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fucking pumpkin pie yesterday, I feel awful and am pissing out my ass
Not worth it?Sometimes a little anal leakage is worth the taste going in.(Yeah, I bet saying that out loud sounds even more gay than in it did in my head and it sounds kinda' gay)
Too much of a good thing can do that to you.
As Josh,tears out his hair! LOL
chaos now knows the January 1 information,......lets see which one of these 2 can keep a secret the longest.
You know he's going to tell his turtle, so I will win by default.
good pointfuckin turtle you know its killing me wondering "what you are working on"
Tortoise.....but I don't have him anymore, gave him to my mom cause Bocephus was harassing him, not worth the stress for both of them.
I`m pissed !
Poor tortoise.
Yeah, Bocephus actually chewed some of the nubbys off his front legs one day so we gave him to my mom, she takes super good care of him.Call the nurse to change your diaper
You mean the hot young blonde nurse with the 5 oclock shadow and the huge bulge.........OK,will do!
stick around for walter sobchak to come in here and call my dog ugly, tell me im a welfare cheat, say there isnt a 1% chance I would look him in the face, advise me that he is going to show up on my doorstep one day,............feel free to add what Ive missed
You can`t leave the country either or afford a bus ticket.
oh yaaaaaawell thats not a real stretch of the truth I cant go to America or various other countries
He`s a tool anyway,so who cares?