Author Topic: Layne Norton Introduces his new Carbon supplements video (Read 5700 times)

Method101 · « **on:** October 04, 2015, 09:20:52 AM »

Enthusiasm of peace.

Twaddle · « **Reply #1 on:** October 04, 2015, 09:46:02 AM »

Epic reading off of his laptop monitor.

Stephano · « **Reply #2 on:** October 04, 2015, 09:57:59 AM »

"Carbon" is an extremely stupid name for a supplement company. Makes no sense.

Also, brutal 16" arms on Layne. He hasn't progressed an inch since his teen bodybuilding days over a decade ago.

Method101 · « **Reply #3 on:** October 04, 2015, 10:01:48 AM »

Quote from: Stephano on October 04, 2015, 09:57:59 AM

"Carbon" is an extremely stupid name for a supplement company. Makes no sense.

Also, brutal 16" arms on Layne. He hasn't progressed an inch since his teen bodybuilding days over a decade ago.

Norton claims 18" arms I think and if so that's believable with a pump.

Nether Animal · « **Reply #4 on:** October 04, 2015, 10:02:04 AM »

Looks like that Ron Harris dude from MD.

NaturalWonder83 · « **Reply #5 on:** October 04, 2015, 10:07:37 AM »

Hey layne
First off what a shitty video u made and what a shitty camera prescence u have- when u are public speaking plz don't rock back n forth- amateur move
All those degrees and how smart u claim u r- and u can't even make a decent video

Your company and products sound terrible

Vince goodrum has already associated himself with you and your company so that's another red flag and instantly turns us off

I don't give a shit how much cit Malate is in there- I know other supps that have that amount so don't feed me ours is the only product out there song n dance

Shitty company
Shitty marketing
People hate it already
You're never gonna go anywhere with this
U r not the next big thing
You will not change the industry

Method101 · « **Reply #6 on:** October 04, 2015, 10:12:41 AM »

500g of Citruline Malate here 45$ - http://us.myprotein.com/sports-nutrition/citrulline-malate/10852402.html
500g Creapure Creatine Monohydrate $20 - http://us.myprotein.com/sports-nutrition/creapure-creatine-monohydrate/10852407.html

lol, the only thing Citruline Malate/Arginine seems to do for me is give me slightly better erections and a tiny bit more of a pump. Creatine Mono = 1-2 extra reps more than without it so neither are really worth it, the money would be better spent on real food and not Piano's real food lol.

wes · « **Reply #7 on:** October 04, 2015, 10:15:38 AM »

Carbon.................. sounds unhealthy! $:-\$

Method101 · « **Reply #8 on:** October 04, 2015, 10:16:22 AM »

Quote from: wes on October 04, 2015, 10:15:38 AM

Carbon..................sounds unhealthy! $:-\$

Carbon (from Latin: carbo "coal") of peace.

wes · « **Reply #9 on:** October 04, 2015, 10:19:05 AM »

MAXX · « **Reply #10 on:** October 04, 2015, 10:23:23 AM »

another chump selling overpriced powders hoping to make a buck

Layne is a logical nerd and should have used that intelligence to become an engineer or something usefull... supplements lol

Method101 · « **Reply #11 on:** October 04, 2015, 10:24:09 AM »

I can't use Arginine/CitMalate anyway since you can't combine it with Viagra and I'm looking for a new woman at the moment so I can't put myself in the situation where I can't pop a Viagra lol. (I only use viagra the first 2 nights as a performance enhancer I don't have ED).

MAXX · « **Reply #12 on:** October 04, 2015, 10:24:58 AM »

what is his reasoning for the name "carbon" ?

Stephano · « **Reply #13 on:** October 04, 2015, 10:25:53 AM »

Quote from: Method101 on October 04, 2015, 10:01:48 AM

Norton claims 18" arms I think and if so that's believable with a pump.

The average male human head is 22.4" in circumference. Look at Layne again. With that little fact in mind, do those arms look anywhere near 18" to you? Looks to me like his head absolutely dwarfs his arms, which seem 16" in circumference at best. I don't know anybody who gains 2-3 inches on a pump, either.

Layne barely looks like a gymrat. In a suit, or in long clothing, you'd never be able to tell that he's ever touched a weight. This chump is selling muscle-building supplements?

Henda · « **Reply #14 on:** October 04, 2015, 10:28:29 AM »

Disgusting gross nerd. Deserves his ugly, highly irritating face rammed repeatedly into that oven door till the glass shatters and multiple shards are embedded in his face and eyes.

Will go down as one of the biggest doucebags ever in the history of the Internet.

Method101 · « **Reply #15 on:** October 04, 2015, 10:28:45 AM »

Quote from: Stephano on October 04, 2015, 10:25:53 AM

The average male human head is 22.4" in circumference. Look at Layne again. With that little fact in mind, do those arms look anywhere near 18" to you? Looks to me like his head absolutely dwarfs his arms, which seem 16" in circumference at best. I don't know anybody who gains 2-3 inches on a pump, either.

Layne barely looks like a gymrat. In a suit, or in long clothing, you'd never be able to tell that he's ever touched a weight. This chump is selling muscle-building supplements?

Bro I was pushing 15.5" arms in the 7 year old green t-shirt picture and Layne isn't very short either so I believe he has 18" arms with a pump.

Drop your unrealistic expectations as well, most people who are natural or ~~only use low dosages~~*cough* do not look like they lift in long clothing.

Quote from: MAXX on October 04, 2015, 10:24:58 AM

what is his reasoning for the name "carbon" ?

I haven't heard why yet but carbon fibre is used as the framework in the most expensive bikes so maybe their thinking of that subconscious mental connection in many sporty people between the word carbon and high quality.

MAXX · « **Reply #16 on:** October 04, 2015, 10:31:46 AM »

Quote from: Method101 on October 04, 2015, 10:28:45 AM

I haven't heard why yet but carbon fibre is used as the framework in the most expensive bikes so maybe their thinking of that subconscious mental connection in many sporty people between the word carbon and high quality.

I know it's used for high end cars, bikes, airplanes etc etc. but I thought that would be so far fetched and lame it wasnt that

HonestBob · « **Reply #17 on:** October 04, 2015, 10:33:08 AM »

Layne Norton is a charlatan.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #18 on:** October 04, 2015, 10:34:01 AM »

Quote from: MAXX on October 04, 2015, 10:24:58 AM

what is his reasoning for the name "carbon" ?

I would assume chemistry. Carbon is the element that makes our life possible.

Stephano · « **Reply #19 on:** October 04, 2015, 10:48:29 AM »

Quote from: dr.chimps on October 04, 2015, 10:34:01 AM

I would assume chemistry. Carbon is the element that makes our life possible.

If that's the case, it's completely fucking retarded. "Carbon supplements" sounds like a nonsense, made-up brand. It's almost a contradiction in terms, as nobody would ever need to supplement with the element carbon. (Unlike, say, magnesium or iron.)

Method101 · « **Reply #20 on:** October 04, 2015, 10:59:21 AM »

Quote from: Stephano on October 04, 2015, 10:48:29 AM

If that's the case, it's completely fucking retarded. "Carbon supplements" sounds like a nonsense, made-up brand. It's almost a contradiction in terms, as nobody would ever need to supplement with the element carbon. (Unlike, say, magnesium or iron.)

What about Carbon Monoxide, sounds like a good name for a lot of supplements.

Davidtheman100 · « **Reply #21 on:** October 04, 2015, 11:37:41 AM »

Layne if you are reading this fuck you

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **Reply #22 on:** October 04, 2015, 01:26:37 PM »

Quote from: NaturalWonder83 on October 04, 2015, 10:07:37 AM

Hey layne
First off what a shitty video u made and what a shitty camera prescence u have- when u are public speaking plz don't rock back n forth- amateur move
All those degrees and how smart u claim u r- and u can't even make a decent video

Your company and products sound terrible

Vince goodrum has already associated himself with you and your company so that's another red flag and instantly turns us off

I don't give a shit how much cit Malate is in there- I know other supps that have that amount so don't feed me ours is the only product out there song n dance

Shitty company
Shitty marketing
People hate it already
You're never gonna go anywhere with this
U r not the next big thing
You will not change the industry

I have nothing to do with Layne Norton's company whatsoever.

Dokey111 · « **Reply #23 on:** October 04, 2015, 02:09:49 PM »

good lord I made it about a minute thirty

NaturalWonder83 · « **Reply #24 on:** October 04, 2015, 02:10:50 PM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on October 04, 2015, 01:26:37 PM

I have nothing to do with Layne Norton's company whatsoever.

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