Best way for bodybuilders to cook asparagus?

[240 is Back]

Any tips or suggestions?  Much thanks.

[Big Chiro Flex]

1) put the fucking asparagus in the fucking microwave

2) press the fucking 3 minute button.

[local hero]

Easiest way..... In Tupperware bowl, little bit water, cover and nuke for 5 mins..

Tastiest way, chuck them in when your frying your steak in butter with garlic

[240 is Back]

how long to fry them for?   I don't think I've ever tasted them, but must prepare them for the diuretic effects.

[Set It Up]

1) put the fucking asparagus in the fucking microwave

2) press the fucking 3 minute button.

I didnt know this. I eat sparagus 4x per week. Sweet..shortcut now

Pee smells interesting after eating it

[Set It Up]

how long to fry them for?   I don't think I've ever tasted them, but must prepare them for the diuretic effects.

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[local hero]

how long to fry them for?   I don't think I've ever tasted them, but must prepare them for the diuretic effects.

Until they are soft enough to suit your taste...

[timfogarty]

Asparagus is best when hot but still crisp.  Stir fry for a couple of minutes.  Broil for a couple of minutes.  BBQ for a couple of minutes.  (last two coat with olive oil first)

[Davidtheman100]

Asparagus sucks. Why even eat it? Much better options

[local hero]

Asparagus sucks. Why even eat it? Much better options

Fuck you, its the king of green veg..

[evandatp]

how long to fry them for?   I don't think I've ever tasted them, but must prepare them for the diuretic effects.

True Adonis-baiting reported.

[Davidtheman100]

Fuck you, its the king of green veg..

no, fuck you for calling a vegetable a king

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Any tips or suggestions?  Much thanks.

• 1) use a steamer
• 2) cheese or hollandaise sauce

[Simple Simon]

wrap 8 stalks with string, shove them up your ass, leave until tender.

[WOOO]

Grilled on the bbq

[_aj_]

My wife broils them in the oven with a light coat of olive oil and a (not so) light coat of shredded (NOT grated) Parmesan cheese.

Eat the cheese, ya homo. It's not like you're "stage ready"

[CalvinH]

Best way to cook them is with a steak.

[wes]

wrap 8 stalks with string, shove them up your ass, leave until tender.

Hilarious!   

[CT_Muscle]

For taste? Roast in the oven on a cookie sheet @ 350 for 30-35 mins until it ALMOST burns this way its nice and crispy. Put some olive oil himalayan sea salt pepper and garlic powder...

[Big Chiro Flex]

I didnt know this. I eat sparagus 4x per week. Sweet..shortcut now

Pee smells interesting after eating it

I was being a dick but that's really the easiest way, put In a glass bowl with tiny but of water and it steams it in the microwave.

PS love to smell your pee some day no homo

[Coach is Back!]

BBQ or place on a pan, sprinkle with olive oil add a little salt and garlic throw in the oven and roast it. I don't eat it any other way.

[Set It Up]

I was being a dick but that's really the easiest way, put In a glass bowl with tiny but of water and it steams it in the microwave.

PS love to smell your pee some day no homo

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[calfzilla]

I didnt know this. I eat sparagus 4x per week. Sweet..shortcut now

Pee smells interesting after eating it

I get the smelly asparagus pee too. I researched it and found out not everyone has that. It's like a certain enzyme or something.

I like to cook asparagus on the bbq by wrapping it in foil and throw in some butter.

[Big Chiro Flex]

I get the smelly asparagus pee too. I researched it and found out not everyone has that. It's like a certain enzyme or something.

I like to cook asparagus on the bbq by wrapping it in foil and throw in some butter.

"Be the pee that you want to smell in the world."
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