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looks like the shameless harpy got a sniff of the lads inheritance (his mother died last year) and wants a chunk of free money :-\

'I love you... but you owe me $127,000': New York aunt sues nephew, 12, who broke her wrist at his eighth birthday party - because she can no longer hold a plate of hor d'oeuvres

  • Jennifer Connell is suing her nephew Sean Tarala over the 2011 incident
  • Connell claims Sean broke her wrist by leaping into her open arms
  • Connell, a 54-year-old human resources manager says she is still suffering
  • She said: I was at a party recently, and it was difficult to hold my hors d’oeuvre plate'
  • Told judge that youngster should be held accountable for his behavior
  • Sean sat in court with his father - his mother died last year
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A New York woman is suing her 12-year-old nephew who accidentally broke her wrist while greeting her at his eighth birthday party.

Jennifer Connell is seeking $127,000 from Sean Tarala of Westport, Connecticut, after the youngster jumped into her arms whens she arrived at his party on March 18, 2011.

Connell - a 54-year-old human resources manager - described her nephew in court as 'very loving' and 'sensitive' towards her, but told Judge Edward Stodolink that the youngster should be held accountable for his behavior.


Jennifer Connell, pictured, is suing her 12-year-old nephew after he accidentally broke her wrist when he jumped into her arms at his eighth birthday party in March 2011 - causing her 'ongoing pain and discomfort'

According to the Connecticut Post, Sean looked 'confused' as he sat in the Superior Court in Bridgeport alongside his father Michael.

The boy's mother, Lisa, died last year.

The court heard that Sean had just received a red bicycle for his birthday and was riding it when Connell arrived at the home in Westport.

According to her testimony, Connell claimed that Sean got excited when he saw her and shouted: '"Auntie Jen, Auntie Jen". All of a sudden he was there in the air, I had to catch him and we tumbled on to the ground, I remember him shouting, "Auntie Jen I love you," and there he was flying at me.'

Connell told the court that she realized she had been injured but did not want to raise the matter at the time because she did not want to ruin his birthday celebration.

However, she said the injury had had a massive impact on her life.

She said: 'I live in Manhattan in a third-floor walk-up so it has been very difficult. And we all know how crowded it is in Manhattan. I was at a party recently, and it was difficult to hold my hors d’oeuvre plate.'

According to court documents: 'The injuries, losses and harms to the plaintiff were caused by the negligence and carelessness of the minor defendant in that a reasonable eight year old under those circumstances would know or should have known that a forceful greeting such as the one delivered by the defendant to the plaintiff could cause the harms and losses suffered by the plaintiff.'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3270400/I-love-owe-127-000-New-York-aunt-sues-nephew-12-broke-wrist-greeting-eighth-birthday-party.html

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Re: aunt of the year - 'can no longer hold a plate of hor d'oeuvres'
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2015, 12:45:42 PM »
So disgusting. You would think this was an article from 'the onion'.

However maybe I'm just really horny sty the moment, but I think she's pretty fuckable for 54.

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Re: aunt of the year - 'can no longer hold a plate of hor d'oeuvres'
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2015, 12:48:32 PM »
 hitmen-r-us is a lot cheaper  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: aunt of the year - 'can no longer hold a plate of hor d'oeuvres'
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2015, 01:54:26 PM »
That 8 year old will learn respect even if it takes 4 years.

I'm assuming she's suing their homeowners insurance?

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Re: aunt of the year - 'can no longer hold a plate of hor d'oeuvres'
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2015, 03:53:29 PM »
What a world this has become.   ???

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Re: aunt of the year - 'can no longer hold a plate of hor d'oeuvres'
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2015, 04:51:05 PM »
she should be sued for traumatizing a child

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Re: aunt of the year - 'can no longer hold a plate of hor d'oeuvres'
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2015, 04:55:54 PM »
2011?  I thought one had only a year to file a suit?  Regardless, this should be thrown out of court and her out of the country.
What a leech.

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Re: aunt of the year - 'can no longer hold a plate of hor d'oeuvres'
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2015, 05:00:23 PM »
I find it really tough climbing stairs when my wrist is sore too.

Fuck sake. I will be honest. I worked as a barrister in personal injury and I was disgusted at the payouts. More disgusted by the cases that we couldn't win because of lack of the 4 legs of a negligence case (causation, care of duty, damage, proximity).

Had a guy successfully sue Dublin Airport for 800k euro cos he broke his wrist slipping on a puddle where floor had been washed; conversely had a rugby player whose neck was broken and hospital in region said there was no issue, let him fly back to UK (he had to lie on floor of airplane) and it transpired his neck was broken. I could say more but that was in my short tenure, and I was fuckign disgusted by the greed and unfairness of it all.

I broke my ankle, tore achilles, calf muscles and all ligaments in area playing rugby. Coach wanted to send me back on field despite my foot being other direction. I had to hop back on bus, go to hospital later and then wait 4 hours for treatment. Was it shit? Yes. Was school (who I was playing for) stupid? Yes. But who cares, shit happens... they didn't break my leg. That is what gets me. The kid was being kind hearted and excited - the fuck if he hurts you - suck it up you bitch.

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Re: aunt of the year - 'can no longer hold a plate of hor d'oeuvres'
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2015, 05:31:41 PM »
Maybe she and the father are in on it together to split a homeowners settlement? I hope it's something like that, and not her suing them personally. It won't end well.

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Re: aunt of the year - 'can no longer hold a plate of hor d'oeuvres'
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2015, 11:32:30 PM »
Jury tossed it out in 20 minutes

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Re: aunt of the year - 'can no longer hold a plate of hor d'oeuvres'
« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2015, 02:30:06 AM »
She should've retained NavyMike's injury settlement rep.

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Re: aunt of the year - 'can no longer hold a plate of hor d'oeuvres'
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2015, 02:46:39 AM »
Would fuck as long as signs waiver not to sue me is 2035 claiming me slamming my fat body into her delicate old hips on every thrust injured them and caused her trouble rising out of her arm chair

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Re: aunt of the year - 'can no longer hold a plate of hor d'oeuvres'
« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2015, 05:34:52 AM »
Does any other country have these law suit laws?  I know a guy that sues someone once a year. Usually they settle. It's his second job. No, you can sue as much as you want and it's not admissible in court.

The only way to end bull shit law suits is if you lose your law suit then you have to pay the person or business you are suing. Since most politicians in the US are lawyers this will never happen.