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Black shirts make you look small
« on: October 10, 2015, 04:33:34 PM »
Anyone else feel like this? MAkes sense I guess, fat chicks wear black to look smaller. White on the other hand makes you look swoll as fuck.
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Re: Black shirts make you look small
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2015, 04:42:00 PM »
Black sets off my pasty vascularity nicely.  Don't wear white because I'm too grubby.  Also I don't believe in bleach.

Red is the problem.  A red tshirt takes me from hot guy to prematurely ejaculating doofus in 6 seconds.

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Re: Black shirts make you look small
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2015, 04:44:23 PM »
I shyed away from white because of gyno...now thats fixed, im lookin forward to wearing white wife beaters and simple white t shirts

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Re: Black shirts make you look small
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2015, 04:44:58 PM »
Black sets off my pasty vascularity nicely.  Don't wear white because I'm too grubby.  Also I don't believe in bleach.

Red is the problem.  A red tshirt takes me from hot guy to prematurely ejaculating doofus in 6 seconds.

True. Black can make you look lean and the arms huge, Im 220 and look about 190 everywhere else moment the shirt goes on though. Traps delts and chest deflate
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Re: Black shirts make you look small
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2015, 04:45:56 PM »
I shyed away from white because of gyno...now thats fixed, im lookin forward to wearing white wife beaters and simple white t shirts

JEsus if we're talking wife beaters where black at all times, white looks like trailer park trash. Im talking about the fitted vnecks we all wear to the club  ;D
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Re: Black shirts make you look small
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2015, 04:50:07 PM »
I find it's the opposite. If you have good delts, a big back and half decent arms you will look great in a plain back T...especially on 5+iu of pharm grade growth...very volumized, shrink wrapped with spider veins on the firearms and you can just that the person is shredded under there....black tanks are also the best imo..

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Re: Black shirts make you look small
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2015, 04:54:29 PM »
plain black Tee... 3xxx of course....

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Re: Black shirts make you look small
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2015, 04:55:54 PM »
plain black Tee... 3xxx of course....

Who's the twink?

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Re: Black shirts make you look small
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2015, 04:58:44 PM »
Who's the twink?

Look like he's been taking leg training advice from Groink.

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Re: Black shirts make you look small
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2015, 05:28:46 PM »
They were the original shirts

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Re: Black shirts make you look small
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2015, 05:29:37 PM »
Look like he's been taking leg training advice from Groink.

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Re: Black shirts make you look small
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2015, 05:31:32 PM »
plain black Tee... 3xxx of course....

What are the things on your ankles ergo?

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Re: Black shirts make you look small
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2015, 05:35:40 PM »

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Re: Black shirts make you look small
« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2015, 05:47:46 PM »
Anyone else feel like this? MAkes sense I guess, fat chicks wear black to look smaller. White on the other hand makes you look swoll as fuck.

Any clothing that is too tight, regardless of color, makes people look fatter.

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Re: Black shirts make you look small
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2015, 06:10:33 PM »
Any clothing that is too tight, regardless of color, makes people look fatter.
Dumbest thing I ever read.

The only way tight clothing will make you look fat is if you are fat.  Genius.

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Re: Black shirts make you look small
« Reply #15 on: October 10, 2015, 06:16:46 PM »
I usually only were black in t shirts,cause i like to emphasize the arms and de emphasize chest,shoulders etc.

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Re: Black shirts make you look small
« Reply #16 on: October 10, 2015, 06:18:12 PM »
Dumbest thing I ever read.

The only way tight clothing will make you look fat is if you are fat.  Genius.
Exactly

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Re: Black shirts make you look small
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Re: Black shirts make you look small
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Re: Black shirts make you look small
« Reply #19 on: October 10, 2015, 06:23:33 PM »
White emphasises size and cuts with a tan. Black removes all hidden muscle so only what is shown is noticed.

It also depends on whether you give a fuck or, conversely, if you want to hide size. Wearing a suit I look big but not like a musclehead. If I wore a tight shirt (near impossible at my size cos most people with my neck size are fatsos) I'd be stereotyped as a meathead.

One of my favourite t shirts is navy and I still get looks/schmoes perving. You can't hide 110kg of muscle behind a colour unless your Muslim.

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Re: Black shirts make you look small
« Reply #20 on: October 10, 2015, 06:36:25 PM »
Dumbest thing I ever read.

The only way tight clothing will make you look fat is if you are fat.  Genius.

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Re: Black shirts make you look small
« Reply #21 on: October 10, 2015, 06:39:33 PM »
Vertical stripes are "thinning"

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Re: Black shirts make you look small
« Reply #22 on: October 10, 2015, 07:09:27 PM »
OP notices incipient smallness, launches pre-emptive strike on all-black wardrobe as a diversion.

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Re: Black shirts make you look small
« Reply #23 on: October 10, 2015, 07:39:46 PM »
Vertical stripes are "thinning"

Apparently horizontal stripes are thinning and vertical the opposite. Check out pics and it kind of make sense.

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Re: Black shirts make you look small
« Reply #24 on: October 10, 2015, 07:56:04 PM »
Dumbest thing I ever read.

The only way tight clothing will make you look fat is if you are fat.  Genius.
The assumption was that the wearer was overweight to begin with. Obviously, a stick person would still look like a stick person regardless what they wore.