The last time I referred to myself a good looking guy was when I was about 10 having a bust up with some of the young girls on the block and they said I had "big ears" and I melted saying "my mammy says I'm very handsome" to which they burst out laughing...*cringe*...never said anything like it again
I cringed at each and every one of his posts so far in this thread
You've never stared at your reflction in the mirror when drunk and thought "damn I look good?"
I took a selfie to capture the magic of this moment.
Next day, having forgotten about it, I was on phone and saw "recent images". Bloodshot eyes, droopy face from tiredness/drunkenness. I dropped my phone in shock, like the detective in the Usual Suspects drops the cup of coffee upon realising he had been duped, fed lies, just as my drunken self had lied and convinced me so thoroughly the night before.