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Darren Avey

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Anyone having as much fun as me on a saturday night
« on: October 10, 2015, 01:00:32 PM »
I'm sat in a police station waiting to give a witness statement for a assault I saw. So anyone coming down the greyhound tonight I 'll be there about ten. If you're bored one eyed Ben at the bar will entertain you with his wonderful tales of horseshit.
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Re: Anyone having as much fun as me on a saturday night
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2015, 01:01:41 PM »
Quote from: Darren Avey on October 10, 2015, 01:00:32 PM
I'm sat in a police station waiting to give a witness statement for a assault I saw. So anyone coming down the greyhound tonight I 'll be there about ten. If you're bored one eyed Ben at the bar will entertain you with his wonderful tales of horseshit.

Where is the greyhound pub?
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Darren Avey

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Re: Anyone having as much fun as me on a saturday night
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2015, 01:07:38 PM »
On the Aylesbury by pass, chalfont st peter
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Re: Anyone having as much fun as me on a saturday night
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2015, 01:09:03 PM »
Quote from: Darren Avey on October 10, 2015, 01:00:32 PM
I'm sat in a police station waiting to give a witness statement for a assault I saw. So anyone coming down the greyhound tonight I 'll be there about ten. If you're bored one eyed Ben at the bar will entertain you with his wonderful tales of horseshit.
Get one eyed Ben to take a photo on your phone of you holding a pint glass upside down while you are there,
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Re: Anyone having as much fun as me on a saturday night
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2015, 01:11:15 PM »
Quote from: Be There on October 10, 2015, 01:09:03 PM
Get one eyed Ben to take a photo on your phone of you holding a pint glass upside down while you are there,

Darren has totally changed his posting style

I preferred the in da cage stuff
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Re: Anyone having as much fun as me on a saturday night
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2015, 01:15:44 PM »
Ask a police officer to take a pic of you holding an upside down cup. Would definitely prove that you are 100% real.
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Re: Anyone having as much fun as me on a saturday night
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2015, 01:16:01 PM »
Oh not at all. I was gonna start a thread on who would be on your ultimate fight card for da cage. Haku Tyson Bruce Lee gene la bell lenny mclean etc.
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Re: Anyone having as much fun as me on a saturday night
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2015, 01:18:21 PM »
whats wrong with you?
no matter what happened you didnt see a thing

ps--that movie you told me to watch was good
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Re: Anyone having as much fun as me on a saturday night
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2015, 01:26:55 PM »
Why did you just witness the assault, of all people I would think you would have gotten involved.
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Re: Anyone having as much fun as me on a saturday night
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2015, 01:28:01 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on October 10, 2015, 01:26:55 PM
Why did you just witness the assault, of all people I would think you would have gotten involved.

its a lie


the police don't take routine statements on Saturday nights in the uk

too busy with drunken idiots
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Re: Anyone having as much fun as me on a saturday night
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2015, 01:29:42 PM »
Quote from: bigmc on October 10, 2015, 01:28:01 PM
its a lie


the police don't take routine statements on Saturday nights in the uk

too busy with drunken idiots

Was thinking the same. Not sure how it is there but here in the US the police would take your witness statement in the field they ain't having you come down to the police station unless someone was killed.
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Re: Anyone having as much fun as me on a saturday night
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2015, 01:38:05 PM »
Darren how dominant was the perpetrator? Obviously you removed yourself from the confrontation due to the sexual arousal you were experiencing , so I'm sure the details are fuzy but do you care to share with your brothers while you wait to file the official report?
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Re: Anyone having as much fun as me on a saturday night
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2015, 01:40:25 PM »
Brace yourselves...no picture is coming.
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Re: Anyone having as much fun as me on a saturday night
« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2015, 01:40:48 PM »
This Joon gimmick has taken a turn for the worse...
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Darren Avey

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Re: Anyone having as much fun as me on a saturday night
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2015, 03:09:18 PM »
Quote from: bigmc on October 10, 2015, 01:28:01 PM
its a lie


the police don't take routine statements on Saturday nights in the uk

too busy with drunken idiots

Amersham police station Buckingham shire I was in there giving a witness statement to a serious assault I witnessed. No drunks in that area as its tiny villages and farms. Not routine statement one could 've killed the other
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Re: Anyone having as much fun as me on a saturday night
« Reply #15 on: October 10, 2015, 03:12:05 PM »
Quote from: Dave D on October 10, 2015, 01:38:05 PM
Darren how dominant was the perpetrator? Obviously you removed yourself from the confrontation due to the sexual arousal you were experiencing , so I'm sure the details are fuzy but do you care to share with your brothers while you wait to file the official report?

Well I was shouting at them both as though I was coach to both of them. Take his legs out!!! Choke him!!! Right to the body upper cut to the head!!!! Yeh baby welcome to da top of da food chain!!!!!
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Re: Anyone having as much fun as me on a saturday night
« Reply #16 on: October 10, 2015, 03:22:13 PM »
Quote from: Darren Avey on October 10, 2015, 03:09:18 PM
Amersham police station Buckingham shire I was in there giving a witness statement to a serious assault I witnessed. No drunks in that area as its tiny villages and farms. Not routine statement one could 've killed the other

Shire?  Were these hobbitses?  Any wizards involved?
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Re: Anyone having as much fun as me on a saturday night
« Reply #17 on: October 10, 2015, 07:23:54 PM »
Quote from: Never1AShow on October 10, 2015, 03:22:13 PM
Shire?  Were these hobbitses?  Any wizards involved?

Brits throw that in to show us yanks we're not in Kansas anymore, Dorothy. They don't live in cities or towns, they live in villages or fucking "shires".

Darren, do us a favor, "guvnah" (trying to sound local). Take out that phone and do a quick thumbs-up selfie, mate (again).
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Re: Anyone having as much fun as me on a saturday night
« Reply #18 on: October 10, 2015, 07:26:18 PM »
I won 3 poker sit n gos, fucked gf and managed not to shit myself (close call) while watching good TV. Decent night for me.
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Re: Anyone having as much fun as me on a saturday night
« Reply #19 on: October 10, 2015, 11:14:09 PM »
Quote from: Darren Avey on October 10, 2015, 03:09:18 PM
Amersham police station Buckingham shire I was in there giving a witness statement to a serious assault I witnessed. No drunks in that area as its tiny villages and farms. Not routine statement one could 've killed the other

Isn't Amersham the most remote station on the London Underground?
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Re: Anyone having as much fun as me on a saturday night
« Reply #20 on: October 10, 2015, 11:17:39 PM »
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Darren Avey

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Re: Anyone having as much fun as me on a saturday night
« Reply #21 on: October 11, 2015, 01:07:09 AM »
Quote from: sync pulse on October 10, 2015, 11:14:09 PM
Isn't Amersham the most remote station on the London Underground?

That's the one
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Re: Anyone having as much fun as me on a saturday night
« Reply #22 on: October 11, 2015, 01:33:10 AM »
Quote from: Darren Avey on October 10, 2015, 03:12:05 PM
Well I was shouting at them both as though I was coach to both of them. Take his legs out!!! Choke him!!! Right to the body upper cut to the head!!!! Yeh baby welcome to da top of da food chain!!!!!

This is just getting lame and tired now.

Give it up mate.
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Re: Anyone having as much fun as me on a saturday night
« Reply #23 on: October 11, 2015, 01:35:41 AM »
Quote from: Be There on October 11, 2015, 01:33:10 AM
This is just getting lame and tired now.

Give it up mate.

x 2

worst one yet
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Re: Anyone having as much fun as me on a saturday night
« Reply #24 on: October 11, 2015, 01:37:32 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on October 10, 2015, 01:11:15 PM
Darren has totally changed his posting style

I preferred the in da cage stuff

Every one of his posts is about fighting... or seeing a fight... Or reporting a fight... Or jerking off while watching prison fight documentaries
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