Out Navy Mike
« Reply #50 on: September 24, 2015, 09:27:02 PM »
I like Navy Mike, but seriously, how many pages of his 107 page posting history can you get through without going insane?  I had to stop after 3, but I started from the beginning.
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Re: Calling Out Navy Mike
« Reply #51 on: September 24, 2015, 09:29:07 PM »
Quote from: Never1AShow on September 24, 2015, 09:27:02 PM
I like Navy Mike, but seriously, how many pages of his 107 page posting history can you get through without going insane?  I had to stop after 3, but I started from the beginning.

I could absolutely see him pulling out an automatic weapon and going mental -- just seems like he is one thread away from ripping apart.When, not if, when his chick leaves him for another guy, that will be it. Snappppppppppppppp
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Re: Calling Out Navy Mike
« Reply #52 on: September 24, 2015, 09:35:00 PM »
The gov gives him $1850 a month!? Then he goes on to complain about people on welfare. What a fucking dickhead.
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Re: Calling Out Navy Mike
« Reply #53 on: September 24, 2015, 09:48:59 PM »
Quote from: TheShape. on September 24, 2015, 09:35:00 PM
The gov gives him $1850 a month!? Then he goes on to complain about people on welfare. What a fucking dickhead.


Yeah, but his head is so big a haircut costs him $2000
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Re: Calling Out Navy Mike
« Reply #54 on: September 24, 2015, 09:50:21 PM »
Quote from: Schnauzer on September 24, 2015, 09:48:59 PM

Yeah, but his head is so big a haircut costs him $2000

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Re: Calling Out Navy Mike
« Reply #55 on: September 24, 2015, 09:59:21 PM »
Quote from: Schnauzer on September 24, 2015, 09:48:59 PM

Yeah, but his head is so big a haircut costs him $2000

are you saying Navy-Mikes head is so big, he has to step into t-shirts in the morning?
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Re: Calling Out Navy Mike
« Reply #56 on: September 24, 2015, 10:17:19 PM »
Quote from: Potatank on September 24, 2015, 09:59:21 PM
are you saying Navy-Mikes head is so big, he has to step into t-shirts in the morning?

His head is so big NASA mistakenly landed on it.
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Re: Calling Out Navy Mike
« Reply #57 on: September 24, 2015, 11:26:14 PM »
Wait, so you're saying Navy Mike's head is so big that for a part time job he poses on Easter Island?
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Re: Calling Out Navy Mike
« Reply #58 on: September 24, 2015, 11:33:58 PM »
Quote from: Pumpzilla on September 24, 2015, 11:26:14 PM
Wait, so you're saying Navy Mike's head is so big that for a part time job he poses on Easter Island?

Are you implying on Navy_Mike bobblehead night they have to triple the bobbleheads head size to make it 1 to 1 scale
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Re: Calling Out Navy Mike
« Reply #59 on: September 24, 2015, 11:38:08 PM »
Quote from: Potatank on September 24, 2015, 09:59:21 PM
are you saying Navy-Mikes head is so big, he has to step into t-shirts in the morning?
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Re: Calling Out Navy Mike
« Reply #60 on: September 24, 2015, 11:43:33 PM »
Break out the pink pills...im laying in bed laughing at my own jokes...at least i only live 2 blocks from the psych ward  :D
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Re: Calling Out Navy Mike
« Reply #61 on: September 25, 2015, 02:23:28 AM »
Quote from: TheShape. on September 24, 2015, 09:35:00 PM
The gov gives him $1850 a month!? Then he goes on to complain about people on welfare. What a fucking dickhead.
That's a MethylMike-level of irony, right there.  ::)
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Re: Calling Out Navy Mike
« Reply #62 on: September 25, 2015, 04:28:20 AM »
Add "welcome to my hell" and his hastag onslaught to this list.

Lol love his two rants at the end of that list. One of the greatest minds of the 21st century
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Re: Calling Out Navy Mike
« Reply #63 on: September 25, 2015, 05:05:59 AM »
Quote from: Potatank on September 24, 2015, 09:29:07 PM
I could absolutely see him pulling out an automatic weapon and going mental -- just seems like he is one thread away from ripping apart.When, not if, when his chick leaves him for another guy, that will be it. Snappppppppppppppp


With that bad knee of his I'd be surprised he'd be able to stand up and fire a gun on full auto.


...oh wait a minute he leg presses 800lbs.
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Re: Calling Out Navy Mike
« Reply #64 on: September 25, 2015, 05:36:56 AM »
Quote from: Never1AShow on September 24, 2015, 09:27:02 PM
I like Navy Mike, but seriously, how many pages of his 107 page posting history can you get through without going insane?  I had to stop after 3, but I started from the beginning.

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Re: Calling Out Navy Mike
« Reply #65 on: September 25, 2015, 06:53:31 AM »
Navy Mike at the gym

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Re: Calling Out Navy Mike
« Reply #66 on: September 25, 2015, 04:08:17 PM »
Navy Mike's  new ride

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Re: Calling Out Navy Mike
« Reply #67 on: September 25, 2015, 04:16:01 PM »
Quote from: Schnauzer on September 24, 2015, 09:48:59 PM

Yeah, but his head is so big a haircut costs him $2000

lolz
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Re: Calling Out Navy Mike
« Reply #68 on: September 25, 2015, 04:20:46 PM »
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Re: Calling Out Navy Mike
« Reply #69 on: September 25, 2015, 05:03:00 PM »
Quote from: che on September 25, 2015, 04:08:17 PM
Navy Mike's  new ride



Tough to get out of those with a bum knee.
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Re: Calling Out Navy Mike
« Reply #70 on: September 25, 2015, 09:26:04 PM »
Quote from: WalterWhite on September 25, 2015, 05:03:00 PM
Tough to get out of those with a bum knee.

But easy to maintain on $1850 a month.
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