Author Topic: Where to start? Man found with 30 eyeballs up his ass. (Read 6487 times)

_aj_ · « **on:** October 11, 2015, 06:00:38 AM »

http://smileshappen.org/wyoming-man-found-with-30-eyeballs-in-his-anal-cavity/

NickEdge779 · « **Reply #1 on:** October 11, 2015, 06:02:01 AM »

What the actual fuck...

Tapeworm · « **Reply #2 on:** October 11, 2015, 06:07:35 AM »

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“Company won’t let us take animal scraps home and instead toss them in the landfill,” Tilbott said in the police report. “They’re a very wasteful company. We should be allowed to take scrap meat and other parts home. The company should start a green initiative. They don’t even have recycling at the plant.”

Tilbott explained his actions: “I enjoy eating bovine eyeballs and smuggling them out in my colon was the only way I knew how to get them out without potentially getting caught and fired.”

“I put them in soups,” Tilbott said in the police report. “They’re beneficial for erectile dysfunction, which I currently battle, but I also just like the texture and taste.”

He forms a cogent case... for a guy with a butt full of cow eyeballs.

Waller · « **Reply #3 on:** October 11, 2015, 06:10:26 AM »

I bet he's seen some shit.

WOOO · « **Reply #4 on:** October 11, 2015, 06:11:41 AM »

Jackass outtake.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #5 on:** October 11, 2015, 06:14:07 AM »

I hear they all had brown eyes.

Benito Mutumbo · « **Reply #6 on:** October 11, 2015, 06:18:11 AM »

He won't be having dinner guests anytime soon.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #7 on:** October 11, 2015, 06:24:59 AM »

I bet he loved the soup specials at The Temple of Doom cafe.

Army of One · « **Reply #8 on:** October 11, 2015, 06:30:16 AM »

Were any of them vissys?

phreak · « **Reply #9 on:** October 11, 2015, 06:46:04 AM »

If you stare into the ass, the ass stares back at you.

SquidVicious · « **Reply #10 on:** October 11, 2015, 06:49:30 AM »

So this what they mean by having eyes in the back of your head.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #11 on:** October 11, 2015, 06:50:08 AM »

Quote from: Shizzo on October 11, 2015, 06:24:59 AM

I bet he loved the soup specials at The Temple of Doom cafe.

Try our Eyeball Ram Potage!

OlympiaGym · « **Reply #12 on:** October 11, 2015, 07:02:48 AM »

What is his GB handle?

Frank Reynolds · « **Reply #13 on:** October 11, 2015, 07:07:04 AM »

Quote from: OlympiaGym on October 11, 2015, 07:02:48 AM

What is his GB handle?

I'd say shizzo since he seems like the type of guy that would shove cow eyes up his ass in the hopes of seeing himself take a shit......but the cognitive and well rounded argument he presented says otherwise......

Twaddle · « **Reply #14 on:** October 11, 2015, 07:09:28 AM »

How does one even find something like this on the interwebs? $:-\$

Army of One · « **Reply #15 on:** October 11, 2015, 07:09:36 AM »

Quote from: Frank Reynolds on October 11, 2015, 07:07:04 AM

I'd say shizzo since he seems like the type of guy that would shove cow eyes up his ass in the hopes of seeing himself take a shit......but the cognitive and well rounded argument he presented says otherwise......

You seem very knowledgeable for a 2015 join date and so few posts