Author Topic: Wierdest thing a women ever said to you the first time you kissed her? (Read 3392 times)

Method101 · « **on:** October 14, 2015, 01:42:55 PM »

I recently had "Wow your skin is really soft" in an exited tone of voice, I was like uhh yea I shave every morning... $:-\$

wes · « **Reply #1 on:** October 14, 2015, 01:46:13 PM »

"Hey take your tongue out of my ass"!!

phreak · « **Reply #2 on:** October 14, 2015, 01:47:24 PM »

"Please don't, daddy!"

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #3 on:** October 14, 2015, 01:51:53 PM »

Can you take the handcuffs off me now.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #4 on:** October 14, 2015, 01:52:59 PM »

"My cock just got hard"

Method101 · « **Reply #5 on:** October 14, 2015, 01:58:45 PM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on October 14, 2015, 01:51:53 PM

Can you take the handcuffs off me now.

Quote from: wes on October 14, 2015, 01:46:13 PM

"Hey take your tongue out of my ass"!!

lmfao

, FML mine wasn't a joke though

$:-\$

10pints · « **Reply #6 on:** October 14, 2015, 02:00:39 PM »

"I don't usually kiss clients."

Powerlift66 · « **Reply #7 on:** October 14, 2015, 02:18:23 PM »

Dont do that, cousin...

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #8 on:** October 14, 2015, 02:21:46 PM »

Quote from: wes on October 14, 2015, 01:46:13 PM

"Hey take your tongue out of my ass"!!

lolz

Rudee · « **Reply #9 on:** October 14, 2015, 02:22:05 PM »

"Happy Birthday Son!"

Kim Jong Bob · « **Reply #10 on:** October 14, 2015, 02:25:03 PM »

Quote from: phreak on October 14, 2015, 01:47:24 PM

"Please don't, daddy!"

so fucking wrong

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #11 on:** October 14, 2015, 02:25:25 PM »

"Daddy kisses better than you....''

Red Hook · « **Reply #12 on:** October 14, 2015, 02:29:58 PM »

- Daddy, take your tongue out of my ass, it's not Wednesday yet

- Why do call me a grapefruit and ask me to wear a white towel over my head?

- Wider than Heath

- What if I am a tranny, would you still hit it?

Dr Dutch · « **Reply #13 on:** October 14, 2015, 02:31:06 PM »

Well not saying anything, but totally losing muscle tone and dropping to the floor..........not kiddin'

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #14 on:** October 14, 2015, 07:20:54 PM »

"Why is your cock out, we are 13 minutes into our first date?"

Schnauzer · « **Reply #15 on:** October 14, 2015, 07:22:28 PM »

"What are you doing, Mr. Cosby??!!"

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #16 on:** October 14, 2015, 07:24:21 PM »

Set it up
Potato
Coward

Hulkotron · « **Reply #17 on:** October 14, 2015, 07:26:44 PM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on October 14, 2015, 07:24:21 PM

Set it up
Potato
Coward

Kim Jong Bob · « **Reply #18 on:** October 14, 2015, 10:08:52 PM »

Btw how cute of method asking this question just to brag that he got a kiss.......from a women to..a real women cause she can speak

240 is Back · « **Reply #19 on:** October 14, 2015, 10:35:38 PM »

"Your kisses are worst than you posts"

Costanza · « **Reply #20 on:** October 14, 2015, 10:57:58 PM »

I think you need to do that again, but with your dick.

phreak · « **Reply #21 on:** October 14, 2015, 10:58:46 PM »

"Why do you taste like semen?"

Thespritz0 · « **Reply #22 on:** October 15, 2015, 01:01:04 PM »

"Hurry up into my apartment my husband comes home in 3 hours"!!!

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #23 on:** October 15, 2015, 01:09:25 PM »

"You kiss better than my dad"

PJim · « **Reply #24 on:** October 15, 2015, 01:13:20 PM »

*death rattle*