Author Topic: go to walk in the gym, see these ahead, wat do? (Read 10138 times)

bigmc · « **Reply #1 on:** October 14, 2015, 07:52:57 AM »

don't breathe in

protein farts of peace

spiro · « **Reply #2 on:** October 14, 2015, 07:54:53 AM »

Every one of them has a bad case of the IlS.

BigCyp · « **Reply #3 on:** October 14, 2015, 07:55:45 AM »

I would run over, place them in the recovery position, and get some isotonic drink to help with their severe lat cramps.

Davidtheman100 · « **Reply #4 on:** October 14, 2015, 07:56:10 AM »

lolllll the fact that the walking is sped up in the beginning made it extra funny for some reason...

Kim Jong Bob · « **Reply #5 on:** October 14, 2015, 07:57:31 AM »

Haha look at the short one on the right .walks like he shit himself

BigCyp · « **Reply #6 on:** October 14, 2015, 07:58:39 AM »

Waste of water and glycogen

BBSSchlemiel · « **Reply #7 on:** October 14, 2015, 07:59:12 AM »

Though I like Rich (see last post of mine), despite his and his entourage's badass image--which is pretty much their signature--I would not be interested in the slightest in them more than meeting Rich and sharing some words. More importantly I would not be intimidated or scared, which is likely what some of these bozos are aiming for.

Some of them appear to waddle more than walk and faced with a real physical confrontation wouldn't even know what to do. So much for being a badass.

Skylge · « **Reply #8 on:** October 14, 2015, 07:59:55 AM »

Apparently that 5% stuff makes you walk in a cramped and stupid way, nasty side effect!

pissant · « **Reply #9 on:** October 14, 2015, 08:02:33 AM »

Wow id laugh my ass off. Look at all those non existent lats!

Davidtheman100 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 14, 2015, 08:04:27 AM »

The fact that Dusty Hanshaw has one of the better physiques as a 5% athlete speaks volumes about them in general...Bunch of tatted up jail rats who most likely were molested at a younger age

Powerlift66 · « **Reply #11 on:** October 14, 2015, 08:08:10 AM »

One of those guys (the heavier Samoan looking one) is strong as feck.
Only saw a video or two, so I'm not sure of his name.

What to do? Walk in the gym and do your workout like always, what else?

Or tell them 5' 5" 185 lb WhiteWidow will be in soon to out-bench, out-lift all of them ?

Twaddle · « **Reply #12 on:** October 14, 2015, 08:10:04 AM »

I would quickly don my 4% muscle shirt and hit a rear glute shot.

Nick Danger · « **Reply #13 on:** October 14, 2015, 08:19:32 AM »

Immediately sound the Lunk Alarm.

viking1 · « **Reply #14 on:** October 14, 2015, 08:19:47 AM »

The penguins are so massive, they all have to turn sideways inching through the door

SuperTed · « **Reply #15 on:** October 14, 2015, 08:20:12 AM »

The midget on the far right is the funniest. Dude's clearly trying to compensate for his lack of height by making himself look as wide and jacked as possible.

Lustral · « **Reply #16 on:** October 14, 2015, 08:25:33 AM »

Call in a drone strike on the gym.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #17 on:** October 14, 2015, 08:34:05 AM »

Look like the waddling aliens at the beginning of The Fifth Element.

falco · « **Reply #18 on:** October 14, 2015, 08:39:07 AM »

Douchebags of peace. Seems like they come in herds now.

CalvinH · « **Reply #19 on:** October 14, 2015, 08:40:08 AM »

Ask if they are extras for a new Hobbit movie.

WannaBePro · « **Reply #20 on:** October 14, 2015, 08:44:43 AM »

Quote from: Davidtheman100 on October 14, 2015, 08:04:27 AM

The fact that Dusty Hanshaw has one of the better physiques as a 5% athlete speaks volumes about them in general...Bunch of tatted up jail rats who most likely were molested at a younger age

Dusty is with Mutant... He just signed with them a couple months ago, did he switch to 5% already??

robcguns · « **Reply #21 on:** October 14, 2015, 08:52:50 AM »

Laugh hysterically,funny how when i was younger i would of thought that was cool now i just see it as retarded.

240 is Back · « **Reply #22 on:** October 14, 2015, 08:56:13 AM »

it'd be funny to see that same clip with them walking into different buildings.

njflex · « **Reply #23 on:** October 14, 2015, 09:02:36 AM »

last guy in the white one is the best smooth and no shape...

Man of Steel · « **Reply #24 on:** October 14, 2015, 09:10:52 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on October 14, 2015, 07:51:55 AM

I'd assume a group of PhD candidates in physics is taking a break from their dissertation preparation in order to share the gospel of Christ at a local gymnasium.