So its no secret I have no sex drive and cant get it up. People (Donna) harass me about it, but the reason I dont care is cause its been one of the, if not the best thing that ever happened to me. I fucking hated sex, even when I was in my 20's. I fucking hated it. Of course I did it cause I was sauced up and bouncing in bars and had to "be a man". But if ever there was a thing that placed to much emphasis on it its sex. I hated sex so much that when I was 30 something I bet a guy I could go one year without sex--the best was for a subway sandwich. I ended up going 26 months and never collected the sandwich.
When my boner ability and sex drive went away, life became better. No one to please, no bothers with women, Im happiest alone so all in all it was a huge bonus. So you never see me react to ppl hassling me about impotence cause in a sideways fucked way, its a compliment to me. The fuckingthing better never ever rise again either or I'll cut it off