Author Topic: The Secret Diet for Gaining Weight (Read 9706 times)

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #25 on:** October 01, 2015, 06:16:52 AM »

Fat fuck Joe is that dumb that a) he believes this is the way to go and b) that he can't embed a fucking Youtube vid

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #26 on:** October 04, 2015, 03:53:56 PM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on October 01, 2015, 06:16:52 AM

Fat fuck Joe is that dumb that a) he believes this is the way to go and b) that he can't embed a fucking Youtube vid

Hey dumbshit, did you understand the context of that video?

Never1AShow · « **Reply #27 on:** October 04, 2015, 04:03:18 PM »

Crust, I wish I had trouble gaining weight. I remember those days. The only limit to how much I could eat was my wallet. Getting up in the middle of the night to slam a protein drink.

How much would you pay for a weeks vacation where you could eat everything you wanted nonstop without gaining a pound?

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #28 on:** October 04, 2015, 04:09:06 PM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on October 04, 2015, 03:53:56 PM

Hey dumbshit, did you understand the context of that video?

Joe potato starts about 'understanding the context', fucking ironic LOL!

Yes, it's about having the right mindset to eat, eat and eat some more ~~in order to become a fat fuck~~. I find it hard to understand why a thoughtful person like John isn't criticizing Dave for his impulsive & unhealthy bulking habits, maybe because he knows that Dave is stubborn guy...

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #29 on:** October 04, 2015, 04:16:56 PM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on October 04, 2015, 04:09:06 PM

Joe potato starts about 'understanding the context', fucking ironic LOL!

Yes, it's about having the right mindset to eat, eat and eat some more ~~in order to become a fat fuck~~. I find it hard to understand why a thoughtful person like John isn't criticizing Dave for his impulsive & unhealthy bulking habits, maybe because he knows that Dave is stubborn guy...

Thanks for showing us that you totally missed the context of that video. Now go back to your smith machine bench presses and bosu squats.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #30 on:** October 04, 2015, 04:18:16 PM »

Quote from: BigCyp on October 01, 2015, 04:08:53 AM

Oh brother, takes me back to when I would buy 2 king size snickers bars and a litre of full fat milk and eat it on the way home from the gym 1600 kcals of peace in 4 minutes.

Are you sure it wasn't Crunchy KitKats and "wine gummies"?

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #31 on:** October 04, 2015, 04:24:09 PM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on October 04, 2015, 04:16:56 PM

Thanks for showing us that you totally missed the context of that video. Now go back to your smith machine bench presses and bosu squats.

Oh my bad potato Joe, maybe you can enlighten us by explaining the cryptic context of that video? Does it cover subtle hints that 99.99% of us dumb Getbiggers fail to notice?

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #32 on:** October 04, 2015, 04:27:50 PM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on October 04, 2015, 04:24:09 PM

Oh my bad potato Joe, maybe you can enlighten us by explaining the cryptic context of that video? Does it cover subtle hints that 99.99% of us dumb Getbiggers fail to notice?

I'll let you figure it out.

SF1900 · « **Reply #33 on:** October 04, 2015, 04:33:02 PM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on October 04, 2015, 04:24:09 PM

Oh my bad potato Joe, maybe you can enlighten us by explaining the cryptic context of that video? Does it cover subtle hints that 99.99% of us dumb Getbiggers fail to notice?

Im not into competing or anything like that, so maybe I missed the cryptic message. However, I will take a stab at it:

1) eat a lot of calories to grow
2) if you really want to gain weight, you have to be consistent and dedicated and not miss a meal
3) it doesnt matter what food you eat, you will grow if you train heavy and eat a lot

I can't think of any other cryptic message the video was trying to portray. And if there was a cryptic message, why be cryptic about a fucking diet? Just say what you want to say. Not too sure why the video has to rely on some cryptic message.

$:-\$ $:-\$

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #34 on:** October 04, 2015, 04:46:35 PM »

Have to assume not ONE of you read the disclaimer.

dj181 · « **Reply #35 on:** October 04, 2015, 05:06:27 PM »

Quote from: PJim on October 01, 2015, 04:58:24 AM

Absolutely pointless eating more than say 250 calories over maintenance whilst trying to gain quality weight naturally

did you get that from Mentzer?

DanielPaul · « **Reply #36 on:** October 04, 2015, 05:13:55 PM »

Quote from: Potatank on September 30, 2015, 11:34:53 AM

Coach,..man,...fuck sakes learn to embed youtube vids,,,...its just as easy on a phone as a pc

nobody likes clicking links

ive been asking for fucking years for someone to show me how to post pics and vids from an iPhone , please if you can show me do so if you don't mind

illuminati · « **Reply #37 on:** October 04, 2015, 05:14:13 PM »

Nope didn't watch video.

1, The see food diet --- See food & eat it.

2, The more is Better Principle.

HTH.

SF1900 · « **Reply #38 on:** October 04, 2015, 05:17:23 PM »

Quote from: DanielPaul on October 04, 2015, 05:13:55 PM

ive been asking for fucking years for someone to show me how to post pics and vids from an iPhone , please if you can show me do so if you don't mind

Copy and paste the url of the youtube video into the youtube brackets below. Erase the "s." Its not brain surgery.

[ Invalid YouTube link ]

Never1AShow · « **Reply #39 on:** October 04, 2015, 05:48:09 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on October 04, 2015, 05:17:23 PM

Copy and paste the url of the youtube video into the youtube brackets below. Erase the "s." Its not brain surgery.

[ Invalid YouTube link ]

Never1AShow · « **Reply #40 on:** October 04, 2015, 05:49:14 PM »

Quote from: Never1AShow on October 04, 2015, 05:48:09 PM

I did it! What "s"?

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #41 on:** October 04, 2015, 06:13:43 PM »

Proper nutrition combined with proper insulin use gains weight. I got out of hospital 107kg 9 days ago, I'm 114kg now and back on way to being my 'normal' weight around 118-120kg. The diet in the video posted wouldn't be advisable to do everyday or you'd get obese and I'd imagine performance would suffer.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #42 on:** October 04, 2015, 06:18:04 PM »

Quote from: The Wizard of Truth on October 04, 2015, 06:13:43 PM

Proper nutrition combined with proper insulin use gains weight. I got out of hospital 107kg 9 days ago, I'm 114kg now and back on way to being my 'normal' weight around 118-120kg. The diet in the video posted wouldn't be advisable to do everyday or you'd get obese and I'd imagine performance would suffer.

Absolutely not and they know that. That was purely to gain weight to move to a bigger weight class.

The Scott · « **Reply #43 on:** October 04, 2015, 07:27:39 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on September 30, 2015, 11:50:43 AM

A gallon of whole milk per day and 20-rep "breathing squats" to blast through plateaus oh brother

It worked for me. I drank up to three gallons a day and the squat became my favorite exercise. JC Hise was the Man.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #44 on:** October 04, 2015, 11:29:32 PM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on October 04, 2015, 04:27:50 PM

I'll let you figure it out.

Do you also tell this to your clients when you're not capable to explain things?

Quote from: SF1900 on October 04, 2015, 04:33:02 PM

Im not into competing or anything like that, so maybe I missed the cryptic message. However, I will take a stab at it:

1) eat a lot of calories to grow
2) if you really want to gain weight, you have to be consistent and dedicated and not miss a meal
3) it doesnt matter what food you eat, you will grow if you train heavy and eat a lot

I can't think of any other cryptic message the video was trying to portray. And if there was a cryptic message, why be cryptic about a fucking diet? Just say what you want to say. Not too sure why the video has to rely on some cryptic message. $:-\$ $:-\$

Eat consistently more than your caloric needs, got it, but I told it in other words. Potato Joe didn't liked my answer, but as usual he's not capable to explain why.

sync pulse · « **Reply #45 on:** October 05, 2015, 01:26:43 AM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on September 30, 2015, 08:56:57 AM

m8 · « **Reply #46 on:** October 05, 2015, 02:23:29 AM »

I'd rather be a lean skinny fuck than those walking heart attacks.

BigCyp · « **Reply #47 on:** October 05, 2015, 03:31:22 AM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on October 04, 2015, 04:18:16 PM

Are you sure it wasn't Crunchy KitKats and "wine gummies"?

No, snickers for gaynz and kit kats for cuts.

Papper · « **Reply #48 on:** October 05, 2015, 08:08:39 AM »

Quote from: m8 on October 05, 2015, 02:23:29 AM

I'd rather be a lean skinny fuck than those walking heart attacks.

When the choice for a natural is skinny cut with health benefits-or puffy skinny with a larger stomach, the choice is easy

Man of Steel · « **Reply #49 on:** October 05, 2015, 09:34:17 AM »

Here's the secret to weight gain:

Take food and put in mouth.
Chew and swallow.
Repeat until weight is gained.